NXT
Date:
September 25, 2014
Location:
Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators:
Jason Albert, Renee Young, Rich Brennan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
The
seeds are being planted for the big showdown of Neville vs. Zayn but
they seem to be doing a very slow build. Tonight we get one of the
roadblocks out of the way as Tyson Kidd is getting his FINAL title
shot at Adrian Neville. Their first two matches have been solid so
this one should be entertaining well. We're also getting the Lucha
Dragons defending against the Ascension. Let's get to it.
Opening
sequence.
Mojo
Rawley vs. Bull Dempsey
The
brawl starts in the aisle before Mojo hammers him into the ring for
the opening bell. Dempsey runs him over and a top rope headbutt ends
Mojo in 46 seconds.
Video
on Baron Corbin, talking about being a different breed while getting
on a motorcycle. Cool stuff.
Tyler
Breeze comes to the ring as Mojo is leaving so Breeze beats him up
too.
Tyler
Breeze vs. Justin Gabriel
Justin
gets stomped down in the corner to start but goes after Tyler's knee.
He slams Breeze face first into the mat for two but stops for a
dance. A kick to the chest gets two but he has to bail out of the
450. Instead a STO and springboard splash get two for Justin but he
misses the 450, allowing Breeze to finish him with the Beauty Shot at
3:58.
Rating:
D+. There was a nice story to
this one as the veteran Gabriel underestimated Breeze and got caught
when Breeze took everything he had. Breeze has gotten way better
than I ever thought he would and Gabriel is good enough to make
anyone look good. The action wasn't great but it told a good story.
Natalya
asks Regal for one more shot for Kidd. Regal grants it but this is
his LAST shot. I believe this was already advertised.
Alexa
Bliss vs. Bayley
Bayley
takes her into the corner to start but gets caught in a sunset flip
for two. Bliss flips her down and Bayley is so impressed that she
high fives Alexa. Bayley cranks on an armbar but Bliss tries to roll
out, only to have Bayley roll with her in a nice counter. Back up
and Bliss misses a standing moonsault before walking into the Belly
to Bayley for the pin at 3:21.
Rating:
C-. This was more fun from the
NXT girls with Bliss having the perfect smile to go with the flips
and Bayley being as adorable as is humanly possible. The wrestling
wasn't much again but this was more for an athletic display than
anything else. Bayley getting a clean win should help bring her back
up.
Post
match Bayley calls out Charlotte and says she hasn't been able to
sleep since Takeover. Her mom was there to watch her lose. Bayley
asks for one more match and the fans are WAY into the idea.
Charlotte says Bayley earned
her respect, but the second verse would be the same as the first.
The rematch is on for next week.
Enzo,
Cass and Carmella come to the Performance Center. Apparently she
lied about being Enzo's sister to get in the building which is ok
with Enzo. She wants to get in the ring but Enzo says she has to get
in shape first and start acting like a Diva. Carmella steps off
camera while Enzo gets on the treadmill and clarifies that he and
Carmella aren't a couple. She comes back on camera in a sports bra
and shorts, showing off quite the physique. Cass: “HOW YOU DOIN?”
Enzo falls off the treadmill and might have hurt himself.
Marcus
Louis vs. Enzo Amore
Louis
is doing the Kurt Angle wig with wrestling headgear to hide being
bald. Enzo talks about Louis eating pie and having a side effect.
They list off possible types of pies and call Louis SAWFT. Louis
hammers away to start and knocks Enzo to the apron, but Amore rips
off the wig. Marcus is terrified and gets rolled up at 2:37.
Kidd
says he'll get his own title shot and says he has all the power in
the title match.
Tag
Team Titles: Lucha Dragons vs. Ascension
Ascension
is challenging. Konnor runs over Cara to start but Kalisto
springboards in to take Konnor down. Off to Viktor who hammers
Kalisto in the corner but gives up a tag to Cara. Sin headscissors
Viktor down and powerbombs Kalisto into a moonsault for two. Back to
Konnor for a hard headlock on Kalisto before throwing him around for
two more. Viktor comes in and cranks on a chinlock as we take a
break.
