Impact
Wrestling
Date: July 31, 2014
Location: Manhattan
Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It's Destination X,
meaning for one night a year, the X Division actually matters. In
this case we have another Option C, as Austin Aries has cashed in his
X-Division Title for a World Title shot. Also, we have the reunited
Hardy Boys challenging the Wolves for the World Tag Team Titles which
should be awesome. Let's get to it.
We open with a video of
Aries in an empty arena and talking about how he's willing to give it
all up for one chance tonight.
The opening video talks
about the two title matches.
Here are Dixie and
company to get things going. Dixie brags about changing the rules on
everyone and giving them the real EC Dub (not ECW of course). She's
given them a star in Ethan and he'll lead TNA into the future. Ethan
talks about how the two men who debuted last week are the real ECW
men. First up is the man formerly known as Big Z, but now he'll go
by his real name of Rycklon. The other guy is just known as Gene
Snitsky.
This brings Ethan to
Team 3D and Dreamer. The fans want tables but Ethan says this is
going to become the house that the Carters built. A challenge is
issued for one final challenge to end this war once and for all.
Also, Dixie is NEVER going to be put through a table, no matter what.
Tag
Team Titles: Hardys vs. Wolves
Wolves are defending.
Eddie and Matt crank arm work to start as the fans are split. The
champions take over but Matt sends Richards into the corner to take
over. Off to Jeff as the Hardys start working over Davey's arm. A
double suplex gets two and it's back to a wristlock from Matt.
Richards finally gets in a shot to the head and makes a tag off to
Edwards to clean house.
A double hurricanrana
puts both Hardys on the floor, setting up a double suicide dive to
keep the champions in control. Back in and Eddie enziguris Jeff into
a German suplex from Davey for two. Matt saves his brother from a
double suplex before the Wolves are thrown outside. Poetry In Motion
over the top puts everyone down before a regular one hits Eddie in
the corner.
The Side Effect sets up
the Swanton but Richards sends Jeff outside before a cover. Matt
gets two off a moonsault to Edwards before both Hardys put on Ice
Picks (double underhook guillotine chokes). Davey breaks Jeff's hold
and makes the save before sending him crashing to the floor.
The kick to Matt's
chest sets up the double double stomp for two on Matt. Back up and a
Twist of Fate gets two on Davey and a backslide gets the same for
Richards. Jeff is still down, allowing the Wolves to hit their
powerbomb/top robe Backstabber for the pin on Matt at 10:08.
Rating:
B. This was good but not great.
The tagging part went away a few minutes into the match but that's
probably the best thing all around. I didn't know who was going to
win here and that's a very good thing considering how this could have
gone. The Hardys still looked good and Matt hasn't looked like this
in years.
Video
on Low Ki, an X-Division pioneer.
Low
Ki and Joe stare at each other in the back.
X-Division
Title Qualifying Match: DJZ vs. Manik vs. Low Ki
It's
the usual series of triple threats to set up another triple threat
for the vacant title. DJZ
heads outside to start, allowing Manik and Low Ki to dive around a
lot. Back in and DJZ dropkicks both guys down before sending Manik
outside. Low Ki counters a tornado DDT and sends DJZ into the
corner, only to have Manik come back in to break it up.
Low
Ki gets sent to the floor and Manik puts a Black Widow on DJZ. He
changes it over to an Indian Deathlock but Ki kicks him down to crank
on DJZ's leg even worse. Ki gets knocked off the top and DZJ gets
two off a rollup to Manik. DJZ gets kicked off the top and out to
the floor and the Ki Crusher ends Manik at 5:10.
Rating:
C. The match was fine but I
really have a problem getting into these qualifying matches. They're
so similar every single year with people being brought back,
wrestling maybe a match or two after it's over, and then usually
leaving again. That really isn't all that interesting and gets
tiresome quick. Still though, not a bad match.
We
look back at Sanada turning on Great Muta and joining forces with
James Storm last week.
Here's
Storm with something to say. What we saw last week was a student
rising up instead of being held down by his mentor. Now Storm is
Sanada's new mentor and will see that he gets everything done.
X-Division
Title Qualifying Match: Sanada vs. Brian Cage vs. Crazzy Steve
The
muscular Cage (he once appeared on Gut Check) cleans house to start
and gets two off a backbreaker to Sanada. Steve gets in Cage's face
and offers a test of strength before stomping on Cage's foot. That's
fine with Cage as he picks up Sanada in a Samoan drop and Sanada in a
slam at the same time. Both guys get thrown down before Cage can't
hit a delayed vertical superplex on Steve. The Crazzy one hits a
sunset bomb for two but Sanada makes the save. Sanada gets hammered
down in the corner but Cage misses a Lionsault, allowing Sanada to
hit a tiger suplex on Steve for the pin at 3:55.
