Roman Reigns Injury Update
Reigns is estimated to be out anywhere from 4-12 weeks following hernia surgery, with a target return date of six weeks. It was noted that the hernia was large, meaning a slower recovery process and that he would have to be completely healed before he could even begin training to get his strength and physique back, let alone bumping.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
RAW Script Still Unfinished Before the Show Aired?
At 6:40pm EST Monday night, Vince McMahon decided to rewrite the entire script for RAW and they were not finished by the time the show went to air.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Prince Devitt Gets His New NXT Name
Going forward, Devitt will be known as "Finn Balor."
Credit F4WOnline.com
WWE Interested in RoH Star?
Despite being under contract to RoH, the WWE has reportedly been sending out feelers to Adam Cole that they are interested in him.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Reigns is estimated to be out anywhere from 4-12 weeks following hernia surgery, with a target return date of six weeks. It was noted that the hernia was large, meaning a slower recovery process and that he would have to be completely healed before he could even begin training to get his strength and physique back, let alone bumping.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
RAW Script Still Unfinished Before the Show Aired?
At 6:40pm EST Monday night, Vince McMahon decided to rewrite the entire script for RAW and they were not finished by the time the show went to air.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Prince Devitt Gets His New NXT Name
Going forward, Devitt will be known as "Finn Balor."
Credit F4WOnline.com
WWE Interested in RoH Star?
Despite being under contract to RoH, the WWE has reportedly been sending out feelers to Adam Cole that they are interested in him.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
*Cue IWC meltdown about an indy guy getting a new name that they don't like, and how WWE will ruin everything!*
ReplyDeleteI agree but....man that seems like a pretty dumb name and doesn't pass the World Champion test in my option...however maybe they will bring Sharkboy in to be his tag partner.
ReplyDeleteI think names and their importance are usually overstated but Finn Balor is awful.
ReplyDeleteI also find it funny that they gave that announcer they hired, Arda Orcal a generic name.
To me, if Dolph Ziggler could still get over and be credible, then really, any name can. Sure the name didn't help him, but now I really can't imagine him having any other name.
ReplyDeleteWhen I hear about this rewrites it makes me more impressed with the wrestlers having their lines memorized in front of a live audience all the more impressive.
ReplyDeleteThough for the life of me I don't know how after all these years this happens in WWE. I mean I would think on Friday you are pretty much done with the PPV scrip..saturday polish that off and get a good start on Raw...Sunday PPV Monday polish off the Raw script.
I'll grant you that. I wasn't watching with Dolph first hit and the net was going crazy for him. When I finally saw the guy...he was not what I was expecting a Dolph Ziggler to look like.
ReplyDeleteDolph Ziggler rolls off of the tounge better than Finn Balor but I've seen a lot worse names in developmental before. One guy they had was called "Lift Sawyer" and that is as bad as it gets.
ReplyDeleteIt's as if Vince gets off on Cole and JBL saying stupid names.
ReplyDeleteIt'll get shortened to Balor by the time he gets to the main roster.
ReplyDeleteThat's... unique... And I'll admit that Kassius Ohno was kind of.... unique... also. (and by Unique, you know what i mean!)
ReplyDeleteKassius Ohno was pretty bad. And for the record, I never thought Hero was anything special at all and not that shocked he got cut.
ReplyDeleteVince is living and breathing this stuff 24/7, so he's bound to change his mind and over analyze things.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she was showing lazy habits BEFORE even getting called up was as big of a red flag as you can get.
ReplyDeleteHow come there aren't as many nick names now? I mean you have what I would almost call nickname catch phrases like lunatic fringe but, going back to their biggest era, we don't have The Rock, HHH, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dog Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn and so on
ReplyDeleteFinn Balor sounds like an Inn Keeper from a lesser Zelda game.
ReplyDeleteImpact has had a string of really good shows lately but the problem is that its not leading to anything as they have nothing announced for Bound for Glory and the promotion will be done if they cannot get a TV deal.
