WWE.com RAW Preview
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09-22/raw-five-point-preview-sept-22-2014-26666913
TNA Talent Contract Updates
Kurt Angle's TNA contract expired yesterday and the contracts for Austin Aries and Gail Kim are expiring very shortly.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/512971-backstage-cena-interview
Prince Devitt to Wrestle as Part of a Tag Team in NXT?
Right now, there are rumors that Devitt will be forming a tag team in NXT, with Sami Zayn and Kevin Steen as the choices for his partner.
Credit eWrestlingNews.com
Another Wrestler Portraying the Bunny on WWE TV?
Justin Gabriel has also been playing the Bunny, along with Sami Zayn
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09-22/raw-five-point-preview-sept-22-2014-26666913
TNA Talent Contract Updates
Kurt Angle's TNA contract expired yesterday and the contracts for Austin Aries and Gail Kim are expiring very shortly.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/512971-backstage-cena-interview
Prince Devitt to Wrestle as Part of a Tag Team in NXT?
Right now, there are rumors that Devitt will be forming a tag team in NXT, with Sami Zayn and Kevin Steen as the choices for his partner.
Credit eWrestlingNews.com
Another Wrestler Portraying the Bunny on WWE TV?
Justin Gabriel has also been playing the Bunny, along with Sami Zayn
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
WWE: Don't Care.
ReplyDeleteTNA: So I guess Havok's the next champ? Unless they resign, that'll be two less reasons for me to watch TNA...
Devitt: Okay...
Bunny: Don't Care.
You'll be surprised at how many times the KO title will change over the next few months.
ReplyDeleteIf only Angle was allowed to come on WWE programming tonight, he'd pull a Rick Rude if that happened.
ReplyDelete... all three of them, until TNA goes bye bye. Well, they might as well burn it all out in one last run.
ReplyDeleteSo the bunny thing is officially a non-news item. Cause now it's clear it's just random people filling the suit until they're ready to reveal who they want.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'm even going to watch Raw tonight. That new Gotham show is on tonight. The only thing that interests me is them announcing the HIAC between Lesnar and Cena.
ReplyDeleteI read the spoilers and was incredibly, incredibly confused.
ReplyDelete"IT WAS ME ADAM...IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!'
ReplyDeleteWhere's TNA at on the taping schedule. Did they show that other spoiler yet?
ReplyDeleteI've thought about looking for them, but know if I spoil past BfG, I'll never get that PPV. Unless TNA seems to completely lose the plot between now and then, I can wait.
ReplyDeleteDidn't they film to the end of the year by now?
ReplyDeleteUm, if you're gonna put Zayn or Steen in a tag team, why not......put them together??
ReplyDeleteOnce the shows air, it should all make sense.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Kurt is drunk dialing HHH right now, begging him to let him come back.
ReplyDeleteHe's trying to drunk dial Steph and getting Triple H. Awkward.
ReplyDeleteThe Bunny is the Higher Power!
ReplyDeleteThat could actually work in your favor though if BfG sucks!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean they're finally going to finish that angle (no pun intended)? AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteYou mean his phone would have gotten hacked! He never does anything drunk on social media!
ReplyDeleteThey did finish it in September 2000. Steph chose to stay with HHH. HHH won the match.
ReplyDeleteTNA should really just get rid of everybody and start fresh at this point. IF they survive.
ReplyDeleteKurt probably had a pretty big salary, and he moved the needle exactly once, in his first PPV, and that's about it? If that's the case, good riddance, less money lost for TNA in the future.
ReplyDeleteMeltzer said that the plan was for the reveal to be Darren Young so makes sense having anyone fill the suit for now.
ReplyDeleteJust threw it in the Update because some people are into keeping track of that sort of stuff.
Plus, slow newz day
Watching random network stuff to get the bad memories of last night's PPV out of my head.
ReplyDeleteI decided on World War 3 1995.
Solid opener with 15+ min Page/Badd match. Good chemistry here, although Page was still very sloppy, he was over with the crowd and he definitely had something charisma wise.
Japanese women's match was INSANE for 1995. Tons of great near falls and super high-impact stuff. Excellent Benoit/Sasaki match on the previous Nitro (Benoit won with rolling germans into Dragon suplex) that led to a hard-hitting rematch here. Sting/Flair is literally always fun, Savage/Luger was interesting at least, and the WW3 itself was a fun concept (if severely limited and stretched based on the roster in 1995). Very weird period leading up to this show with Hogan wearing all black, being super paranoid, and acting sort of heelish. He was back in the
red and yellow for this show. Giant could really move at this point in his career, and as others have said, doing the falling chokeslam looked great.