Rating:
D+. Cage looked really
impressive but there was no question who was going to win here.
Sanada is a guy that we have a reason to care about which puts him
far ahead of a lot of the international talent brought in for
something like this. There isn't much to say here though, as is the
case most of the time on this special.
Team
3D and Dreamer accept.
Bobby
Roode gives Aries a pep talk.
Here
are Team 3D and Tommy Dreamer with something to say. D-Von
talks about being gone for awhile but now he's back with his best
friend Dreamer and his Brother Ray. They know how to finish a war
and that's what they're going to do. Dreamer says he's been in wars
against and with these men along with others that will die for all of
us. Being hardcore is a work ethic and
he would go to war with anyone in TNA because that's what this
business is all about.
This
brings out Dixie's cronies with Ethan saying this is war, but the war
is next week. Ray isn't pleased and asks if Ethan knows who he is
and where they are. Ray may not know how to do a lot of things, but
he knows how to start a riot in New York City. If
Ethan gets to name the time, Ray gets to make it a weapons match.
Angle
and Joe shake hands in the back and Angle is pleased.
Team
Dixie is ready for next week.
The
Beautiful People don't think much of Terryn and Gail Kim.
Someone
whose name begins with an H is coming.
X-Division
Qualifying Match: Samoa Joe vs. Tigre Uno vs. Homicide
Before
the match, Joe talks about how awesome he is and how he'll bring the
focus back to the X-Division. Tigre
is quickly thrown down but Homicide sends Joe out to the floor for a
big running flip dive as we take a break. Back
with Tigre dropkicking both guys down but he gets double teamed with
a High/Low.
Joe
and Homicide have their big showdown with Joe taking over and
hammering away. Some knees to Homicide's head have him in trouble
but Tigre comes back and takes over with kicks of his own. Homicide
takes Tigre down with a tornado DDT but Uno is in the corner. Joe
takes over again but Homicide breaks up the MuscleBuster. That only
lasts for a few seconds though as Joe busts up Homicide's muscles to
advance at 9:50.
Rating:
C+. It's the best of the three
matches but that really doesn't cover a lot of ground. Joe advancing
is the logical move and I really hope Homicide isn't going to be
around full time. I've never cared for him and he doesn't seem to do
much other than wrestle a strong style which doesn't do anything for
me.
Video
on Abyss vs. Bram. Abyss sings My Girl and brings out Janice.
Video
on Aries cashing in the X Title last week.
We
recap the X-Division stuff.
TNA
World Title: Austin Aries vs. Bobby Lashley
Bobby
is defending and it's a
staredown to start. Aries goes to the leg to start but it's a very
slow opening. More kicks
have Lashley in trouble and Austin wraps his leg around the ropes for
even more kicks. A dropkick
to the back sends Lashley to the floor but his dive is caught in
midair for a belly to belly suplex as we take a break. Back
with Lashley taking over and putting on a reverse bearhug.
Aries
fights up but gets caught in a regular bearhug. Austin escapes again
but gets caught in a nice gorilla press drop. The Dominator is
countered with a discus forearm and a series of regular forearms in
the corner. Lashley is sent
to the floor and Aries hits the top rope ax handle, setting up a
missile dropkick back inside. The corner dropkick is caught in the
Dominator though (sweet counter) but the spear is countered into the
Last Chancery.
Lashley
fights out and lifts Aries for a suplex but just throws Aries
forward. Another spear attempt misses and there's the discus forearm
to send Lashley back into the corner. The
running drokick sets up the brainbuster but Lashley is up at two.
Lashley rolls away to avoid the 450 but Aries misses the suicide
dive. Back in and the spear retains Lashley's title at 16:28.
Rating:
B-. Good match here as Lashley
piles up another hero. This is basic wrestling booking as we're
waiting on the hero to rise up and take the title back to the good
side. Lashley is little more than a dragon, but that doesn't mean
it's not a good story. Nice match here too with Aries playing the
hero really well.
The
final video shows Dixie being lifted up for a powerbomb next week
with a Twitter hashtag of ITHAPPENS.
Overall
Rating: B-. I didn't hate the
show but this really didn't feel special. The opener was
entertaining and the main event was good as well, but there was
nothing on here that I'm going to think about soon after this show.
I really don't know what's
coming for Bound For Glory but we should be getting to its build in
the next few weeks.
I
can't imagine this is going to help the X-Division either as it looks
to be exactly what happened before: the division will mean something
for a few weeks and then go away because it doesn't mean anything
until next year's Destination X. At least it was entertaining while
it lasted this year. Good
but definitely not great show here.