ReplyDeletewhat in the blue hell happened to him? did he just give up when the WWE dream died? I used to watch that guy give 120% in a shed in clarksville indiana for 40 people.
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting how his current TNA run shows how effective he could've been as a singles wrestler in his prime. It's too bad he didn't really reach his peak as a character until 2011ish when his in-ring peak came about a decade before.
ReplyDeleteHe sucked in NXT to be honest and now he has the cardiovascular system of my grandfather. He is way, way out of shape and looks like an 80's TV jobber
ReplyDeleteOh yea BFG might as well be one of their specials they been running on ppv lately. zero build and they are soooooo far ahead in taping its ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably get your grandfather to the hospital.
ReplyDeleteHE'S FATTT!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd just have Reigns wait until the Rumble Match to come back. Make it a surprise like they did with Cena and Edge., (on a related note, when exactly is Bryan expected back? Cause a Rumble final 4 of Reigns, Ambrose, Bryan, and Cena could be really fun.)
ReplyDeleteFinn Balor.
ReplyDeleteWell done, WWE. Is it pronounced "BA-ler", "BA-LORE" or "Baylor"?
Remember when Dolph randomly had that new dark haircut for one night and he looked like the love child of Randy Orton and Evan Bourne?
ReplyDeletePrecisely. While not all of WWE's angles are winners, at least they have a history of occasionally hitting the jackpot, like WM 30 for example. So because of their track record, I can still get invested into their show. TNA is the Atlanta Thrashers or the Vancouver Grizzlies (pre-memphis) of wrestling. Horrible from beginning to end.
ReplyDeleteThey are thinking that Bryan, Reigns, and possibly Batista could all be back at the Rumble
ReplyDeleteReigns and Bryan would actually be awesome surprise entrants. You do Reigns first and act like he's the big surprise, and then have Bryan come out right after. The crowd would lose their shit.
ReplyDeleteGimmick change: Roman Reigns returns to TV with a couple of facial tics and carrying his pet hernia in a jar of formaldehyde.
ReplyDeleteUntil Mysterio is the surprise #30 and tosses them all out. License to print money!
ReplyDeleteYes, thank god they pretended like that never happened.
ReplyDeleteThe Fuck??
ReplyDeleteReigns sucks. That guy cant talk or go at all. I hope Amborse steals that top spot out from under him.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that Dixie basically used those Summer TV tapings in NYC to attempt to show another network that their product can draw a responsive crowd to get a TV deal rather than to put on a product with longterm storylines in place. I dont blame her for that if its true.
ReplyDeleteThe different members of the announce teams will finally settle on one of those after a couple of months.
ReplyDeleteThey really need to bring back the Fink test.
ReplyDeleteBayless: Can you add in some of the LOLTNA news?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wrestlezone.com/news/513783-top-stars-off-tna-bound-for-glory
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/513779-why-bobby-roode-won-tna-world-title
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/513835-samoa-joe-health-update-contains-impact-spoilers-his-status-for-bound-for-glory-why-is-wrestle-1-booking-the-ppv-instead-of-tna
Basically, anybody who is currently holding a belt or lost a belt at the recent tapings is being kept off Bound For Glory because of the title situation. Also Samoa Joe might not make it because he's hurt. So TNA Bound For Glory will be missing most of the company's top stars.
On top of that, all the recent title changes were made because TNA wanted to put the belts on guys who will still have contracts in 2015.
All the dumb names are Vince still being bitter that Puke didn't get over.
ReplyDeleteIf most of the reports are to be believed, he gave up BEFORE the WWE dream died. Kinda wonder if he's got some sort of clinical depression or something.
ReplyDeleteShit, McMahon is probably still bitter that "The Ringmaster" Steve Austin and "The Blue Chipper" Rocky Maivia didn't get over until after they come up with much cooler names.
ReplyDeleteAll of that sucks to me. I don't know him so maybe he's not a great or or who knows but in the 00's I really liked watching him on the indy scene and figured i was going to get a pretty swell match if he was on the card.