Back
with Konnor launching Kalisto across the ring before putting on a
chinlock. An over the shoulder backbreaker/middle rope elbow combo
gets two on Kalisto and it's back to the reverse chinlock. Konnor
runs him over for two and puts on a bodyscissors to keep Kalisto in
trouble. Back to Viktor for a hard uppercut but Kalisto slips over
the back to escape a slam and there's the hot tag to Cara. Ascension
actually cleans house but here's Hideo Itami for a distraction.
Kalisto pops back up for the Salida Del Sol and the pin on Viktor at
10:23.
Rating:
C+. This was the usual power
vs. speed at this point but the announcers made it clear that Itami
was coming in the entire time. I'm kind of glad they got rid of the
rematch so we don't have it hanging over us the entire time. That
being said, do we really need Itami doing the WWE finish in NXT?
Really?
Overall
Rating: C+. Pretty basic
episode of NXT here with all of the action working well enough and
the stories all advancing. They're getting good at the week to week
booking again with stuff like the Kidd vs. Neville match coming at
some point and the Women's Title match next week. Good stuff again
this week with the promotion getting back to the way it works best.
Results
Bull
Dempsey b. Mojo Rawley – Top rope headbutt
Tyler
Breeze b. Justin Gabriel – Beauty Shot
Bayley
b. Alexa Bliss – Belly to Bayley
Enzo
Amore b. Marcus Louis – Rollup
Lucha
Dragons b. Ascension – Salida Del Sol to Viktor
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*Mike Graham headshake*
ReplyDeleteTNA had one job. Put Jeff Jarrett over. They did a swell job of it. And now with Jarrett gone they will die as they have no further reason to exist.
ReplyDeleteNever change smarks.
ReplyDeleteHe's the British Bulldog. The tights are half the gimmick. After this, he was literally just some guy in some jeans.
ReplyDeleteI'm having a hell of a time remembering the name Hideo Itami. Not gonna make it to the main roster with that name. Finn Balor isn't bad but it sounds like a Game of Thrones character. I shudder to think what they cook up for Steen
ReplyDeleteRemember that the talent gets a ton of input on what there new name is, I'm sure Steen will pick something fine.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, who wrote this.
ReplyDeleteOr DDP Yoga! Why don't you guys like my posts!? Come on! I talked to Roger Ebert once!
ReplyDeleteJesus did Mojo shit in Triple H's bag or something.
ReplyDeleteThere was some crazy Irish smark dude on Facebook that was freaking the fuck out over that name and personally wishing death upon Vince McMahon for it. The irony of an Irish person laying a curse on a guy named "Vincent McMahon" for disrespecting Irish culture was not lost on me.
ReplyDeleteHe shit in the ring once a week and people got sick of cleaning it up.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Mojo's fucking terrible. But they seemed REALLY high on him before. I can't remember a true burial like this off the top of my head.
ReplyDeleteThe denim wasn't helping his credibility.
ReplyDeleteSteen= "Le Fat Deuce"
ReplyDeleteVincent KENNEDY McMahon.
ReplyDeletethat's often the problem with them picking out someone and pushing him to the moon. it's not the eighties (or even the nineties) anymore. a large percentage of the fanbase will grow tired of that megapush much faster.
ReplyDelete(Crumples up E-mail to Scott about Benoit being a work)
ReplyDeleteI also think one of the things that made his "journey" so worthwhile and interesting was that we really get to see him develop and take one step after another. it was pretty much the modern equivalent to the rise of Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart.
ReplyDeletealthough poor Rey was just a case of "wrong place, wrong time". the crowd at the Rumble would have booed anyone other than Bryan as the #30.
ReplyDeleteExactly. The only more Irish name I can think of is... Well... Sheamus.
ReplyDeleteBig E.
ReplyDeleteThe video package leading into this match might be the most amateurish thing I've seen from WWF/E post-1997.
ReplyDeleteI not gonna bash the question because I was just thinking they need to have him get destroyed and go away for a while. Get pildriven on cinderblocks or something, then this happens. But its definitely a real injury
ReplyDeleteYup, agreed. In the context of the storyline, Vince winning was basically a "fuck you" to HHH from Vince and Austin. He gave it up immediately and it helped keep the angles going.
