Once I saw they put all the curtain jerkers on at noon I decided to workout instead. I'll be back at 3:30 if anyone feels like jawing about UGA-Clemson. I'm a Carolina guy so they both can stick it brother
Spend the entire date criticizing his workrate and rest holds, and tell her she's a dumb bitch for liking someone whose star ratings are not as high as Tyson kidd. You'll totally get coitus at the end of the night.
I saw that as well. They are saying it's some sort of callous caused by years of bumps. So far they aren't thinking it's serious. Something that he has lived with for a very long time. It's the double pneumonia that they are worried about.
just read a ton of his texts. None I would really call out of line. Keep in mind I am not a conservative or a christian (I'm agnostic and a libertarian).
I just watched The Expendables for the first time and now I am watching The Expendables 2... this is basically like Hollywood action movie fantasy booking... except real.
So I'm very excited about the ucla football team this year and first possibly great team since my freshman year 16 years ago. What would you do to have your team win the title? (UCLA hasn't won the national title since 1954 nor had a shot at it since 1998).
This. I spent all day with family yesterday and they are having a BBQ today to which I declined as I just really need to be away from them for a while.
Also I found the whole thing very bazaar the way everyone acted like it was just a normal day or some shit afterwards. Maybe I am weird IDK.
She isn't really a wrestling fan if Orton is her favorite... she fund out you were a wrestling fan and tried to learn about it so she could relate to you (which means she is interested) and she remembered Orton because he is dreamy.
Fucking Caliber has lessened the experience for me half the time I am thinking what an idiot he is for thinking these were cinematic masterpieces instead of big dumb fun.
Stallone is booking dream matches. He booked Balboa vs LaMotta. The may be cheesy as hell but how can you not love the guy for them. Could they be better sure... but Austin v Hogan probably wouldn't have been 5 stars either.
Do any of you truly care if Michael Sam makes the Rams or not? If he makes it, ESPN will say it is a great day. If he doesn't, ESPN will say it's a travesty. It's worse than the Tebow/Favre coverage. I hope he gets in on his merit but don't really care about a 7th rounder. Bradford getting injured is 1000x more important to the Rams season.
Totally agree. Its cool that he is using his money/stature to do all the stuff that a lot of fans probably talk about (and actors for that matter) wanting to see. I find it very cool... and the 1980's style action move is a lost art that needs to be kept alive anyway.
So I've got this friend. He's a really nice guy, but totally inept socially, particularly with women. He's had a couple of girlfriends in his life, but no female contact of any note whatsoever in at least 5 years or so. He's got some hygiene issues too, which doesn't help his cause at all.
He meets this chick in a bar, and she actually talks to him, and this is a borderline miracle. He immediately starts showering her with gifts, and spending all of his available money on her. She is receptive to his gifts, but generally pretty cool towards him, and it seems pretty obvious that she's not interested in a romantic thing with him.
A couple of weeks into this arrangement, her 3 year old son is diagnosed with leukemia.
She has to immediately spend a week in Sick Kids with him, loses her low-paying job over it, and is now resourceless. Neither her family, nor the boy's father are worth mentioning as far as support of any kind goes.
My friend, who works a low paying job and lives in poverty himself, steps up, and sells virtually everything that he owns to give her money. No romantic relationship of any kind is in place.
One night he gets drunk and calls her to tell her that he loves her. She shuts him down entirely and says she never wanted to be more than friends. He's crushed, like crushed-crushed.
A week passes, and she contacts him and says that she's sorry and is lucky to know someone like him. This was a few weeks ago, and he continues to funnel virtually all of his money to her, skipping bill payments of his own, and speaking as if he has a true obligation to support them. No romantic relationship of any kind exists, and in fact he very rarely sees her in person, but they do text each other a lot.
He describes himself as "head over heels" for her, and "never been so in love with any girl." I asked him if a romantic relationship is developing, and he says "no, but she's not fucking anyone else either so I think if I help her through these hard times then she'll fall in love with me."
I have personally never seen a romantic relationship develop this way. I am very sympathetic to the girl's situation, I can't even imagine going through that, and alone to boot, but my friend is absolutely seeking romance and I see only massive, consuming disappointment in his future, coupled with the loss of all of his possessions, and with creditors chasing him.
