Matches tonight include:
Austin Aries vs. Bobby Lashley for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Matt & Jeff Hardy vs. The Wolves for the TNA Tag Team Championships
Also, three qualifying matches to determine the new X Division Champion:
Low Ki vs. Manik vs. DJ Z
Sanada vs. Brian Cage vs. Crazzy Steve
Samoa Joe vs. Tigre Uno vs. Homicide
Austin Aries vs. Bobby Lashley for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Matt & Jeff Hardy vs. The Wolves for the TNA Tag Team Championships
Also, three qualifying matches to determine the new X Division Champion:
Low Ki vs. Manik vs. DJ Z
Sanada vs. Brian Cage vs. Crazzy Steve
Samoa Joe vs. Tigre Uno vs. Homicide
Brian Cage is there, He's F'n machine!
ReplyDeleteIf only this was a PPV, or commercial free.
ReplyDeletePoor Austin Aries, you deserved more than this.
ReplyDeleteRed Ranger.
ReplyDeleteHardy's redemption story ruined it all.
ReplyDeleteMr Excitement.
ReplyDeleteFuck Hardy.
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm not interested, but I think KENTA and Devitt are debuting on NXT tonight, so I'll check that out first.
ReplyDeleteI agree!
ReplyDelete-Sting
Wouldn't be Mr. Bad Humor?
ReplyDeleteOh, I'll have to check that out later.
ReplyDeleteMore promos.
ReplyDeleteAlways a good way to start off.
ReplyDeleteIs that Snitsky?
ReplyDeleteGive Sniskey and Zeke the mic.
ReplyDeleteWasn't NXT taped months before they even signed?
ReplyDeleteI don't see how mocking people for still chanting ECW and calling the Dudleys and Dreamer broken down has-beens is supposed to make Dixie a bad person.
ReplyDeleteDixie has pretty nice legs. But jesus, she's horrendous.
ReplyDeleteNeat, he has a beard now!
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to give you old has beens.
ReplyDelete:bust out laughing:
There's no beauty in this creature, she's the female version of The Hound.
ReplyDeleteEC3's hair is in it's prime right now. I hope he appreciates it.
ReplyDeleteBald in the future like Ambrose?
ReplyDeleteRiclon?
ReplyDeleteEC3 is shooting!
ReplyDeleteIt'll recede. It gets us all eventually.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually gonna watch TNA tonight. Just because they haven't gone out of business yet, and because they haven't done any deals with Rogers, yet.
ReplyDeleteYes. KENTA and Devitt are backstage at the tapings happening tonight, though.
ReplyDeleteNo, she seems to prefer old never-weres. (Well, Rhino was a somebody once, so even that's not 100% true.)
ReplyDeleteRycklon. That's his actual real name.
ReplyDeleteWell, they were both in ECW......the BRAND!
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time I've watched TNA in years...if ever. Why? I'm still trying to figure it out.
ReplyDeleteDixie is smokin' tonight.
ReplyDeleteI thought he said it WASN'T from a random name generator?
ReplyDeleteOh. Maybe back to impact then.
ReplyDeleteDid EC3 slip up and call Zeke a trampion?
ReplyDeleteI don't find Dixie that unattractive. Stupid, yes, but not hideous.
ReplyDeleteThe first part is basically why I'm watching. If they do die, I was there at the end.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteObligatory GOAR GOAR GOAR here.
ReplyDeleteI don't see her as stupid... more like innocent.
ReplyDeleteWho's this guy talking?
ReplyDeleteInnocently stupid?
ReplyDeleteWWE did a deal with Rogers before this, obviously, or they would've axed Raw when they bought The Score (And what a bullshit move that was. Its not like Cam Stewart needed EI or anything! Rat fucks.)
ReplyDeleteDixie is the type of woman that you can pound and then she'd bake you a pie afterwards then run your bath water and hand you the newspaper.
ReplyDeleteNaive and stubborn?
ReplyDeleteWWE NXT Castoff...
ReplyDeleteEthan Carter III
ReplyDeleteEC3, Dixie's nephew and lover.
ReplyDeleteBullshit. She WILLINGLY hired and tried to hide Russo. That's an automatic "Fuck off and die" from me.
ReplyDeleteEC3, aka, former WWE guy Darrick Bateman.
ReplyDeleteStop this!
ReplyDeleteIs he worth a shit?
ReplyDeleteOh shit tag title time
ReplyDeleteI like him.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty strong reaction.
ReplyDeleteHe ok.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a thing that has impressed me. But YMMV.
ReplyDeleteHe's been solid, if occasionally victim to TNA booking.
ReplyDeleteHe deserved better. He was Bryan's protege and the prototype for Team Hell No.
ReplyDeleteMatt Hardy looks like he'd smell pretty bad in person.
ReplyDeleteMight as well while you still can.
ReplyDeleteI found a wrestler more similar to me than Eddie Edwards, Chucky Taylor.