ReplyDeleteVery true, although Rey also got booed at the post mania Raw, and he got booed back at MitB 2011 too (I was just rewatching it). He definitely doesn't get it as bad as the others though.
ReplyDeleteWeird how I just was at that taping two weeks ago and here I am at the next taping tonight already.
ReplyDeleteThey DESPERATELY need to shake things up. Heck, have Bischoff come in and be the evil boss. Throw money at Punk. SOMETHING.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but who else would you have slotted into that match? Undertaker was injured, and Jericho had just come into the promotion and was already disliked backstage.
ReplyDeleteThere really wasn't another choice for a sixth man, even if he does stick out. And I imagine a five-man match would be awful to choreograph (WWE has enough trouble with 3 man matches).
Here's a like Otter, I mean, Pumpkin Kitten.
ReplyDeletewhen Vince said "the only way I will step down is when I die"
ReplyDeleteNov 98 when everyone thought Vince was stepping down for Shane. Don't forget that he ended the promo by calling the fans @$$holes
Because Vince had range of motion.
ReplyDeleteThe other day someone was talking about how Jarrett was only in the WCW title picture for about four months... April to July 2000. And while that's true, I could've sworn Jarrett was champion for three years because that's how boring his time as a WCW main eventer was.
ReplyDeleteCut to TNA when he actually IS champion for three years... and people wonder why people never got into TNA.
Vinnie Mac is a one-of-a-kind. Tons of people have ran rasslin companies but he's the only guy to make boatloads of money from it. No one can fill his shoes, at best, maybe they can sustain what he built.
ReplyDelete10/10 post out of you sir
ReplyDeleteNumerous reasons, but I'm pretty sure this has to be a gimmick at this point
ReplyDeleteRusso didn't just give it up, he had to because Goldberg concussed the shit out of him, otherwise he probably would've held it till Starcade bc he's an egotistical fuck from day one bro
ReplyDeleteMeltzer reported that the trainers in NXT were raving about his house show matches
ReplyDeleteHe has gotten worse
ReplyDeletePoor Gabriel, he deserves to be on TV.
ReplyDeleteHe has been tearing it up on Superstars with Sin Cara and I guess had a great match against Kofi at the Smackdown tapings for either Main Event or Superstars
Gabriel is amazing. Seen do many good house show matches from him throughout FCW/NXT . His accent hurts him a lot sadly.
ReplyDeleteBecause Vince wasn't one basic move from crippling injury or death?
ReplyDeleteboy do I miss Mont Brown
ReplyDeletePOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCEEEEuh.... PERIOD
Who was it who tried to say how the finish of Brock/Cen at NOC was going to add another layer to the feud? They were wrong and the camera angle of Cena screaming no while looking at Rollins heading up the ramp told me that Cena/Lesnar was not happening at HIAC
ReplyDeleteIt's a very serious (and extremely painful) issue with hernias sometimes, hence why I don't begrudge the guy a bit. That shit's no joke.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Weird Al left that one out of "Living With A Hernia." I mean, he included Epigastric for crying out loud!
ReplyDelete"You see, I was telling a story bro, and that story was that I was the little guy who had no BUSINESS holding the title, and people were going to pay to see me get my ass kicked until Starccade when I would finally put over Goldberg HUGE and the smarks and marks would totally mark out and buy it bro."
ReplyDeleteCole might not want to sign yet either.
ReplyDeleteThey just brought in a ton of talent in NXT and no sense getting lost in the shuffle now.
There's no payoff, it's one giant rib to his family.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be the prank that finally drives both of Bret's sisters to the mental asylum.
I remember they turned him heel by having him burn a bunch of copies of Foley book
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I'm sending you a shit load of goofy emails, once my hands stop shaking from all the hot coffee I've been chugging.
ReplyDeleteWho the motherfucking flying fuck is Vince Russo to be booking anything is a better question.
ReplyDeleteVine will make it legal.
ReplyDeleteThat's a Star Wars reference. Get it?
I ain't kissing that SKANK ASS BITCH!