Is there anything that I can do about this? I really don't want to see him any further in the gutter than he is now. Flip side, am I being too cynical? Is there any hope that he will find a happy ending in this?
a woman knows within like 10 seconds whether she would sleep with a guy or not. It is almost impossible to get out of the friend zone. He should stop giving her money and just be a friend. Best case: he has a new friend. Worst case: he is flat out broke and pining for someone he will never get
I think so. I've never met the boy, but my friend has and once visited her in the hospital (unannounced and uninvited.) But it was to surprise her with money, so it went over ok.
How does that make him a jerk, though? Haven't read his other tweets (I'm not a fan of twatter in the least) , but don't quite get how praying for someone sick who may be dying makes someone a jerk. Again, though, I didn't read his other tweets
For what it's worth, I have a strong belief in God, but I do think organized religion is a sham, but not willing to start THAT discussion lol,
I'm definitely not out money, just looking out for a guy who's not really good at looking out for himself, but who has been a very good friend to me for a number of years.
It's a joke dude. But serious answer, doing all that to get laid is retarded. But if it was my best friend going through all that, I'd help in a heartbeat.
Jim Powers' run for me was hilarious, especially when Teddy Long became his manager. The "Mothaship" would always talk about how great Long was as a motivator. Sure, his clients all kept losing every week... but, dammit... they felt BETTER about themselves.
If somebody is doing it just to get laid, they deserve to get ripped off. If they're doing it out of the kindness of their heart to help someone in need, well, more power to them. World needs more people like that.
I can't stand when QBs who have failed multiple times keep getting chance after chance after chance. When one that succeeded in his one and only real chance is never given another chance again, because he's sub par technically in practices, and went 7-4 on the exact same team that Orton went 1-4 with.
I continue to be amazed at how much scouts, coaches, front office people,etc fawn over people that "look" like quarterbacks. 6 ft 4, 225lbs, laser arm, white, where do I sign up?
I didn't expect any revolutionary advice here, the answer is pretty obvious, but I've been thinking about it for the last 24 hours and if you can't turn to the BoD for this stuff, then where can you go?
Kind of figured. A lot of the more hardliners are. Not limited to Christians either. Take any religion...the extremists generally contradict their own beliefs in the name of their beliefs. In this case, we have a devout Christian who is judgmental in the name of God, when the bible specifically says to love your neighbor and NOT to be judgmental. But that's a story for another time.
Out of morbid curiosity...how bad us it? Is he one of those 'pray the gay away' bigots?
sadly, everyone is afraid of "looking bad", as they would get laughed at if he had a bad season. I just want some closure. Like get a starting gig, he can go 0-5 and be terrible, and I will never talk about it again, honest. But sadly, no closure is coming.
You need to be brutally honest with your friend. Get him to understand that he is being used for his money. That she isn't going to fall in love with him. That all this is a dead end. You may have to be a little cruel here. Remind him that she said she isn't interested in him like that. That no matter how much money he throws at her it's not going to make her love him. Bring up the fact he's not as experienced in relationships as you and this is not how relationships start or delelop. Do you have any other friends to kinda back you up? Make him really look at the bills and debt he's accrued and ask him if all this money is really worth the slight slight chance shell throw him some pussy. Lay it all out there, sugercoat nothing. After you do that youll just have to wash your hands of the situation. If you try and voice your concerns and continues down this path, well it's his life.
which is worse: going 4-12 and having half-empty stadiums or going 2-14 with full stadiums. Take tebow and win. Or if he sucks, get someone new in the draft
You are right she isn't ever going to be into him. And he is going to flush his life away for disappointment... but I don't know that there is anything anyone can do. He is vulnerable and she is taking advantage of him (albeit for a good reason) I know she has told him she isn't interested but women don't ever get that that isn't enough. As long as she talks to him and doesn't cut him out he is going to hold out hope. Just an awful situation.
Skip Bayless is probably the only guy who believed in Tebow and I dislike Skip for a lot of things but not for Tebow. All Bayless ever said is that he would win games. Broncos went 6-23 in games not started by Tebow from 2009 to 2012. And for all the talk about how the Broncos only won because of their defense, what was the excuse for that same defense being awful before Tebow?
I agree, now every "action" movie has to take it self way to seriously. James Bond movies now take themselves seriously!! James Bond Movies, let that set in.