Results
Wolves
b. Hardys – Powerbomb/Backstabber combination to Matt
Low
Ki b. DJZ and Manik – Ki Crusher to Manik
Sanada
b. Brian Cage and Crazzy Steve – Tiger suplex to Steve
Samoa
Joe b. Tigre Uno and Homicide – MuscleBuster to Homicide
Bobby
Lashley b. Austin Aries – Spear
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"I didn't hate the show but this really didn't feel special" = YOU. ARE. A. HACK.
ReplyDeleteBest free TV show in a LONG time. You're literally in the 1% who didn't think it was special.
And you 2 are literally in the 1% who watched it. *rimshot*
ReplyDeleteMichael Cole and Taz back together again!
ReplyDeleteI always smile at people who say I'm a hack because I don't praise something ENOUGH. It's one of the better shows in awhile but I didn't say it was GREAT, so I'm a hack.
ReplyDeleteNow that we have that out of the way, I'd point you back to what I said about the three ways. They were short and nothing memorable and are the same thing we see every year. They don't do anything for me and that was about half of the show. The non-matches consisted of yet ANOTHER "let's remember ECW as awesome because Tommy Dreamer can't do anything else" promo because we need to cater to the live crowd instead of making the fans at home care more.
Oh and make sure to spoil the big angle for next week. That always helps.
Good night this is getting ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteBobby Lashley blows.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you not praise this show as the best thing ever! TNA HAS GONE TWO WHOLE WEEKS WITHOUT FUCKING THINGS UP! You know, except for losing their TV deal and basically going out of business.
ReplyDeleteCaps lock doesn't make your opinion anymore valid, mate.
ReplyDeleteI expect we'll see 98 other people confirming your viewpoint shortly, seeing as it is LITERALLY so.
ReplyDeleteSo Tommy... thoughts on TNA basically spoiling the ending of next week's show?
ReplyDeleteThat'll put butts in front of TVs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, letting people know something is coming so they can tune in is a horrible idea.
ReplyDeleteYou're a hack because from what I've read of your work, Jesus H. Christ could wrestle a 60 minute ironman match with Satan and you'd have trouble cracking a B+.
Feel free to look up "exaggeration for effect" when you stop wanking.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're a hack because you literally misuse the word "literally".
ReplyDeleteShow me where I said my opinion was more valid than his, mate.
ReplyDeleteWere you ilovecmpunk?
ReplyDeleteECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
ReplyDeleteIt will not die!
ReplyDeleteFwiw theres some dumb gimmick account troll saying that they are you in the impact live there. I don't believe it, not because I don't think your above that sort of tomfoolery, but because they weren't funny at all and you probably would have been.
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for the infinite alternate worlds out there, but not in this one.
ReplyDeleteAnd the mystery continues.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to look up "exaggeration", because you obviously don't know the meaning of THAT word either.
ReplyDeleteTJ. watched Beulah vs Fonzie last night. Good match
ReplyDeleteIsn't it all a moot point anyways since this awful promotion is DOA in a few weeks? Hopefully then tommy will review something on the network
ReplyDeleteYou did not LITERALLY say so, but "YOU. ARE. A. HACK." implies as much.
ReplyDeleteIf you used star ratings I'd white knight for you TH
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing "special" about a dying wrestling promotion, brah.
ReplyDeleteSounds like your opinion, not a fact.
ReplyDeletebrah? You've never seen boobies in person, have you?
ReplyDeleteHave you?!
ReplyDeleteNeither guy has workrate. You'd think we'd get the blowoff by now instead of waiting almost 2000 years and counting.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou posted in 411mania and CNN. Your opinion is irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteHe should go back to 411 then
ReplyDeleteSays the guy with 2000 comments on one wrestling blog. Irony meter = exploded.
ReplyDeleteI've never had a problem with the letters.
ReplyDeleteI've posted on 411mania :(
ReplyDeleteThis site is nowhere near as bad as 411 or CNN. I'd say my opinion is a fair bit more relevant than yours is, especially considering you're likely either an anti-smark or a troll. So in conclusion, get fucked.
ReplyDeleteGood one, you sure showed him who's bosa
ReplyDeleteHaving fun trolling tonight
ReplyDeleteBut have you seen boobies in person?
ReplyDeleteAt least we have a community.
ReplyDeleteHe's cool, he's seen BOOBIES... in PEROSN
ReplyDeleteSay 10 Hail Savages and the 2000 Raw theme.
ReplyDeletePeople are wasting time impersonating me? I can't even get a cameo on a stupid BoD RAW show.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the mans a legend.