ReplyDeleteProblem is that now Ambrose is the de facto replacement for Reigns while he's injured. If the crowd gets heavily behind Ambrose during this trial run next to Cena, they might get pissed once Reigns comes back and they drop Ambrose down a rung or two, which is where they meant for him to be at this point in his career.
ReplyDeleteYou don't watch RAW, remember?
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me that he'll eventually be known as Lord Balor, which plays off the Prince name and also sounds pretty badass.
ReplyDelete4-12 weeks...I watched Game Of Thrones...sure they say it's just a scratch but some crazy bitch nurse is going to poison WWE khal drogo and...wait why is Reigns the only guy on the roster not dating a Diva or a manager so I can finish this bad joke?
ReplyDeleteMeltzer was talking about how he saw Reigns at the SummerSlam fan access or whatever it is called now and was raving about how naturally charismatic he was then put him over his match against Orton, giving it ****.
ReplyDeleteThe WWE needs to tweak Reigns' character. They give him shit dialogue and it kills his promos.
Lord Balor sounds pretty damn cool, actually
ReplyDeleteYes, but I at least bother to read recaps. I don't even bother doing that with TNA, as I lost all hope in them around 2008.
ReplyDeleteKevin Steen tells him that he should stick to salads
ReplyDeleteTNA had a good stretch from the BFG Series in 2012 to April 2013 then shit the bed completely.
ReplyDeleteOk, well take it from us folks that have been watching - Impact has been better lately.
ReplyDeleteI've been saying this for weeks. What is he?
ReplyDeleteRollins and Ambrose are very well defined and you could write a good paragraph character description of them.
Reigns....he's big...he kinda seems like he wants to win the title...did I mention he is big? Oh..he likes to lean against things back stage and act cool. He's Millennial Diesel
FAAAAAAT ASSES~! (Channel's Scott Steiner).
ReplyDeleteHey, gotta keep those WWE castoffs looking strong!
ReplyDeleteFor those interested, here are Meltzer's star ratings for Night of Champions
ReplyDeleteGoldust & Stardust vs. The Usos: ***1/4
Sheamus vs. Cesaro: ****
Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler: **1/2
Mark Henry vs. Rusev: *1/4
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho: ****
AJ Lee vs. Paige vs. Nikki Bella: **1/4
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar: ***1/2
Somebody is clearly jealous of the thick lustrous hair of Mr. Reigns. He appears to be channeling that into cheering for the similarly follicly-challenged Mr. Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteOr he's a troll or a Smark stereotype.
They try to make him say cool lines but the lines they write are anything but. Have him be a silent ass-kicking babyface who does his talking in the ring.
ReplyDeleteAND NEWWWWWWWWWWWW DUB-A-U DUB-A-U F CHAMPION, LORDDDDDDDD BAYYYYYYYY-LORRRRRRRRRR
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can hear Fink doing that one.
Dolph Ziggler is unique and catchy. It's odd and very hard to forget.
ReplyDeleteexactly! Forcing cool on someone never works.
ReplyDeleteIs Meltzer a big Orton fan? He gave both his Summerslam match against Reigns and this one vs. Jericho **** and neither were by most people's estimations.
ReplyDeleteI love Dean Ambrose but he's nowhere near as over as Daniel Bryan was this time last year.
ReplyDeleteHe must have been watching Dolph vs. Miz on mute. That was the worst display of commentary I have ever heard.
ReplyDeleteI haven't rewatched Orton Jericho but did not like it at all on first viewing. Though I undersold Sheamus Cesaro too so I was clearly in a mood but it just felt like every other orton match I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteHe likes Orton and he likes Reigns a lot too, saying he is further ahead than Cena was at the same point in their careers
ReplyDeleteThat is sooo Mankind.
ReplyDeleteSounds like I missed some good stuff on that show.
ReplyDeleteGood call on Gingerman. Put back a few there last night.
no problem. Yeah, I had a lot of fun at that bar. Almost too much fun.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap. Yeah, I think I'll be skipping BfG. Too bad, I was willing to get what'll probably be their last PPV. If only for historical purposes.