I got the feeling that after the "Bourne Identity" came out and was such a success everything after felt that it needed to follow the same formula with the stylized action and serious subject matter.
While that is great when done effectively and with the right material not every action film needs to be that way. Sometimes you need a bit of camp.
But his spirals during practice are not that good, so nothing else matters, and Tebow had zero to do with Denver's success.
Kyle Orton started 1-4, but it's not his fault, it was a horrible team.
Tebow goes 7-4 with the exact same time, MINUS their top WR that they traded to the Rams, but it's simply because Tebow was on an awesome team, and got carried the entire way.
I wouldn't be suprised if it's a bit more than sex. This friend sounds really lonely and is probably starved for any female companionship, sexual or not. Another piece of advice, get his hygiene in check and take him out to try and meet women.
It is perfectly acceptable for what it is... but he acts like it is The Godfather or some other movie Meekin has never seen... and he doesn't realize what an unconventional opinion that is and will defend it all day long.
I would also try the online route for him. In the last month, I've met several people from there. I even met my ex-wife from there and know several people who found their spouse from there.
You're assessment is good, he's not a "just get some pussy" kind of guy. He's never had any opportunity to just get pussy, that sort of thing doesn't even exist for him.
I just wish he would say he liked the movie because it was his childhood dream come true and not like it was some legitimate cinematic work of art. It was 100 minutes of poorly shot nostalgia.
Exactly. That is what I hate about him... same when he talks about Blink 182 being the best band ever... its fine to like them but you have to realize that isn't a common opinion and that maybe because something is your favorite doesn't mean it is the best.
Agreed. A guy that just wants to get laid won't go to all this trouble... guys that just want sex will usually get it as they don't get hung up on women that make them work for it.
Still trying to come to terms with Malcolm Tucker being Doctor Who. Capaldi is a good enough actor that he'll make people forget about it eventually but it would probably have been better if he'd had some other substantial role as a buffer between the two.
I want Nintendo to succeed, I still do some retro gaming. That being said it would be sweet if Nintendo gives up on systems and just made games for the 2 real consoles.
I wish this asshole would shut the fuck off and get out of here. Nothing like being ear-raped by some self-important shit.
ReplyDelete???
ReplyDeleteOnce I saw they put all the curtain jerkers on at noon I decided to workout instead. I'll be back at 3:30 if anyone feels like jawing about UGA-Clemson. I'm a Carolina guy so they both can stick it brother
ReplyDeleteReal life, here at the store. He just will NOT shut up.
ReplyDeleteI made the comment that 2002 reminded me of 2014. Great talent, shit writing.
ReplyDeleteoh. Thought you were referring to someone here til the ear-rape part.
ReplyDeleteNot at all. Now it's his former girlfriend/wife/whatever. I just cannot bring myself to give even the smallest fuck.
ReplyDeleteApparently Jake has a brain abnormality, whatever that means. Also, I was checking out Ted DiBiase's twitter, what an awful human being he is.
ReplyDeletehttp://screengrabber.deadspin.com/stone-cold-stone-cold-stone-cold-1628834388/+bubbaprog
ReplyDeleteSo I've got a first date tomorrow with a wrestling fan but her favorite wrestler is Randy Orton so I've got a bit of mixed feelings
ReplyDeleteBailed out on hanging out with my girlfriend's friends at a barbecue so I could apply to some jobs, play some video games and just decompress.
ReplyDeleteExplain?
ReplyDeletewhich dibiase?
ReplyDeleteSr.
ReplyDeleteHe is a hardcore conservative Christian.
ReplyDeleteMore Simpsons for me today....
ReplyDeleteSpend the entire date criticizing his workrate and rest holds, and tell her she's a dumb bitch for liking someone whose star ratings are not as high as Tyson kidd. You'll totally get coitus at the end of the night.
ReplyDeleteOh, I knew that. Was wondering if he said something specific about Jake.
ReplyDelete"Just heard @JakeSnakeDDT is hospitalized with pneumonia and week immune system. Please pray for Jake."
ReplyDeleteJust the usual useless pray for him stuff.
ReplyDeleteI saw that as well. They are saying it's some sort of callous caused by years of bumps. So far they aren't thinking it's serious. Something that he has lived with for a very long time. It's the double pneumonia that they are worried about.
ReplyDeleteIs that marathon still going?