1995 WCW might have had some garbage (Duggan/Bubba taped fist match?), but every promotion and year does. Overall, the level of entertainment is extremely high. Also, Kimberly Page 1995 is up there with best looking woman in wrestling history (ymmv, of course, but 14 year old sirplss was a huge fan - 33 year old sirplss is still a pretty huge fan)
trying to get bad memories out of your head? Was that WWE PPV your own Vietnam War or something?
ReplyDeleteThe PPV wasn't that bad.
ReplyDeleteI really like WCW 1995; or at least from the point they started airing Nitros. The Hogan shit was incredibly stupid but I really liked the Horsemen and the Luger-Sting friendship angle was interesting.
ReplyDeleteThey pretty much are getting rid of everybody by letting their contracts expire and offering them new ones with major pay cuts, which they don't take.
ReplyDeleteStyles said his new contract was for 40% less money. I assume Daniels and Kazarian had similar shit offers.
TNA won't have Spike to help shoulder the cost of some of these contracts. I think Angle was one of the guys who Spike was helping paying for.
Good for them. If they've had somebody more than years at this point it's just not going to happen for them. Might as well just reset the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteIt is really too bad that Kurt Angle is such a liability.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny what he's become given his initial gimmick.
ReplyDeleteNo, just didn't enjoy it but wanted to watch some wrestling.
ReplyDeleteIt was a bit rushed. Creatively unfulfilling. Needs a real ending.
ReplyDeleteEven Eric the Midget realized that being dead was better than working for TNA.
ReplyDeleteYou just made it sound very over-dramatic, like it gave you PTSD and you were waking up in cold sweats and screaming 3 times a night.
ReplyDeleteI guess I could have said "get the bad taste of the PPV out of my mouth," but I didn't, so here we are.
ReplyDeleteSee... every time you get close to being something other than a troll, you have to drop a turd like this.
ReplyDeleteI was fine with it, mostly since Kurt won the world title the following month, so it ended up hurting nobody. And if anything, the real swerve here was that there was no swerve. Steph joining Kurt would have actually been incredibly predictable.
ReplyDeleteI wonder it the bunny is going to get a push. It would be something different at least.
ReplyDeleteTNA: Bye for Now
ReplyDeleteThat is much better. If only we had Daniel Bryan's time machine... All of this could have been avoided... But ALAS.....
ReplyDeleteYes, if we didn't know better, who wouldn't mark out if, after Rusev pretty much has destroyed every other "American hero", and Lana is putting out another challenge, and then "Medal" hits?
ReplyDeleteThe bunny will get a push until Vince decides he's bored with the gimmick.
ReplyDeleteBring in C.P. Munk to feud with it!
ReplyDeleteWasn't the bunny Damien Darling at least once?
ReplyDeleteIt's a money idea, but we all know Rusev will be crushed by John Cena, who is an American Hero because he played a Marine in a movie eight years ago.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I dunno, as Cena loses a lot more than people think. He is more vulnerable than Hogan ever was.
ReplyDeleteNo! Dragon Dragon!
ReplyDeleteYes, he certainly looked vulnerable against Bray.
ReplyDeleteMcMahon: HA HA HAAA!!! Look at that bunny do a moonsault.
ReplyDeleteHHH: Vince, that's Justin Gabriel...you've seen him and the other smaller wrestlers do that before.
Vince: That's IT!! Put all of those tiny bastards in animal costumes! Someone call up Party City and get some SpongeBob costumes, and Ninja Turtles outfits..that's still a thing right?
HHH: *facepalms*
Soooo...after tonight's RAW?
ReplyDeleteThe PPV was pretty bad. Nothing about the current product means anything outside of Cena/Lesnar (and I actually enjoyed the Diva's match because it had some build). I try and stay positive and let the ring work keep me entertained, but there was just way too much BS last night (Florida Georgia Line,
ReplyDeleteCena/Lesnar had a terrible finish because they booked themselves into a corner and didn't want to make Cena look weak again (which I understand), but also need Brock to stay champ. The problem is this is a PPV, not a Raw. It just felt extremely weak.