ReplyDeleteI'm binge watching Castle on TNT because the Yankees are off tonight.
ReplyDeleteI might not have Cornette's raw hatred for him, but I will take Cornette's side 101 times out of 100 when it comes to Russo.
ReplyDeleteSo consensus is he's nothing patently offensive?
ReplyDeleteGot damn, those two entrance themes were AWFUL!
ReplyDeleteYou don't know where the tornados can go.
ReplyDeleteChucky T!
ReplyDeleteJeff looks weird without a billion colours in his hair.
ReplyDeleteHis BO is Stronger Than Death.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but now WWE Network is gonna have Rogers stank all over it. This is like waking up on Christmas morning and opening up your first present and finding a piece of shit in it. And a note that says "From Rogers Cable".
ReplyDeleteYES! My favorite commercials!
ReplyDeleteThe Kentucky Gentleman who throws invisible grenades and sometimes kisses his bff Trent?
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm here, the thread can truly begin.
ReplyDeleteThe present also includes a bill for $120.
ReplyDeleteAll 6 minutes of them.
ReplyDeleteBingo. Also, he's using Ambrose's finisher. It seems to work best on jobbers.
ReplyDeleteThis tag match should be good. At least we got this before TNA went under.
ReplyDeleteParallax?
ReplyDeleteGood, we start off hot with a match.
ReplyDeleteHes better than average. A lot of guys in TNA/WWE are, really. You can tell if the companies allowed them to amp up the style and personality, they'd be way above what they were. EC3 could've been a better Santino, and yet hes doing this pretty well. Trust us, EC3 is worth a slot.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy my boy Drew!
ReplyDeleteLAWL
ReplyDeleteIt's Magoonie.
ReplyDelete:: Sigh ::
ReplyDeleteHe was Fandango's partner in NXT, so by that comparison he's actually doing pretty well for himself.
ReplyDeleteGood evening gentlemen. You too Magoonie
ReplyDeleteJust picture him from that pizza eating contest vs MVP on WWE PPV.
ReplyDelete(yeah acronyms everywhere!)
If I was an MLB pitcher I'd want to hit Jose Reyes like all the time.
ReplyDeleteOh.....my apologies.
ReplyDeleteIt's scary how accurate Bayless gets them on BoD Raw.
ReplyDeleteHe did not understood the joke.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Castle about?
ReplyDeleteYou've been mostly AWOL the last couple of Impacts, somebody had to pick up the ball and run with it.
ReplyDeleteA mystery writer who teams up with the NYPD to solve crime.
ReplyDeleteActually want to see some of this bit I'll have to wait NXT tapings again, announced the next special for Thursday September 11th
ReplyDeleteThis Burger King $5 bill commercial is atrocious. No sense at all...
ReplyDeleteSo guys...current Dixie or Steph?
ReplyDeleteSteph.
ReplyDeleteI always choose Steph.
ReplyDeleteSteph. Steph. Steph.
ReplyDeleteSo TNA hired knockoff Ving Rhames? Why? Christian couldn't even get a decent match out of him ffs!
ReplyDeleteNathan Fillion solving crimes with a HOT BRUNETTE cop.
ReplyDeleteHoping for more fun with ilovecmpunk.
ReplyDelete:top 5 handshake:
Your just jelly. Good evening to you too.
ReplyDeleteSteph, holds up much better and I prefer a girl with some thoughts, not many, but some.
ReplyDeleteShe's not that hot. She's moderately attractive, for TV standards.
ReplyDeleteI see. Well today is my birthday so I have nothing to do... because that is how that is supposed to work... so you can give up the Captain's chair
ReplyDeleteI wish Farva was here to see that.
ReplyDeleteI came across some 2001 Steph and forgot how hot she was back then. She's still attractive but I like her younger style back then.
ReplyDeleteI think I put a stop to that
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed their RR match.
ReplyDeleteIf Farva were still around I would have thought it was him
ReplyDeleteLet's not go whipping each others dicks out this early in the night.
ReplyDeleteYO, YO, YO, I think I gotta speak on this!
ReplyDeleteso did the tv deal thing ever get worked out? What's the status on that?
Since when is Matt Hardy in TNA?
ReplyDeleteFrom TV cops no one can top Natalie Martinez.
ReplyDeleteOne and off deal.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I pictured her with a NJ accent.
ReplyDeleteWas there ever a number on network subscribers?
ReplyDeleteHe's on the roster full-time now.
ReplyDelete700,000 something.
ReplyDeleteBut he's still in ROH.
ReplyDeleteI know. He's working for both lol
ReplyDeleteWell...there will be some future endeavoring after that
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, playa
ReplyDeleteFor Under The Dome or CSI:NY? Or Detriot 1-8-7?
ReplyDeleteFer fuck's sake, someone has been typecast.
Same as a couple days ago. Not dead, just on life support until October. THEN they're dead, barring a last-minute deal.