ReplyDeleteretweeted an article about his condition
ReplyDeletewhen she texted me that her fav is orton, before that she wrote "please don't judge me"
ReplyDelete11-12 days worth
ReplyDeleteI bet it's a result of him stuffing 18 $100 bills down his throat 25 years prior.
ReplyDeleteNinja Turtles or Thundercats?
ReplyDeleteninja turtles now or then?
ReplyDeleteI want to say Thundercats, but it went to shit once they introduced those extra characters.
ReplyDeleteWeird because he wasn't really a bumper. Except for rails.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the classic late 80's version
ReplyDeleteOrton is probably the smoothest wrestler they have. If only he knew how to put together a match.
ReplyDeleteI believe it ends this coming Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteof course 80s ninja turtles;
ReplyDeleteif you said now, anything over the current one
TURTLE POWER!
ReplyDeleteshe's also a paul heyman girl
ReplyDeleteI see. It effectively ended on about moday though reallly.
ReplyDeletejust read a ton of his texts. None I would really call out of line. Keep in mind I am not a conservative or a christian (I'm agnostic and a libertarian).
ReplyDeleteYep. They are on day 8 of 12
ReplyDeleteSo "Lines" are called "Bumps" now?
ReplyDeleteI just watched The Expendables for the first time and now I am watching The Expendables 2... this is basically like Hollywood action movie fantasy booking... except real.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm very excited about the ucla football team this year and first possibly great team since my freshman year 16 years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do to have your team win the title? (UCLA hasn't won the national title since 1954 nor had a shot at it since 1998).
MY CLIENT... *INSERT GIRL NAME HERE*... CONQUERED... DAVID'S VIRGIN STREAK!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Oh come on, i *HAD* to do it...)
got a good laugh out of me.
ReplyDeletethis is first female I have had a date with that's a wrestling fan since 1999
This. I spent all day with family yesterday and they are having a BBQ today to which I declined as I just really need to be away from them for a while.
ReplyDeleteAlso I found the whole thing very bazaar the way everyone acted like it was just a normal day or some shit afterwards. Maybe I am weird IDK.
Wait until Memphis kicks your ass next week
ReplyDeleteShe isn't really a wrestling fan if Orton is her favorite... she fund out you were a wrestling fan and tried to learn about it so she could relate to you (which means she is interested) and she remembered Orton because he is dreamy.
ReplyDeleteHere's one report:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pwinsider.com/article/87921/updates-on-jake-roberts.html?p=1
The second one has way too much winking at the audience.
ReplyDeleteThundercats any day. - But only the 80's version.
ReplyDeleteBump is pretty old slang for cocaine.
ReplyDelete:: Bites tongue ::
ReplyDeleteYeah but you can tell he hates minorities and gay people.
ReplyDeleteCoping mechanism, I guess. Everyone reacts differently.
ReplyDeleteWe're having a picnic with a bunch of people on Monday. Too many days in a row around a bunch of people drives me crazy.
I'll say Ninja Turtles, but I would have liked if the Thundercats reboot from a few years ago would have lasted a little longer.
ReplyDeleteYou pretty much covered that when you said conservative christian
ReplyDeleteIt's also used in my part of the country for Meth.
ReplyDeleteFucking Caliber has lessened the experience for me half the time I am thinking what an idiot he is for thinking these were cinematic masterpieces instead of big dumb fun.
ReplyDeleteTurtles
ReplyDeletechad bryant legit busted for shoplifting and contempt of court:
ReplyDeletehttp://utah.arrests.org/Arrests/Chadlee_Bryant_18232615/
Yeah, it's used for anything small you snort.
ReplyDeleteYeah I thought that was clear but I guess not.
ReplyDeleteHe should have used the snapmare on them cops
ReplyDeleteHe got contempt for yelling at the judge that he was a stupid mark.
ReplyDeleteStallone is booking dream matches. He booked Balboa vs LaMotta. The may be cheesy as hell but how can you not love the guy for them. Could they be better sure... but Austin v Hogan probably wouldn't have been 5 stars either.
ReplyDeleteShit in her bag. Trust Me.
ReplyDeleteESPN's chromecast app is pretty sweet.
ReplyDeleteDo any of you truly care if Michael Sam makes the Rams or not?
ReplyDeleteIf he makes it, ESPN will say it is a great day. If he doesn't, ESPN will say it's a travesty. It's worse than the Tebow/Favre coverage.