ReplyDeleteMy god...he is a king among men
ReplyDeleteThese SSW reviews are finally getting you the heat you deserve. You're the Lt Falk of the BoD
ReplyDeletePRetty sure you would be booked if you showed interest. you're a top-flight tweener here.
ReplyDeleteMan, in WCW he didn't even have music.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMGfxHysmsU throw this oddity in there too. From the WWF Aggression album.
ReplyDeleteDo...do...do you think he...touched them???
ReplyDeleteI dunno, brah
ReplyDeleteYou mean "The Big Nasty"?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about the BoD and crazy people, anyway?
ReplyDeleteI don't wanna brag but I've lucked into it a few times. Am I forgiven? I've done the Hail Savages, the Raw theme is playing on a loop. FORGIVE ME!
ReplyDeleteI know, right? This was the best free TV show in years and anyone who disagrees is a TNA hater, ignoring the fact that even if they did two months of good shows theres still a major league tanking ahead!
ReplyDeleteStay classy trolls!
He came out to it for a short time.
ReplyDeleteOk, but just this once. You won't be forgiven a second time unless you absolutely have to go because you can't find the show review anywhere else.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing that album gave us was the Run DMC DX theme. My favorite DX entrance theme.
ReplyDeleteI understand. No more 411mania commenting from me. I've been shown the error of my ways!
ReplyDeleteIt's a bad, bad place. Bad.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I liked that a lot. Is this the same album that had the method man, rock song? I actually dug that. Went to a smackdown taping where they did it live. Very random
ReplyDeleteYeah it's full of rap versions of WWF themes. It's got some good stuff but a lot of crap too.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I think Vince's no chance was good and if I remember correctly Kane had a good one
ReplyDeleteIn theory it makes the fans tune in, but it ruins the "can Bully do it" mystery. To be fair though, it's not like this was going to triple their ratings. I wouldn't have done it but it doesn't make a big difference either way at this point.
ReplyDeleteThey felt like big bags of sand
ReplyDeleteAs long as this place gets hits, Scott doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteb- for the main? i have to disagree and say it was at least a B, maybe even a dbry.
ReplyDeletewhere the hell was this bobby lashley during his wwe run? he busted his ass and looked very good in there, very dominant but not just a muscle guy. maybe it was aries doing a really good job of carrying him (which i concede is probably a large part of it), but as someone who's never given 2 craps about lashley, for the 1st time he really made me take some notice
Probably the best match between two non-wrestlers ever. Sick fucking bladejob too.
ReplyDelete"Someone
ReplyDeletewhose name begins with an H is coming."
bwahahah, too easy
Is that what they called him for a while?
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL? I don't even remember this album. Oh, I'm going to have fun trolling people at work with this today!
ReplyDeleteHe isn't talking. It helps him so much.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was the best TNA show I've seen in quite a while. If they put on more shows like this on a regular basis, they wouldn't be in the trouble they are currently in.
ReplyDeleteTO BILL BRASKY!
ReplyDeleteThe result stinks, but I'll admit that this was one of Lashley's best matches ever.
ReplyDeleteBe nice if he could do something about his voice. He always sounds like someone just kicked him in the balls.
ReplyDeleteAnd they really better hope he wins this MMA match he's got coming up. Surprised they didn't have him drop the belt to Aries, just to be safe.
Did Fonzie intentionally go .9 Muta or did the gig slip?
ReplyDeletethis was a great show. The opener and closer were both fantastic and automatically make this show better than the E's last "special". I hope Spike buys TNA get's it out of Dixies hands and brings in JR.
ReplyDeleteits kinda reminiscent of the happy days episode where they ask if fonzie can jump the shark over and over....
ReplyDeleteBut have you seen boobies? Where's your boobies meter at? Boobies.
ReplyDeleteIs it a fact that you have seen boobies?
ReplyDeleteC- post
ReplyDeleteNeither guy would sell for the other. I can't see it being very good. Maybe if if was a boobies on a pole garden of Eden street fight.
ReplyDeleteThe story I heard is that he was blading himself in the corner with the the chair covering his face and Beulah ran up and did the dropkick (I know, not a dropkick, but I don't know how else to describe it) on the chair while he still had the blade on his head.
ReplyDelete"Open with Aries in an empty arena."
ReplyDeleteTNA is just begging us to make fun of them at this point.
I always liked this one.
ReplyDeleteIt's either that or Gorgeous George vs. Charles Robinson.
ReplyDeleteHe was face in WWE for some reason
ReplyDeleteThat was also shockingly not terrible. Not even CLOSE to Beulah/Fonzie, but a clear #2.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed the tag title match and the main event, which is great and makes this a show you should check out
ReplyDelete