ReplyDeleteThe opening tag match was good but strange because the crowd was still behind the Rhodes brothers even though they were supposed to be heel. Sheamus/Cesaro started a bit clunky but built into a great power match by the end. Orton/Jericho was not ****. I'd give it *** and call it a day. Then Cena/Lesnar was more about them advancing the story more than putting on a balls out great match. There was definitely good wrestling but it just felt like a placeholder.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Ambrose has laid claim to Renee (and those titties), otherwise you'd have the joke.
ReplyDeleteSo, he had nothing to do with the run of great shield matches? I know it's not hip to like the guys they want us to like, but Reigns has tons of potential
ReplyDeletePlus it kinda sounds like Lord Bowler from The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail on the head with "Smark stereotype".
ReplyDeleteFinn Balor??? What the hell??
ReplyDeleteYeah, thats the crazy thing about WCW and specifically the nWo. For as long as they ran with it, the nWo really didnt make a single new main eventer. It could have been used to make guys stars and give a big rub, but no one benefitted. Scott Steiner didnt get big until afterward. Even on the babyface side, only DDP really emerged as a bigger star from feuding with the nWo. Goldberg got as popular plowing thru the Flock as he did vs nWo b listers
ReplyDeleteI think they should continue Sheamus and Cesaro...have the next match be a best two of three.
ReplyDeleteBut I think Sheamus is moving on to Rusev.
...If he was a bad guy from a Star Wars movie
ReplyDeleteYeah man, really good atmosphere, perfectly acceptable food, and killer beer menu. We might go back tonight it's like a 10 min walk.
ReplyDeleteThe beer menu is phenominal
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy Millennial!
ReplyDeleteI agree. Let Regal be his manager and let them be all noble-ish.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see Regal back on TV in a heel role.
ReplyDeleteWow Prince Devitt is already 33! By the time he comes up through the system and makes it to TV, he'll be at least 35. I hope that doesn't hinder him in the company's eyes.
ReplyDeleteStone Cold Steve Austin got BURIED in all his PPV matches against Bret Hart. They ruined their WM match by shoehorning some MMA guy in there - JUST LET THEM WRESTLE!
ReplyDeleteThen the guy got that serious neck injury. After that that was his time in the main event sun over. Back down to the mid-card he went, though at least that storyline of him against those in charge seemed to do well.
I see plenty of comparisons between all three of these guys.
Except that Dean's neck is okay.
Everyone MUST ENJOY the untalented big slug Vince is currently pushing!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs long as he doesn't wrestle.
ReplyDelete"Finn" is stupid, but Balor could be cool if it rhymes with valor.
ReplyDeleteIf he shows some aptitude, I think they'll fast-track him. It seemed like they tried recruiting him for a very long time and there's no way he signed for that typical NXT contract after probably making a decent salary in New Japan.
ReplyDeleteReigns is almost ready but still needs a little tweaking. The reason why Ambrose seems so much further ahead is because they've found the perfect character for Ambrose to play. Reigns' character is more about subtlety and that always takes longer. They have until the Rumble to really figure it out. Hopefully while he's injured, they're working with him on different promo styles and such to further develop his character.
ReplyDeleteYes it does.
ReplyDelete/smark
ReplyDeleteAnd tell him to stop walking tip-toed. No bad ass walks like that.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Regal wrestling? He can still go and had a good series with Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteI have a thick head of hair and I dont give a fuck about the mark smart thing. I like watching Ambrose. I dont like watching Reigns. Id rather see Ambrose vs Brock, Cena, and other top guys. I'll now go back under my bridge until hoops camps start up next week. Rondo is gone Celts fans. My local surplus and salvage has a rack of his offical Addias tees that they sell in the pro shop for 30 bucks that is a mile long. Somebody got a tip to dump what they had left and not print anymore.
ReplyDeleteAs if he could make it to the ring without being injured
ReplyDeletePeople who think Daniel Bryan only caught on because of some kind of sympathy/rebellion factor and not because he is awesome and people care less about hosses by the minute are, in my opinion, very wrong. If he can come back and still be Daniel Bryan, he will still be a perennial top 3-5 guy in the company.
