WWE.com RAW Preview
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09-29/five-point-preview-26681911
Kurt Angle Interview
http://www.alternativenation.net/kurt-angle-interview/
New WWE Stable Name Revealed
The Kofi Kingston/Big E/Xavier Woods trio will be known as "Speed Force."
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
RF Video Releases Shoot Interview with Adam Pearce
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09-29/five-point-preview-26681911
Kurt Angle Interview
http://www.alternativenation.net/kurt-angle-interview/
New WWE Stable Name Revealed
The Kofi Kingston/Big E/Xavier Woods trio will be known as "Speed Force."
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
RF Video Releases Shoot Interview with Adam Pearce
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Speed Force? Egads.
ReplyDeleteLook, I loved Mark Waid 1990's Flash run as much as anybody, but Speed Force is a terrible name for a stable.
ReplyDeleteSo basically Angle is staying with TNA.
ReplyDeletewell lets see Xavier can be Black Flash and Big E can be Black Flash and Kofi can be Black Flash. Works perfectly.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force makes Air Boom sound like a great name. I can hear Michael Cole yelling "“Now that’s what I call speed force!” every match already and I just want to die.
ReplyDelete..........Speed Force
ReplyDeleteActually, it probably is a good description of how their run will go. Speedily forced off tv.
I like how the interview said his career was at a "crossroads".
ReplyDeleteWWE doesn't want him.
UFC doesn't want him.
There's TNA.
That's not a crossroads, that's just one straight road.
I'm sure GFW would take him.
ReplyDeleteThough he is certainly trying to hint at WWE with the January thing as if he is going to be at the Rumble but yeah everything else he said points to TNA. Though as I have been saying all along Vince would be crazy to consider bringing him back as the potiential disaster far out ways a big pop when his music hits.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really sure GFW is, was, or will ever be an actual thing.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force screams Jobber faction.
ReplyDeleteStop talking like that is a real thing. Its Jeff trying to sell some shirts and autographed pictures along with some buzz words being talked about.
ReplyDeleteI'd be :(
ReplyDeleteMy impression of the reports is that the stable is called The Smart Athletic Friends with the different tag team combinations of Xavier Woods, Big E, and Kofi Kingston having separate names. Thus, the combination of Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston is called "Speed Force," and the combinations of Big E and Kingston or Big E and Woods would have their own names.
ReplyDeleteIt's a video game/anime nerd type of thing.
Wow, people on the BOD are not happy with a name that WWE has created. STOP THE PRESSES!!
ReplyDeleteThe January thing hints at TNA as well. Dixie supposedly wants to do a live show January 7th on the new network and TNA would essentially be on a break after November until then.
ReplyDeleteI'd personally rather see him go to WWE. There's a ton of young guys there or fresh talent that would benefit greatly from matches with him. Rusev, Cesaro, Bryan, Ambrose, Reigns, Rollins, Ziggler, man there are a TON of great matches he could have with WWE. I'm not sure how TNA benefits from keeping him as he's wrestled nearly everyone on the roster multiple times. Maybe he'll be working backstage with them after he retires in "1" year.
It's bad for business.
ReplyDeleteGFW is/was Jeff having a trade mark ready in case TNA went under and Spike TV still wanted wrestling. It being anything more than that is all in the same part of Jarrett's brain that thought he was at Austin's level back in the late 99s.
ReplyDeleteThey are jobbers
ReplyDeleteHis body would literally break apart while in the Giant Swing. Think of the lawsuits from the front row fans.
ReplyDeleteI hope they recycle the old Thurman Sparky Plugg theme for Speed Force
ReplyDeleteIt's just shit, Vincent, and I'll bloody well rip it a new cunt if I want.
ReplyDeleteWell that's the thing with bad names.
ReplyDeleteThen instead of the New Nation we all wanted, the New J.O.B. Squad!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear his meetings with NJPW. Them asking "so Jarrett which New Japan guys do you want for your first show?" "What first show?"
ReplyDeleteI'd rather they recycle Kurt Angle's music.
ReplyDeleteSPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
SPEED FORCE!
Well see a guy I know is going to hear that and go "see told you! Rumble!" as he is convinced Vince is bringing him back.
ReplyDeleteYou want him to go to WWE because your a TNA guy and don't want that time bomb on your companies watch :)
I like both companies.