ReplyDeleteHow is Matt HArdy employed ANYWHERE? I get Shawn Michaels, because the redemption was somewhat genuine, but do they really think Matt isn't gonna go off the deep end again?
ReplyDeletewhat was it before?
ReplyDeleteThank you sir!
ReplyDelete667K
ReplyDeleteHis brother. People want to be able to work with Jeff, they play nice with Matt.
ReplyDelete7% of the front office was let go today.
ReplyDeleteI saw her in CSI:NY.
ReplyDelete660 something, the team fucked up and let people cancel their subs before the end of the six month period so they lost like a 100k from Mania.
ReplyDeleteHappy official birthday.
ReplyDeleteThat was from Paypal
ReplyDeleteOk, done with TNA. NXT on the computer and the Nats on TV. Let me know if I miss anything super amazing.
ReplyDeleteThanks junior!
ReplyDeleteThis is not awesome.
ReplyDeletewow. Yeah, I can see why heads are rolling.
ReplyDelete667k 42 days after launch it says here
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to our favorite misogynist Parallax!
ReplyDeleteAny more coming?
ReplyDeleteThe picture on [SPIKE TV] keeps on freezing.
ReplyDeleteI thought Taz said Sound Effect City.
ReplyDeleteOh, ok my bad. I get my news from the comment threads here I haven't been to 411 since they changed the site design
ReplyDeleteStop screaming little girls.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been impressive if you actually HIT him Matt.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday you machist!
ReplyDeleteHey, a NAts fan! I thought that bandwagon got burned once it became apparent that Stras and Harper weren't gonna be immediate World Series bringers.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is okay crowd. But at least the Hardys haven't won yet.
ReplyDeleteHappy Born day, Parallax...
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm a bit of a bandwagon fan - I moved here in 2012 and they happened to win the division, so it's been pretty fun.
ReplyDeleteThe double-submission/pin in tag matches really doesn't make sense because someone's the legal man and someone isn't, so if the non-legal man submits, who cares?
ReplyDeleteDavey moved an hour ago.
ReplyDeleteAlmost bought the finish.
ReplyDeleteHappy day of birthing Parallax.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite the target to aim for on Matt.
ReplyDeleteWas watching Steiners/Fujinami and Iizuka from Wrestle War '92 earlier. Forgot how hilariously crazy that match was.
ReplyDeleteI recently watched the Atlanta Raw where Steph is unveiled as the new ECW owner and good God was she ridiculously hot back then.
ReplyDelete02-03 GM was her peak, though.
Man, quite the trading deadline this season.
ReplyDeleteThis match isn't bad.
ReplyDeleteMatt is looking more like Ras Al Ghul every day.
ReplyDeleteIt makes sense in keeping the non-legal man from breaking up the legal submission.
ReplyDeleteI got the updated NCAA Football 14 rosters.
ReplyDeleteMatt is moving to slow.
ReplyDeleteThe Rays took a shit in all 74 of their fans' mouths
ReplyDeleteRa's Al Ghul would be in a better shape.
ReplyDeleteWow, Boston's not even gonna make wild card? I thought Stranger was pushing it.
ReplyDelete(I would've followed basbeall more but I'm not betting it and I'm not playing a video game of it, which is a surefire way to maintain my interest.)
I meant BEFORE the Lazarus Pit
ReplyDeleteDrugs and Burger king made that.
ReplyDeleteServes them right for not coming out to the games even when the Rays are winning.
ReplyDeleteThat Lazarus Pit spa really does wonders.
ReplyDeleteGOTTDAMN!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou did not mentioned this.
ReplyDeleteMLB The Show is one of the few video game staples I have.
ReplyDeleteWell, that looked kind of sick.
ReplyDeleteAnd the right finish. Solid match, just didn't feel special.
ReplyDeletePro sports fails in Florida
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going there next week.
ReplyDelete***1/2
ReplyDeleteDid they axe that series? I asked in a previous thread and got an answer, btu I forget what it was.
ReplyDelete**.
ReplyDeleteJeff didn't have time to get in and break up the count but he DID have time to takte his top off while outside.
ReplyDeleteXbox's baseball game sucks the bologna pony
ReplyDeleteHa ha. "Season's not over yet".
ReplyDeleteYou're already like 16...how much younger you wanna be?
ReplyDeleteYeah it's done
ReplyDeleteOne of the longest TV matches in a while.
ReplyDeleteThe Fat Teen Chick Thriller
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS TWO STARS chant
ReplyDeleteOnly just caught the last few minutes of that match - looked good.
ReplyDeleteDare I say it, but could we have 3 good Impacts in a row...? First time in a while.
However the servers are still up and users are making updated rosters for the 2014 season.
ReplyDeleteLast time I was in Orlando I was at a club and the Yankees were playing the Rays and no one cared.
ReplyDeleteGive it time, it will get bad again.
ReplyDeleteWas massively impressed with Low-Ki last show, gotta say.
ReplyDeleteYou did not acomplished a WWE title Low Ki.
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