I hope he gets in on his merit but don't really care about a 7th rounder. Bradford getting injured is 1000x more important to the Rams season.
This dude doing the color for the Pitt/Delaware game legit sounds exactly like George W Bush. It's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree. Its cool that he is using his money/stature to do all the stuff that a lot of fans probably talk about (and actors for that matter) wanting to see. I find it very cool... and the 1980's style action move is a lost art that needs to be kept alive anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt's a big deal if he makes it.
ReplyDeleteAh, so here I was trying to make a clever joke, but it turns out that the joke wrote itself!
ReplyDeleteSo I've got this friend. He's a really nice guy, but totally inept socially, particularly with women. He's had a couple of girlfriends in his life, but no female contact of any note whatsoever in at least 5 years or so. He's got some hygiene issues too, which doesn't help his cause at all.
ReplyDeleteHe meets this chick in a bar, and she actually talks to him, and this is a borderline miracle. He immediately starts showering her with gifts, and spending all of his available money on her. She is receptive to his gifts, but generally pretty cool towards him, and it seems pretty obvious that she's not interested in a romantic thing with him.
A couple of weeks into this arrangement, her 3 year old son is diagnosed with leukemia.
She has to immediately spend a week in Sick Kids with him, loses her low-paying job over it, and is now resourceless. Neither her family, nor the boy's father are worth mentioning as far as support of any kind goes.
My friend, who works a low paying job and lives in poverty himself, steps up, and sells virtually everything that he owns to give her money. No romantic relationship of any kind is in place.
One night he gets drunk and calls her to tell her that he loves her. She shuts him down entirely and says she never wanted to be more than friends. He's crushed, like crushed-crushed.
A week passes, and she contacts him and says that she's sorry and is lucky to know someone like him. This was a few weeks ago, and he continues to funnel virtually all of his money to her, skipping bill payments of his own, and speaking as if he has a true obligation to support them. No romantic relationship of any kind exists, and in fact he very rarely sees her in person, but they do text each other a lot.
He describes himself as "head over heels" for her, and "never been so in love with any girl." I asked him if a romantic relationship is developing, and he says "no, but she's not fucking anyone else either so I think if I help her through these hard times then she'll fall in love with me."
I have personally never seen a romantic relationship develop this way. I am very sympathetic to the girl's situation, I can't even imagine going through that, and alone to boot, but my friend is absolutely seeking romance and I see only massive, consuming disappointment in his future, coupled with the loss of all of his possessions, and with creditors chasing him.
Is there anything that I can do about this? I really don't want to see him any further in the gutter than he is now. Flip side, am I being too cynical? Is there any hope that he will find a happy ending in this?
I know, tl;dr, and I don't blame you at all.
Is that really our Chad Bryant?
ReplyDeleteMan, when i first started dating my wife 17 years ago, her favorite was Jeff Jarrett. Count your blessings lol
ReplyDeleteTurtles.
ReplyDeleteHate to be 'that guy', but does her story check out? I know someone who got burned, and the story was quite similar.
ReplyDelete"This friend"
ReplyDeletea woman knows within like 10 seconds whether she would sleep with a guy or not. It is almost impossible to get out of the friend zone. He should stop giving her money and just be a friend. Best case: he has a new friend. Worst case: he is flat out broke and pining for someone he will never get
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but your "friend" is a fool.
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly as I see it.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I agree. But that doesn't help him, or me.
ReplyDeleteIf you're implying that I'm actually talking about myself, I am not.
ReplyDeleteYou? Are you shelling out money too?
ReplyDeleteThat dude needs to take a shower and find someone new.
I think so. I've never met the boy, but my friend has and once visited her in the hospital (unannounced and uninvited.) But it was to surprise her with money, so it went over ok.
ReplyDeleteHow does that make him a jerk, though? Haven't read his other tweets (I'm not a fan of twatter in the least) , but don't quite get how praying for someone sick who may be dying makes someone a jerk. Again, though, I didn't read his other tweets
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I have a strong belief in God, but I do think organized religion is a sham, but not willing to start THAT discussion lol,
I didn't realise this was going to be so funny until the leukemia part. Well done
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely not out money, just looking out for a guy who's not really good at looking out for himself, but who has been a very good friend to me for a number of years.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your contribution.
if he has hygiene issues, tell him until he gets it. same with other issues
ReplyDeletebasically do an intervention
Trying to put together a fund to buy a Wii U? If only there was some money on the table you didn't leave behind...