ReplyDeleteSo you don't watch one, don't even read the recaps of the other... but are able to offer an opinion?
ReplyDeleteRegal's a guy I never got. Great entertainer, but his style of wrestling always bored the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteThis is very confusing for those who continue to insist that Meltzer only rates stuff from Japan.
ReplyDeleteBingo. The only wrestler I can remember being more constantly bored with is IRS.
ReplyDeletePart of me thinks he needs to get out from under the "Shield" gimmick.
ReplyDeleteFinn Balor? The fuck is this, Lord of the Rings?
ReplyDeleteNot surprised that he loved Sheamus and Cesaro.
ReplyDeleteI really loved Y2J and Orton. I would agree with that rating.
I was thinking Adventure Time. Just give him a dog named Jake.
ReplyDeleteBooyaka Booyaka 9-1-1!
ReplyDeleteReturn thyself to the Slobbing Of The Miz's Knob, knave.
ReplyDelete"There was no one in Lord Of The Rings with that name" - Abeyance
ReplyDeleteWhat year would that put Cena at? I thought Cena was an okayish worker by the time he changed to the rapper gimmick. Had good matches with Angle and Brock.
ReplyDeleteIt's TNA. So yes.
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
ReplyDeleteTo protest how stupid ESPN has gotten with trying to make news instead of covering it (the obsessive coverage of Michael Sam over the summer and the washington redskins nickname), being in the shill for the SEC, and finally the suspension of Bill Simmons for 3 weeks over speaking his mind over Goddell (which many people including me agree with), I cancelled my espn insider subscription this morning.
ReplyDeleteThe storytelling of the Wrestlemania 13 I quit match MADE Austin. That double turn was brilliantly done and played off the crowd reactions perfect as Bret got a big heel heat leaving the ring that night and fans were chanting for Austin he left the ring. Maybe the greatest in-ring story line match ever. It isn't always about winning and losing but the story told in the ring that counts.
ReplyDeleteYeah seriously, they suspended him just because he talked bad about Goddell? That makes ESPN look VERY bad.
ReplyDeleteI think WWE gets their character names from shitty screenplays written by members of creative that'll never get bought.
ReplyDeleteDude! You constantly say stuff like you don't mind Kane and Big Show and you're putting down an occasional William Regal appearance?!
ReplyDeleteMil Mascaras, Lanny Poffo and Adrian Street were bad motherfuckers..
ReplyDelete..or not.
It's more of a Game of Thrones name.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty pointless anymore correct? I think when they ask me to reup in the Winter I'm going to cancel mine as well. It's also been about two years since I stopped watching ESPN consistently and it's made me a smarter person.
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteYes. Or as Abeyance would say, Yep.
ReplyDeleteA "you're gay" slur is getting close to Hitler/Holocaust territory. If you use it, you automatically lose the argument.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to add that the Office has been playing Creed all morning. I'm not mad at all.
ReplyDeleteWow, all those high ratings and not even one Japanese guy on the show.
ReplyDeleteHe has been a fan of WWE PPV's for a while. Most people who say he only loves Japanese wrestling are the ones who do not subscribe to him.
ReplyDeleteI liked Creed when I was in high school. I'm still ashamed over it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is worse is he called ESPN out on it and basically dared them to suspend him...which they did...AND pulled the podcast where he dared them. Instead of you know...letting the guy you pay to speak his mind...speak his mind so you don't live up to everything he and others are saying about you.
ReplyDeleteWhen he was being groomed as the guy. Probably about WMXX or a bit afterwards
ReplyDeleteWait, Creed from the show The Office?!
ReplyDeleteI didn't take it as a "gay" comment per se, I took it as a he was calling him a stalkerish fanboy. But I can see how it can be taken as such.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't know Kane was in wcw, I'll have to check that out.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I made the same mistake. I finally get it.
ReplyDeleteNo shit.