The rest of the show was fine, but again, I just don't feel like there are any stakes to anything. Personally, I am just not invested in most of the roster. Most of that has to do with booking. The in-ring product is still ok to good most of the time. I still like the WWE for the most part, but this particular show left a lot to be desired.
I don't think today's fans remember who Angle is.
ReplyDeleteHogan was more entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThey just remember what they want to remember.
ReplyDeleteThey should know. He's been wrestling on Spik...
ReplyDelete...oh, maybe they don't.
The funny thing is, given this generation has no art and just regurgitates creativity from previous generations, Vince is just about right where he should be culturally despite being twenty years behind at the same time.
ReplyDeleteFor maximum stupidity, have the bunny carry swords along with the Turtles and introduce him as The Samarai Rabbit.
ReplyDeleteThat's Sunny's ex correct?
ReplyDeleteUsagi Yojimbo?
ReplyDeleteThat's actually true, thinking of those people asking RVD and Christian why they had "retired", while under TNA contract. So Kurt has basically "retired" since 2006-2007.
ReplyDeleteYet Sting is a super big deal...
ReplyDeleteWell I was going to say Hong Kong Phooey, Blue Flacon and Dynomutt but that might have gone over the young'uns heads.
ReplyDeleteBut it won't go over the thirty-something's heads. Look at GotG or Ted or McFarlance's whole career, mention something 80's = HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteAnd Vince is right about in the 80's now, should be a no brainer.
a DQ during a PPV main event that sets up a rematch has happened a ton of times, even back in 1995 to 1999. It's really not that big of a deal.
ReplyDeleteI'll happily take multiple three star matches on PPV. But I lived through WCW 1990 and WWF 1995.
ReplyDeleteThat's the real reason they liquidated punk's merchandise; to avoid marketplace confusion.
ReplyDeleteI kind of wish Devitt and Kenta came in together as a cocky tag team.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Vince knows what a moonsault is. He knows the move but probably not the name for it.
ReplyDeleteHe knows it as WHATTAMANEUVER.
ReplyDeleteIs it because Sting is still widely remembered from being on the other side of the Attitude Era, while Angle ruled during the wake of it?
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, you beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteThis is Vince's job, you see....telling people what they said was wrong, except not wrong. In fact, completely and utterly subjective.
ReplyDeleteVince will find out what a Spongebob Squarepants is in 2016 and you best believe Hornswoggle will appear on Raw dressed as him.
ReplyDeleteI think it's because people around here are bored as shit and are looking for anything to make them feel like a part of this business again, so they've mistakenly placed this hope in Sting, who hasn't been good in the ring or an interesting character in seventeen years.
ReplyDeleteWhy no one used that as the name of a finisher is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteBut he's inspired wounded soldiers to carry on!
ReplyDeleteSwagger Soaring Eagle or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteI still say they missed a big opportunity to bring Corey Graves up, change his name and sell all their Punk merch at market value after putting some tape over one of the letters.
ReplyDeleteCM Junk is money.
Any day now Vince is going to discover the WWF and something either amazing or catacylsmic will happen.
ReplyDeleteThis is an overblown idea. Anybody who's a wrestling fan knows who Kurt Angle is. If you don't, then you are at BEST a casual.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter where he's been for 8 years, people still know him.
You are wrong. (see what i did there? lulz)
ReplyDeleteSting was Mr. WCW. He was THE face of that company and a major star during wrestling's hottest period. Angle was just... there in the first half of the 2000s. Big difference.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Impact Zone was in Florida, and we all know people tend to move to Florida when they retire... so they're not far off.
ReplyDeleteBrodus Clay could have been an oversized Patrick!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they remembered who Warrior was and he hadn't been on WWE television in like nineteen years.
ReplyDeleteWWE's trotting out of old stars has nothing to do with "today's fans", it has to do with getting lapsed fans to tune in and hopefully get hooked on wrestling again... including spending $9.99 on the Network.
ReplyDeleteSure he knows the name! It's clearly called WHATAMANUEVER.
ReplyDeleteCome on, man.
I meant in terms of an arena surprise. If Medal hits, I don't know if the crowd would know who exactly is coming out.
ReplyDelete*thumbs down*
ReplyDelete"OMG IT'S DEL WILKES THE PATRIOT!"
ReplyDeleteStart fresh how? With who? A lot of TNA talent would never go back and those that would are there already.