ReplyDelete"The Kofi Kingston/Big E/Xavier Woods trio will be known as "Speed Force.""
ReplyDelete...All right guys, I'm gonna leave you all to it. Yep, Speed Force. That's good. Um... yeah, use the measuring cups when feeding the dogs and the cat just eats whenever it feels like so keep its bowl full of food... uh... oh yeah, water the potted plants because... 'cause even if it rains, it doesn't get them. Oh and to disarm the alarm, that's 3048. Again, 3048. The cleaner's in on Tuesdays so don't set the alarm on that day.
*Walking away, throwing suitcases into the boot/trunk, driving off*
What kind of fucking name... Speed Force. Speed fuck Force. Nothing to do with anything. Writers, my arse.
Haven't we been waiting for him to fall apart for about 20 years now?
ReplyDeleteFace it, Kurt Angle is undestrucable.
That is even worse
ReplyDeleteThat's like saying well..Jake is a live so clearly nothing can harm him.
ReplyDeleteKurt Angle is like Mr. Burns having every disease known to man.
ReplyDeleteI like that it's completely meaningless, AND yet manages to be incredibly angering.
ReplyDeleteWell this is going to be in my head all day.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force should use a rap remix version of "Girls in Cars".
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force? What are they trying to say, all black people can run fast? All black people will 'force' themselves on you? Racist, man
ReplyDeleteAnd all those diseases cancel each other out. Syphilis thrives on cancer cells!
ReplyDeleteIt's like calling them the Cool Men or something. Like... that's not a name. You can't pick that.
ReplyDeleteThis idea =1,000,000 domestic buys!
ReplyDelete...Okay, now I'm down with the name.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Daily BoD Update! We love you very much and you're our favorite child. You do more for the site than anything else. Thanks for all that you do. Holiday rendezvous.
ReplyDeleteLet's see how it plays out on TV. Nothing is official until it debuts on television and even then it is not certain.
ReplyDeleteYou know they came THIS CLOSE to just naming them Those Guys
ReplyDelete"Even hysterical pregnancy?"
ReplyDelete"Why, a little bit, yes."
I'll save you six months' worth of subscription: it goes nowhere.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya mean, THOSE GUYS!?
ReplyDeleteBayless is a god amongst filth.
ReplyDeleteYou can't possibly think that's a good name.
ReplyDeleteWorst faction names in history:
ReplyDeleteUP YORs
Corporate Ministry
The Corre
Probably a Dozen TNA names I've never heard of.
Undestructable? That's unpossible.
ReplyDeleteThe premise and names seem idiotic.
ReplyDeleteThen again, these guys are going nowhere anyway.
No. Undestrucable.
ReplyDeleteI'll agree that some are pretty bad (like Finn Balor and Kassius Ohno), that one just doesn't seem like a big deal.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the next video of Jeff walking through an airport, or sitting on a sofa talking about what a great time it is for the business (as WWE cuts half their staff and TNA folds)
ReplyDeleteRoddy Piper and Jake Roberts: the ORIGINAL Speed Force.
ReplyDeleteWhat was wrong with Corporate Ministry?
ReplyDeleteIt was a ministry... but now they've SOLD OUT TO A CORPORATION!!
ReplyDeleteThe best poster on the BoD by far. It's not even close. The daily update is, "WHERE ITS AT" as the kids say. I just wish the guy would use his juice to influence Scott to fully remove the new forums and issue a formal statement apologizing for attempting to implement them in the first place. Also, Danielle should 100% be removed as a poster and those Total Divas posts should be relegated to Matt's blog where no one will read them.
ReplyDelete"Speed Force" reads like a noun describing a noun. Not only does it defy physics, but it's also grammatically incoherent.
ReplyDeleteDudes with Attitudes
ReplyDeleteThe Corre is really really bad.
ReplyDeleteup yors? I don't remember that one
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't mind Corporate Ministry.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to grammatically incoherent, the worst ones of all time must be Man Mountain Rock, or Carlito Caribbean Cool.
ReplyDeleteUnion of People You Oughta Respect
ReplyDeleteSON!
ReplyDeleteMisfits In Action. Not only did that name suck, but they renamed everyone in it with even shittier names.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I couldn't remember the "s" part of that.
ReplyDeleteBut Van Hammer got a three rank promotion out of the deal.