ReplyDeleteFunny is my thing.
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke dude. But serious answer, doing all that to get laid is retarded. But if it was my best friend going through all that, I'd help in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteOh, okay.
ReplyDeleteNo. If he can play, he can play.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't referring to the prayer for Jake when I called him an awful human being. Just in general.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think that's about it. Gonna be a hard road though.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Jim Powers' run for me was hilarious, especially when Teddy Long became his manager. The "Mothaship" would always talk about how great Long was as a motivator. Sure, his clients all kept losing every week... but, dammit... they felt BETTER about themselves.
ReplyDeleteYou summed it up perfectly.
ReplyDeleteCall Nev?
ReplyDeleteIf somebody is doing it just to get laid, they deserve to get ripped off. If they're doing it out of the kindness of their heart to help someone in need, well, more power to them. World needs more people like that.
ReplyDeleteJust my two cents.
That's why I liked the 2nd one more than the first. The first showed Stallone is a horrible action director
ReplyDeleteSo the Bills signed Kyle Orton. Bet he plays in more games than EJ does.
ReplyDeleteNothing you can do but be there for him when it eventually comes crashing down.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's sort of both. He is very genuinely concerned about her plight.
ReplyDeleteand it hurts inside?
ReplyDeleteSo why did he walk away from Dallas? He had a cushy backup job where he wasn't going to be asked to do anything.
ReplyDeleteTGGI
ReplyDeleteLove his claim that you have to see the director's cut. I pointed out that the movie wasn't great because of how the fight scenes were poorly shot.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand when QBs who have failed multiple times keep getting chance after chance after chance. When one that succeeded in his one and only real chance is never given another chance again, because he's sub par technically in practices, and went 7-4 on the exact same team that Orton went 1-4 with.
ReplyDeletehe got 3 million and "retired"
ReplyDeleteif he will probably be the starter in a few weeks and make much more money than being a backup
I continue to be amazed at how much scouts, coaches, front office people,etc fawn over people that "look" like quarterbacks. 6 ft 4, 225lbs, laser arm, white, where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteI agree 100%. I would have him play if I know my team has no shot at playoffs like the Jags. It would at least sell tickets
ReplyDeleteI think I've heard of that guy before.
ReplyDeleteYeah.. That's about it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI didn't expect any revolutionary advice here, the answer is pretty obvious, but I've been thinking about it for the last 24 hours and if you can't turn to the BoD for this stuff, then where can you go?
Kind of figured. A lot of the more hardliners are. Not limited to Christians either. Take any religion...the extremists generally contradict their own beliefs in the name of their beliefs. In this case, we have a devout Christian who is judgmental in the name of God, when the bible specifically says to love your neighbor and NOT to be judgmental. But that's a story for another time.
ReplyDeleteOut of morbid curiosity...how bad us it? Is he one of those 'pray the gay away' bigots?
I never got the impression he even wants to play. Why not pull a Vick and carry that headset with pride?
ReplyDeleteAnyone shocked at how Vick pretty much admitted he could give two shits about playing qb anymore?
sadly, everyone is afraid of "looking bad", as they would get laughed at if he had a bad season. I just want some closure. Like get a starting gig, he can go 0-5 and be terrible, and I will never talk about it again, honest. But sadly, no closure is coming.
ReplyDeleteYou need to be brutally honest with your friend. Get him to understand that he is being used for his money. That she isn't going to fall in love with him. That all this is a dead end. You may have to be a little cruel here. Remind him that she said she isn't interested in him like that. That no matter how much money he throws at her it's not going to make her love him. Bring up the fact he's not as experienced in relationships as you and this is not how relationships start or delelop. Do you have any other friends to kinda back you up? Make him really look at the bills and debt he's accrued and ask him if all this money is really worth the slight slight chance shell throw him some pussy. Lay it all out there, sugercoat nothing. After you do that youll just have to wash your hands of the situation. If you try and voice your concerns and continues down this path, well it's his life.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. I'm sure your friend knows the deal and doesn't need 200 people telling him he's stupid.
ReplyDeleteHe'll just get defensive, and accuse you of being jealous, and chase her even more.