ReplyDeleteTonight: Lana brags about Rusev crushing all of the inferior Americans that have tried and failed to topple him, and that Russia will-
ReplyDeleteDA DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA DA DUM-DUM-DUM
Do it in Pittsburgh, let people know in advance, blow the roof off the joint.
ReplyDeleteSince they split, Sunny is also now wrestling with a giant Rabbit every night.
ReplyDeleteI never understood why they would use a real name like "Del Wilkes" and have him wear a mask.
ReplyDeleteThe little drummer boy?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good move.
ReplyDeleteSting did absolutely nothing during the company's hottest period. And then when he came back he didn't even change a move and immediately lost a year's worth of interest in five minutes.
ReplyDeleteAngle was around for an even hotter period than WCW's (when Sting wasn't doing anything) and was involved in the main event scene for about four years straight.
When you do the video package to bring Kurt in you can show him wrestling Austin and Rock and Cena and Lesnar and Jericho and Orton and Batista and Edge and Mysterio and a litany of people the fans already know. When you bring Sting in for his package you can show him wrestling...........................Hogan...I guess.
The package for Angle wouldn't work. You'd have to show him beating John Cena in his very first match, and the crowd would turn on him, knowing that if he crippled Cena then, none of this would've happened.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced that TNA could sign John Cena, CM Punk and The Undertaker, have them do a three-way dance with Steve Austin as special ref and maybe, maybe, get a 1.3 rating for that episode of Impact. That company just has a disease at the core that dooms anyone who signs on to be just another wrestler.
ReplyDeleteBut John OVERCAME THE ODDS and eventually beat him...I think...? I don't remember this period very well I was in college and mostly drunk.
ReplyDeleteIt's P.C. Munk.
ReplyDeleteIt's the kayfabe equivalent of hiring Ted Dibiase or Harvey Whippleman as a manager.
ReplyDeleteThat would be the shit.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you've watched NXT recently, but Zayn is in the middle of a world title storyline.
ReplyDeleteIt was actually a pretty cool 4 year story. Seemed like they had 1 match every year, where John got closer and closer, and he finally beat him in 2005.
ReplyDeleteAries is one of the few TNA guys who could do some work in WWE if he would play nice just a little.
ReplyDeleteLesnar-style where EVERYONE knew Brock was coming back WWE didn't officially announce it.
ReplyDeletePrecisely. Don't announce it, but announce it.
ReplyDeleteNot a chance. He's tiny, even compared to the majority of the NXT roster and he's toxic in terms of his social media presence
ReplyDeleteI think it's because each were seen as the flag bearer for each company during the wars. With all the movement going on they were the ones providing the stability for each fanbase. I guess
ReplyDeleteNa, 95 was fine. To me Flair didn't start to really dip until after he got hurt in 96.
ReplyDeleteI was actually disappointed in this. I'm not too keen on the idea but there is a certain level of expectation with a Jesse Baker post
ReplyDeleteWait a minute! Non-RR-WM-SS-SS PPVs are $55?? Are you freaking kidding me?
ReplyDeleteThis is where you have to suspend your disbelief. Of COURSE it makes more sense. But from a story telling standpoint, the fans get the thrill of seeing Rollins get screwed over while still allowing Rollins to hold the briefcase. They get to have their cake and eat it too.
ReplyDeleteJesse calling Daniel Bryan "Bryan Danials" reminds me of the video where Iron Sheik goes nuts about Brian Blair, he calls Dan Mirade "Dan Maloney"
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of glad it isn't shown anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou still believe that huh?
ReplyDeleteRandom Notes:
ReplyDeleteWWE tag team titles: The Usos v. Goldust & Stardust: Really good tag team contest, anchored by Goldust, the absolute pro’s pro, looking better now than he ever has before (and I’ve been watching him since his debut – a 45 year old man doing somersault sentons off the ring
apron?). Agree with Scott that ignoring the Uso knee for the entire match after all that build was ridiculous and sloppy. ***1/2
US title: Sheamus v. Cesaro: Great match. Cesaro can do no wrong and Sheamus is *far* better when he works a deliberate, hard hitting style. They totally got me with the alpamare waterslide; completely thought that was ending the match. ***1/2
Intercontinental title: Dolph Ziggler v. The Miz: Don’t get the booking, don’t get making a couple of country singers look good over your “stars”, don’t get sticking Truth and Sandow with Ziggler/Miz, respectively. *1/2
Mark Henry v. Rusev: The monster push for Rusev is working, but this was disappointing in that they totally traded Henry’s legit athleticism with very little build for a small step with Rusev. *1/2
Chris Jericho v. Randy Orton: If you want to know why they keep dragging Jericho back and paying him tons of money to lose to everyone in sight, this is why. This was a match that we’ve seen hundreds of times before and one that, if you’d seen ANY of the prior matches, you pretty much knew how it was going to end. They were also dealing with a dead crowd that was ambivalent at best as to the workers.