ReplyDeleteThe "Bro-Mans" in TNA.
ReplyDeleteSee what I did, WWF1987? See what I did?
Hey hugh g rection and private stash were alright lol.
ReplyDeleteThat bolded backslash at the end of the update stresses me... It must... It must be up to ... something..
ReplyDeleteDon't blame creative. Blame those goddamned manatees.
ReplyDeleteThat's MAJOR Stash, buddy!
ReplyDeleteBayless read the name 'Speed Force' and a synapse in his brain killed itself.
ReplyDeleteNot my bit (credit to the late great Patrice Oneal), but this is like how the Sci-Fi channel rips off original movies and then gives it names that would describe exactly what it is (except Speed Force doesn't describe this stable at all).
ReplyDeleteFor instance,
Jurassic Park = Dinosaur Forest
Close Encounters of the Third Kind = Alien Mountain
Back to the Future = Future Change
Star Wars = Galactic Fighting
SPEED FORCE, FTW!
ReplyDeleteWhite Windbreakers or it sucks.
Tylene Buck/Major Gunns is a MILF, though. I'd poke her in the shitter!
ReplyDeleteGet Jimmy Hart on the horn to write the theme song STAT!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure you clean up your own mess when you're done.
ReplyDeleteSharknado = Sharks in a Tornado
ReplyDeleteIf only they can bring back A.W. To manage speed force...
ReplyDeleteThe Terminator = Robot Wars From The Future
ReplyDeletefootball in the groin= football in the groin
ReplyDeleteUnion
ReplyDeleteMan Getting Hit By Football = Football To The Groin
ReplyDeletegoddammit...
ReplyDeleteKwang = Shitty Gimmick Man
ReplyDeleteOh my god, that would be amazing.
ReplyDeleteMr. Satan = Rips Off Sacha Cohen
ReplyDeleteShe's in porn now!
ReplyDeleteShe was such a random porn-chick. Was she just banging
ReplyDeletesomeone backstage? She couldn’t act and she had a face like a smacked arse.
Pretty Mean Sisters!
ReplyDeleteDo we rip off Girls In Cars or Crank It Up?
ReplyDeleteAs long as there's a casio keyboard involved, we're golden.
ReplyDeleteA step up from WCW!
ReplyDeleteA gentile man ripping off one of God's chosen? Why, I never!
ReplyDeleteMy 2 favorite wrestling divas of all time. = best faction ever.
ReplyDeleteIt's like someone in creative came up with the idea to form a stable of black wrestlers, with their goal being to dominate WWE because they have been held back due to their skin color. Then they couldn't run with that idea because it was deemed too risque for PG because then you would have to acknowledge that they are black and angry. So they kept them off TV so everyone would forget that they started this angle, but then someone came up with a better idea to keep them as a stable, leave them as babyfaces, and give them a name that in no way indicates that they are black and angry. I'm looking forward to their angle with South African stars Justin Gabriel and Adam Rose over Apartheid...or as PG WWE calls it: Better dance moves.
ReplyDeleteWell, there's "in porn" and "I needed coke bad".
ReplyDeleteTen years ago, they would have probably gone with "Th3ee Niggaz"
ReplyDeleteOr just really, really edgy. You can tell they are extra unified because of the second "R."
ReplyDelete16 years ago w/ Russo.
ReplyDeleteLast week on Russo Books Raw.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force. Brought to you by Marvel Comics.
ReplyDeleteTerri and....
ReplyDeleteRoboCop = Robot Cop....with Robots.
ReplyDeleteSHANE!
ReplyDeleteWell shit, Cryme Tyme was two black thugs with gold teef.
ReplyDeleteYou know, in a way, WWE has come so far... yet fallen so far. It's just representative of your pussy ass American culture.
Or, "Robotic Policeman"
ReplyDeleteDC Comics. Looking for new members Wally West, Barry Allen and Jay Garrick.
ReplyDeleteJacqueline. She can't possibly NOT be a freak in bed. Just too feisty and energetic.
ReplyDeleteApparently, Captain Planet and Voltron Force were already taken
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force? Don't the writers know there are no black Flashes?
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force sounds like what the Chinese title of The Cannonball Run would have been.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think "Speed Force," I think of an afternoon Disney Channel movie starring Zack Effron. I'm sure this will work out just fine.