ReplyDeleteWonder where too
It's shit but it's catchy.
ReplyDeleteI miss those "My Sacrifice" WWF videos they did in late 01/early 02.
Orton vs. Jericho was very good, but I hated the finish.
ReplyDeleteWell he had a similar "you're gay for Miz" reply yesterday. So I was going with his overall body of work.
ReplyDeleteAh okay. I'd probably have to disagree on that one.
ReplyDeleteWhy wait for that? Like we just talked about a few days ago, sometimes the best way to get a guy over is to not totally give him to the fans until they're clamoring for more and more. After this past Raw, in Reigns' absence I'm worried they're going to do TOO much to position Ambrose as that guy.
ReplyDeleteEdge was news to me and so was Sable. Looks like she only appeared in the crowd once though, so it wasn't much of anything.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's where Bryan was in fall of 2012, not 2013. He's on his way, though.
ReplyDeleteHis style lacks signature moves that a crowd would recognize and pop for, but he works stiff as a porn star. I loved his matches with Finlay.
ReplyDeleteYou would mock someone else that applied that logic.
ReplyDeleteIn his defense (shudder), The Zombie Corpse of Ray Charles could offer a valid opinion on TNA.
ReplyDeleteYour first concert was Backstreet Boys... your bar was set low at the outset.
ReplyDeleteIt seems there is a creed revival happening right now..not that people enjoy their music but have come to realize that it's incredibly fun to sing like his stupid voice..and you can sing anything in that voice and it sounds like a creed song. Including Dave Grohl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVv3Y5lP8ng
ReplyDeleteTNA rule.
ReplyDeleteI had nowhere to go but up to appreciate such classic bands as Nickelback and Daughtry.
ReplyDeleteMuch like John Edwards is the Molester Of Boys, Dougie shall be the Slobberer Of The Miz's Knob.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't think anyone's disputing that. He didn't just start being over last summer. He'd been fairly over from his debut, as a good chunk of fans knew who he were and the less informed ones caught on quickly. The Hell No stuff two years ago was ENORMOUS for him, though, and the Authority storyline was a perfect progression from that.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan's own abilities- both in-ring and ability to connect with an audience- were the foundation, but the storyline accelerated his rise for sure.
This would work. Unless Bryan then didn't win the Rumble and Reigns did, at which point expect Reigns to get utterly shit on.
ReplyDeleteKnow Your Troll, Night. This is the WWE Apologist Flavor.
ReplyDeleteWhat lines are actually being re-written? I swear that Lana, Bo, Heyman, Cena, Orton say the exact same thing everytime they open their mouths.
ReplyDeletePeople still have ESPN insider accounts?
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a poncey foreign film award.
ReplyDeleteIs the Raw script ever finished though?
ReplyDeleteI don't think you have to be a troll to be bored by Regal's 15 minute mat rolling.
ReplyDelete11:30 PM Eastern every Monday Night.
ReplyDeleteSotMK?
ReplyDeleteMeltzer has been generous with his star ratings for certain WWE wrestlers for a while but people still flip over his lack of ***** for WWE matches.
ReplyDeleteHe loves Randy Orton for some reason
That name totally hurt Ziggler. If he'd have been given Braden Walker, he'd be a ten time champ by now.
ReplyDelete"I think we should wait for Ambrose to actually win a major match on TV or PPV"
ReplyDeleteI was illustrating a point Britishly.
Austin was hardly Mister Undefeated and he was fine. It was the same for Daniel Bryan. And it will be the same again when it proves to be for Dean Ambrose.
Yeah, the storyline definitely helped, but I've seen people on these forums (usually ones with kind of an anti-smark or pro-big-guy bent, or the people who claimed that it was really the "YES" chant that was over and not him) intimate that DB had no chance of reaching that level again. Other than the Kane feud at the end -- which was cut short because of injury -- he's managed to take everything handed to him and eventually turn it into something good that got over.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Direct To DVD film, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteThis never gets old
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOt6kIMCRJc
LOL, I thought you were talking about the script for BoD RAW.