ReplyDeletewhich is worse: going 4-12 and having half-empty stadiums or going 2-14 with full stadiums.
ReplyDeleteTake tebow and win. Or if he sucks, get someone new in the draft
Damn.
ReplyDeleteYou are right she isn't ever going to be into him. And he is going to flush his life away for disappointment... but I don't know that there is anything anyone can do. He is vulnerable and she is taking advantage of him (albeit for a good reason) I know she has told him she isn't interested but women don't ever get that that isn't enough. As long as she talks to him and doesn't cut him out he is going to hold out hope. Just an awful situation.
Skip Bayless is probably the only guy who believed in Tebow and I dislike Skip for a lot of things but not for Tebow. All Bayless ever said is that he would win games. Broncos went 6-23 in games not started by Tebow from 2009 to 2012. And for all the talk about how the Broncos only won because of their defense, what was the excuse for that same defense being awful before Tebow?
ReplyDeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteTell that to 32 GMs.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have said it better myself. If this is all about sex for him, tell him to buy a hooker for a night. It will be cheaper in the end.
ReplyDeleteI agree, now every "action" movie has to take it self way to seriously. James Bond movies now take themselves seriously!! James Bond Movies, let that set in.
ReplyDeleteI got the feeling that after the "Bourne Identity" came out and was such a success everything after felt that it needed to follow the same formula with the stylized action and serious subject matter.
While that is great when done effectively and with the right material not every action film needs to be that way. Sometimes you need a bit of camp.
But his spirals during practice are not that good, so nothing else matters, and Tebow had zero to do with Denver's success.
ReplyDeleteKyle Orton started 1-4, but it's not his fault, it was a horrible team.
Tebow goes 7-4 with the exact same time, MINUS their top WR that they traded to the Rams, but it's simply because Tebow was on an awesome team, and got carried the entire way.
if someone just wants to get laid, go to a hooker. It's cheaper and with no heartbreak in the end (except maybe just an std)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be suprised if it's a bit more than sex. This friend sounds really lonely and is probably starved for any female companionship, sexual or not. Another piece of advice, get his hygiene in check and take him out to try and meet women.
ReplyDeleteThank you..
ReplyDeleteIt is perfectly acceptable for what it is... but he acts like it is The Godfather or some other movie Meekin has never seen... and he doesn't realize what an unconventional opinion that is and will defend it all day long.
ReplyDeleteI would also try the online route for him. In the last month, I've met several people from there. I even met my ex-wife from there and know several people who found their spouse from there.
ReplyDeleteYou're assessment is good, he's not a "just get some pussy" kind of guy. He's never had any opportunity to just get pussy, that sort of thing doesn't even exist for him.
ReplyDeleteI just wish he would say he liked the movie because it was his childhood dream come true and not like it was some legitimate cinematic work of art. It was 100 minutes of poorly shot nostalgia.
ReplyDeleteI met my ex-wife that way also. Should we start a club or something?
ReplyDeleteExactly. That is what I hate about him... same when he talks about Blink 182 being the best band ever... its fine to like them but you have to realize that isn't a common opinion and that maybe because something is your favorite doesn't mean it is the best.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he supposed to be drafted a lot higher but the coming out thing kinda dropped his stock?
ReplyDeleteAgreed. A guy that just wants to get laid won't go to all this trouble... guys that just want sex will usually get it as they don't get hung up on women that make them work for it.
ReplyDeletenope, some people said maybe 5-6th rounder; 538 had a great article showing that he was a 6th-7th rounder at best
ReplyDeleteStill trying to come to terms with Malcolm Tucker being Doctor Who. Capaldi is a good enough actor that he'll make people forget about it eventually but it would probably have been better if he'd had some other substantial role as a buffer between the two.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone here ever hired a hooker (be honest!)?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, and I'll be joining you on the 40 Train sooner than I care to think about.
ReplyDeleteWrite another book, hippie.
ReplyDeleteI want Nintendo to succeed, I still do some retro gaming. That being said it would be sweet if Nintendo gives up on systems and just made games for the 2 real consoles.
ReplyDeleteHE'S NOT A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe reporter was Jenni Carlson from The Oklahoman. She's terrible. Actually all sports media from the OKC area are awful.
ReplyDeleteMoney.....for.......people
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