ReplyDeleteShit, son, I could do this all day, but I'm at the office. Independence Day = Labor Day Alien Invasion.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force...
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What the fuck??
These guys are gonna be rich!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.speedforce.com/
Speed Force? Are they a bunch of Race car drivers who are also fighting against the forces of E.V.I.L.? EVIL!
ReplyDeleteMy new homepage.
ReplyDeleteI guess Fox Force Five was taken..
ReplyDeleteSpeed = The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
ReplyDeleteYou just wait. Speed Force is gonna be the biggest thing since the nWo.
ReplyDeleteStupid Mia Wallace. That's not coke!
ReplyDeleteLooks like we're losing Viacom channels. I couldn't give less of a fuck about losing MTV, but Comedy Central will be missed.
ReplyDeleteGreat name! Vince definitely still has it!
ReplyDeleteI still can't process this information properly, like my brain is rejecting it because there's no pattern recognition in the correlation between the wrestlers and the name. If they called say, London & Kendrick 'Speed Force' I would get it and acknowledge it's a shitty name, but it would make sense. With this though, it's like, I dunno, call them The Smeldricksons or something, it makes the same amount of sense.
ReplyDeleteSo I'd give Simpson vs. Griffin about ***1/2 from last night. Meltzer would probably go lower though.
ReplyDeleteRocky = Man Pulled Off The Docks Goes The Distance With The World Heavyweight Champion
ReplyDeleteOK how about this: a tag team debuts and they're called The Jew Killers. Except when they walk out it's revealed that they're Hasidic Jews. See, they're Jews who -- okay, whatever.
ReplyDeleteThe Simpsons couch gag was ****1/4.
ReplyDeleteRocky = Raw Egg Drinkin' Gindaloon
ReplyDeletePolice Academy = Dipshit Patrol
ReplyDeleteI like it. Because it makes you think like
ReplyDeleteit’s racist, but then it turns out it’s just racist, but in a different way
than you thought. It makes you think.
He could definitely work in a Kobe Bryant rape joke with that name
ReplyDeleteI dunno, if Jews wanna go out and kill people - as long as they're not targeting certain ethnic or religious groups - I don't view that as racist. They're just Killing Jews... not killing Jews, but Killing Jews.
ReplyDeleteOr the Ethnic Cleansers, but then when they walk out, it's a bunch of custodians and dishwashers from all walks of life.
ReplyDelete...Aaaaalllllll righty then.
Fair enough. Think Michael Cole could get away with saying Jew-so
ReplyDeleteCrazy?
The extra R stand for "Really bad name"
ReplyDeleteOther names they could have made with the same letters:
ReplyDeleteDeep Forces
Cop Feeders
Corpse Feed
Reefed Cops
Feces Doper
then he could complain about getting fired, while Big Show said the same kind of joke, about 10 years earlier, during a totally different Non PG era.
ReplyDeletespeed force
ReplyDeleteTheir manager would have to look like Sammy Davis Jr. to pull that off.
ReplyDeleteAs Cena said, the extra R stood for rectum.
ReplyDeleteSee! It's funny because it means poopy!
Good lord, Speed Force is an awful name.
ReplyDeleteIf by "it" you mean senility then I agree.
ReplyDeleteNow, we take......speed.....
ReplyDeleteFirst 10 minutes were good, then it got Payback Shield vs Evolution ME uncomfortable in its last few minutes.
ReplyDeleteI forgot how awful Carlito's original name was. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteOk, I would just do an Electric Company ripoff with Speed Force. They can do a silhouette opening where Kofi says "Speed!", Big E says "Force!" then "Speed Force!" They could entertain us in the ring and educate us with their own show on the network. I want this.
ReplyDeleteBoogie Nights = A Lot of Cokeheads Fucking.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was wrong with Evolution and Shield at Payback?
ReplyDeleteI only remember the time he called Kaientai "goofs".
ReplyDeleteAnd a whole flight of stairs up from XPW.
ReplyDeleteRiiight... gooFs..... *wink wink, nudge nudge*
ReplyDeleteForce Speed
ReplyDeleteNothing aside from the passion of Roman Reigns sequence.
ReplyDeleteHe sold for our sins!!
ReplyDelete"Unblowuppable is a term that gets thrown around a lot these days"
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force is only a cool name if they come out on roller blades going very fast.