ReplyDeleteLove the character, hate the matches too. I can't even stand his matches with Finley. Finley's even more boring in the ring than he is.
ReplyDeleteI'm scared that when you sound the word out it almost sounds like "sodomy"
ReplyDeleteMe too. WWE are very abusive. "Want this guy? FUCK YOU have this guy instead. Shit... uh... still want the first guy? AWESOME! HERE HE IS! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! DOWN YOUR THROAT WHEEEEEEEEEEE... What you're bored of him? See, this is why we don't try! You're literally impossible to satisfy! You IWC Smart Marks!!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteAnd then they rip off a mask and Vince Jordan is there with a snow-globe and it was all a dream.
BoD RAW is masterfully crafted
ReplyDeleteSame difference? Except one is a 3-5 minute read, and the other is a three-hour tour, except with little of the enjoyment Gilligan's Island provided.
ReplyDeleteI think it was Summerslam 2008 or 2009, there was a Regal/Christian match scheduled, and I actually marked out when it lasted just 10 seconds. like "GOOD! NEXT!!"
ReplyDelete*Parallax will be here to refute your claim in 5, 4, 3, 2.......*
ReplyDelete... damn softballs.
ReplyDeleteThat's the next step, once the knob has been properly been slobbered (slobbed?).
Thank god tonight is Jeter's last game in New York. Can't take much more of the fawning over the guy.
ReplyDeleteThe parking lot brawl on Nitro against Finlay was the tits
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdrjoyEj7bU
This suspension is bullshit but Simmons is a cock who is always playing with fire. This is the same guy who went to a Grizzlies game and said the fans get tense bc of MLK
ReplyDeleteHe's not playing in the last three games?
ReplyDeleteThe last three games are on the road
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that people care less about hosses by the minute?
ReplyDeletePeople doing well presently / cared about by fans online: Brock, Rusev, Cesaro, Cena, Reigns.
People ignored by WWE and fans: a bunch of slender guys on Superstars.
People who don't fit into the above categories: Ambrose, the Dust Brothers, the NXT guys.
There will still be many a paean and a fawning.
ReplyDeleteU mad bro?
ReplyDeleteAnd knowing the Yankees they will win those 3 games.
ReplyDeleteI worded that poorly, I should have said they demand hosses less by the minute. If someone is a hoss and a good performer, he can still do well.
ReplyDeleteNah, no one cared about Mariano after his last game in the Stadium. He might not even play
ReplyDeleteAnd still can't make the playoffs lol!
ReplyDeleteYessir.
ReplyDeleteLadies and Gentlemen, The Best Of The Miz's Personal Knob Slobberer. (No, not Maryse):
ReplyDelete"lol"
"U mad bro?"
"lol"
"lol"
....Considering my account name...one should assume I go into this conversation with no love for "OMG Tom Brady and The Patriot Way are the best things EVER!"
ReplyDelete"I think we should wait for Ambrose to actually win a major match on TV
ReplyDeleteor PPV before we start getting ahead of ourselves with the Daniel Bryan
comparisons. "
I think it should be more like:
"I think we should wait for Ambrose to actually get a major match on TV
or PPV [...]"
While I'm not a yankee fan, they played most of the season without Sabbathia, Tanaka and Nova, 3 of their top starters. It's a near miracle they still will finish over .500.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome America.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Orioles
So this isn't a mocking Eli account?
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees no longer being relevant is weird. Long overdue and it's something I've always wanted, but it doesn't feel right
ReplyDeleteYou're just encouraging it
ReplyDeleteEli is on Manning probation if he doesn't get at least a winning record this season he will have his Manning right's suspended for one year.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes wonder if Eli even cares anymore. He has two rings and cashed out with a massive deal.
ReplyDeleteThey're the Lakers of baseball.
ReplyDeletelol u so mad bro.
ReplyDeleteI know a meltdown is highly unlikely, but shit, gotta aim high some mornings.
ReplyDeletewell he has more rings than payton
ReplyDelete