Yet.
Jericho, by sheer force of will and dint of understanding EXACTLY how to involve the crowd, got them into the match and chanting by the time the hugely obvious finish came about. Just remarkable work. Side note: anyone else think that Orton was fucking with the announcers by doing the table spot and breaking their iPads and whatnot? Cole seemed legit pissy about it and, knowing Orton’s general personality, I wouldn’t put it past him. ***
Divas title: Paige v. AJ Lee v. Nikki Bella: I liked this far better than Scott, primarily due to AJ’s solid work and Nikki seemingly not giving a shit if she hurts anyone (there’s working stiff and there’s working sloppy). I don’t get why they set up Paige for this ludicrous storyline, when a cockney punk angle/persona would seem to work a lot better. She also had virtually no offense the entire match, which baffles me if you’re attempting to build her up. **
WWE World title: Brock Lesnar v. John Cena: Totally disagree with the booking, this really didn’t move the feud forward other than to show how tough Cena is (which we already knew). Hopefully, HITC is the answer for this. I’d have just had Brock level him again and gone with Rocky and Cena doing the Apollo/Rocky jive from Rocky III. Match itself was fine. **1/2
Damn, if Heath Slater is a 7 on the hick-o-meter, that guy from Floridageorgialine is an 11. He actually looks like Heath's obnoxious brother.
ReplyDeleteAt what point wasn't country about the bros? Sure, outlaw country has always been a little darker, and the Townes Van Zandt alt-country stuff was more "intellectual," but country generally has always been about bros swigging beer and being dumb, at least since the '70s.
ReplyDeleteTheir match on the last Nitro was all kinds of OK
ReplyDeleteShe did get attacked by bees.
ReplyDeleteIn the boobages.
She's highly allergic.
They're all swollen.
SHWING
It was starting to look like a winter wonderland in here but really it was all sperm
ReplyDeleteI liked the stats for the match too. I wish they did that more often, as it would make it seem more like a sport and help with the suspension of disbelief.
ReplyDeleteIsn't "baby kittens" pretty much redundant?
ReplyDeleteThe way I understand it, Bro country is dudes telling chicks wearing super short cutoff jeans and bikini tops to get them a drink and fix them a sandwich. That sort of overt objectification, not so much of "me and my boys are getting wasted and hitting the road" type music.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the WWE main event style really similar to the WCW
ReplyDeleteIt's really just about age and timing. I mean, I remember talking to friends in 96 saying that if Sting jumped to the WWF then it would be bigger than the NWO. But in 2014? I just don't see it. But moreover I just don't see why everyone thinks the Taker is some sort of dream match made in heaven? There is no connection between them and Sting doing some sort of WCW representation ceased to be relevant years ago. Just my opinion though, if it's entertaining then I hope it works out.
ReplyDeleteDean Ambrose is okay as far as professional wrestlers go, but what would really put him over the top would be if they dropped the Dean part of his name and henceforth simply referred to him as Ambrose. Agreed?
ReplyDeleteDumb.
ReplyDeleteI know it goes against conventional booking, but I think Rollins-Cena and Ambrose-HHH programs would be hot right now. Definitely something fresh.
ReplyDeletePlease no.
ReplyDeleteIf there's only one match for Kane to be in, this is the one.
ReplyDeleteA guy getting screwed by the Authority giving Triple H his comeuppance and a hot shot up and coming newcomer cashes in a Money in the Bank against Cena? Yeah, very fresh.
ReplyDeleteJeff Farmer runs (or at least used to) run the University of Miami gym a good friend of mine attends. We have an inside connection already.
ReplyDeleteI thought Surge was Dixie Carter's husband!
ReplyDeleteWhy not? You have Sting win by DQ due to Flair interference, Orton & Flair start double-teaming Sting, then a bunch of WCW guys (Booker, a returning Jericho, Malenko, maybe throw some cash at Scott Steiner for a one-time appearance) run out for the save and the WM mark-out moment. Classic old-school wrestling 101.