ReplyDeleteI think WWE needs to put together a group of wrestlers who look and act like a Leave it to Beaver family out of the 1950s and call the stable "The Smeldricksons."
ReplyDelete"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times! Stupid monkeys!!"
ReplyDeleteSpeed 2 = Shit Sandwich
ReplyDeleteHell just move it to Arbor Day.
ReplyDeleteHa, speed force!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Ryan Shamrock!
ReplyDeleteI'm taking 6 kids to the Bridgeport house show on Sunday for my son's birthday. Yay me! I can't believe they're getting $106 for floor seats to a show headlined by Cena/Rollins street fight. (I didn't get those)
ReplyDeleteSo 6 extra people will cheer for Cena, thus he will not turn heel! YOU ARE A POISON!!!! *ahem*
ReplyDelete"The Kofi Kingston/Big E/Xavier Woods trio will be known as "Speed Force."
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that's awful.
SURVEY TIME!!
ReplyDeleteNow did you come here to see the dubbadubbaE? OR . . or did you come here to see Speed Force!! Another win for the black guys!!!
When I first read about their faction being called "The Smart Athletic Friends," I thought WWE might be doing something deep, like a social commentary of sorts. The smart part would be a play on Chris Rock's bit when people call an African American "well spoken." The athletic part would be a play on how many sports announcers refer to black athletes as "athletic," code for "he's not as cerebral as a white athlete but he sure can run fast and jump high."
ReplyDeleteThen I read about how one of their pairings will be called "Speed Force." Speed. Force. Then, I realized they've already given Aurora an internship in the creative department.
Rumor has it that Nikki vs. Brie will be a Hell in a Cell match.
ReplyDeleteKeep it clean!
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force isn't the DUMBEST name they could have, I guess... at least it's not "Team Speed Force." Two guys have speed, one guy has force... it's dumb, but it could be worse. Reminds me of Strike Force. Or something they would add to the name of a season of Power Rangers.
ReplyDeleteIf they came out in Power Ranger gear that would be awesome.
Kofi "Feces Doper" Kingston.
ReplyDeleteNah, my son crossed over from Cena to CM Punk after MITB '11 and has at least 10 different t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteThere's a $45 difference between Row 5 and Row 6 on the floor. Crazy.
The "Tickets starting at $15" is BS. The cheapest were $25 with fees and that's direct in person at the box office.
Killer Jews would work. Just do the Killer Bees with yarmulkes.
ReplyDeleteSo who makes your favorite potato salad? I'll go first.
ReplyDeleteMY WIFE'S UNCLE!!!
Speed Force.
ReplyDeleteThe 7 year statute of limitations has passed on the Beaver Cleavage gimmick, why not give it another go? Smeldrickson lends itself real easily to a chant, too.
ReplyDeleteWhat if they WERE a corporation, but just *pretended* to be a ministry? I think wrestling is long overdue for a Scientology gimmick.
ReplyDeleteIt's really the only way they can resolve that blood feud.
ReplyDeleteAnd they claim they don't cater to smarks...
ReplyDelete...a VICTORY road...
ReplyDeleteInternship? She's runnin' things now!
ReplyDeleteWhy do think the Bellas have such a prominent spot in the show right now? They're like Aurora's real-life Barbie dolls!
Doesn't Xavier Woods already have an outfit like that?
ReplyDeleteMornin' Spud!
ReplyDeleteI'm really trying to understand how the name relates to those 3 wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteLoser of the match changes their name and gets a face lift.
ReplyDeleteBig E should just quit. Go get a job as a high school teacher at a GOOD school. Really masks a difference in someone's life. Fuck this Speed Force bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThey missed the boat on the obvious Big E/Mark Henry team.
ReplyDeleteThey could have called them Speed Force.
ReplyDeleteKofi = SPEED! Big E = FORCE! Xavier Woords = erm, came up with the name?
ReplyDeleteDanimalCrossing: Are you saying "Speed Force" like Peter Griffin says "Road House"?
ReplyDeleteBlack Power.
ReplyDeleteDid you guys think that "Power & Glory" was an absurdly horrible name too? Or does the "&" make all of the difference in the world?
ReplyDeleteKofi is more know for his agility than his speed. Agility Force Squad.
ReplyDeleteSpeed Force.
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