ReplyDeleteJust have a Hall of Fame battle royal. Because some of the guys can't take the over-the-top bump, take off the ropes. Then put everyone in bubble soccer balls and have them try to bounce the others off the apron into foam pits. Tell me that wouldn't be fun as hell to see.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I guess a certain orange goblin would be sure to get himself involved as well. But hey, if we go old school, why not go all the way?
ReplyDeleteNothing is going to happen until Sting does at least a year in NXT first. Then he joins the WWE roster as rookie sensation 'Borden Stevenson'.
ReplyDeleteActually, it was the RR crowd shitting on Batista that changed the schematics that was the Road to Wrestlemania. Bryan would have never came close had the "universe" accepted Batista.
ReplyDeleteJesse Baker, how/why is Brock Lesnar a lazy fuck?
ReplyDeleteM. Roberts is gone.
ReplyDeleteTriple H vs. bees at Wrestlemania in a bee hive match to avenge Steph. Vince turns on him covering his sledgehammer in honey.
ReplyDeleteBecause Abeyance is a post whore who doesn't understand that he doesn't have to post every 5 seconds with nothing to say in a pathetic attempt to boost his post count.
ReplyDeleteYet you still haven't taken the hint
ReplyDeleteits the best way to get the "who will win" buzz. Does Taker retire with redemption or does Sting win his one and only WWE match
ReplyDeleteWorked for Cesaro.....er.
ReplyDeleteTriple H latches onto the hottest act and gets himself on Mania every year, so expect Sting vs HHH after HHH "changes his mind" and won't let Sting in the Hall of Fame because he's a "WCW guy.. and let's face it, that place was a joke."
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. A DQ, he says! Malenko!
ReplyDeleteWaid's run is good. Bendis' run (art had alot to do with it, too) is legendary,
ReplyDeleteLet it go man
ReplyDeleteHe's just so so terrible
ReplyDeleteExcept you forget that since this is a tag match and Sting is involved, that means Bryan has to turn heel and join Flair/HHH by the end of it
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for a retraction from him. In an issue of Villains United, Lex Luthor allowed Vandal Savage to leave the Society. Baker gave that issue a poor review because Lex would never do that. Turned out it was a doppelganger and not the actual Lex Luthor, which renders Baker's review null and void.
ReplyDeleteI DEMAND A RETRACTION, JESSE BAKER.
(Also, seriously, I used to do occasional reviews for Pulse, and knowing that Jesse Baker was also good enough for them is...humbling. Not in the Iron Sheik sense.)
Bendis' run was a great one but the positive tone Matt having FUN is great although different still very in character. Plus ....
ReplyDeleteSTILT-MAN~!
I can totally envision you saying that in the voice of Comic Book Guy.
ReplyDeleteBecause Orton is fucking awful and he'd be a waste for Sting's first WWE match.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when they asked who his stunt double would be, I said "Heath Slater, dumbass."
ReplyDeleteI am in the small minority, but I dug the Daniel Wyatt angle. He atleast looked cool in that jumpsuit
ReplyDeleteBeing repetitive is my job! My job! Repetition is my job!
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean Bryan Danials?
ReplyDeleteI would go one step further and shorten his name to simply Brose.
ReplyDeleteThen his opponents could say, "You mad, Brose?"
Wow that's bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that saying about the current roster? 2001, the part timers which were stars 10 years ago were in the Gimmick Battle Royal, 2014 the part timers which were stars 10 years ago are world champions and Wrestlemania main eventer. ;)
ReplyDeleteGlove Slap, baby, that's where it's at.
ReplyDeleteFor real, though, Orton-Jericho was my match of the night. ***1/2 or so. Maybe even **** for me. Good, crisp, clever work.
ReplyDeleteSomeone else had my same ide: Sting vs. Wyatt, the lights go out and when they come back on Sting is pointing a bat at Wyatt.
ReplyDeleteThen Triple H pedigrees all of them because WWE must always be on top!
ReplyDeleteBlame TNA for that UT video ripoff they made for Sting. Blaming TNA is always easier.
ReplyDeleteBees already jobbed to Triple H in the YJ Stinger commercial.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone find some connection between "bees" or the letter "B" and Randy Savage? And make it into a witty joke?
ReplyDeletei respect Tana's opinion on Shibata (leaving NJPW high and dry etc), but i'd watch Shibata every day of the week over Tana. Shibata's style is truly unique
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