ReplyDeleteThis is wrestling. Everything is in play so nothing wrong with believing everything we see is a work. Doesn't mean it is but you aren't wrong to be skeptical.
ReplyDeleteI can just send you giftcards to Starbucks and you will never stop drinking coffee. Never!
ReplyDeleteYeah, because Vince winning it was so realistic...
ReplyDeleteAt least he got a promotion out of it
ReplyDeleteThere would be nothing illegal about them faking Reigns' injury.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for John Cena to call him "Thin" Balor because he's smaller than him and make fun of the "finger paint" he rubbed on himself.
ReplyDeleteI know I watched it on my ps3 earlier this month. Did they take out of the Nitro Vault listing just to fuck with people?
ReplyDeleteDear Brian Bayless,
ReplyDeleteDo you think the whole Daniel Bryan injury is fake and the truth is that they sent Daniel home because they found out him and Cena were having a gay affair and didn't want it to get out? Maybe that's why Cena isn't helping Nikki against the Authority! Maybe that's why Michael Sam didn't show up!
Sincerely,
Concerned Fan
Your father's right, I am a bum.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge.
Sorry, I LOVE that exchange
As an insight CJ Parker segments are my bathroom breaks at the taping.
ReplyDeleteI almost spit my drink out reading this
ReplyDeleteI thought the Zahorian story was crazy and the Bulldogs are assholes for abusing the guy with that drink.
ReplyDeleteOh man, at the NXT tapings going on now Bailey gave her headband to a boy in the crowd instead of a girl shattering the stays quo gender roles.
ReplyDeleteBailey and NXT are the best.
Or 1-800-YESCREDIT! (Isn't that too many letters?)
ReplyDeleteStill one of my favorite stone cold stunners. Picture perfect
ReplyDeleteIllegal? What? Guess he couldn't just look that answer up in an old Observer.
ReplyDeleteComparing WCW 00 to WWF 00 is one of the clearest demonstrations of why WCW went out of business. On one channel, you got to see some of the most exciting performers ever - on the other, Jarrett swaggering around with a title no one coud buy he would ever win in a truly competitive fight. I was watching Nitro, Thunder and Worldwide during this time, and his reign seemed to last forever...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bret is a petty asshole?
ReplyDeleteI don´t know, SurSer 99 was pretty suck. Like amongst the worst of the year, and there´s stiff competition there.
ReplyDeleteSince I haven't played off my gimmick in a while . . . I shudder at the thought of this, Cena is ewww, Bruan on the other hand . . . Well . . Yes!
ReplyDeleteReigns is absolutely 100% injured... however, I'm not too down on people thinking it's a work (or that they knew he was going to need surgery prior to Saturday night) b/c it would actually explain the
ReplyDeletenonsensical booking of Reigns defeating his PPV opponent clean as sheet 6 days prior to said PPV (on free TV no less). But then you realize that they do a lot of money losing nonsensical things and th legit injury was just a coincidence.
You can go on TV and say he's injured as part of a storyline, but you can't actually lie to investors by issuing a public statement like they did. I know it's really unlikely that, say, stock would drop as a result of Roman Reigns missing Night of Champions, but if it did and it turned out that they were lying about it, there would be a good case for fraud from the already lawsuit-happy stockholders.
ReplyDeleteHere's some money... go see a Star War.
ReplyDeleteWeirdest part for me was the Edge/Christian/Hardys tandem, fresh off their incredible ladder match, all the momentum in the world... losing to Too Cool and the Hollys. WHAAA??
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't make sense either. Any TV show or movie that used a hospital as a set would be breaking the law as well.
ReplyDeleteIf he isn't tempted to come back to go over Brock in a Mania main event and win the title he's a stubborn fool. But I don't think he should accept anything less.
ReplyDeleteI think vs Bryan with him as heel putting on a 5* 40 minute Wrestlemania classic for the ages as his real final match wouldn't be shabby either. Can play off the rumors of him leaving sure to Bryan being more over than him as well as Bryan throwing his disgust of part timers back at Punk for being a hypocrite.
ReplyDelete...damn working missing all the fun but:
ReplyDeletePrince Devitt Gets His New NXT Name
Going forward, Devitt will be known as "Finn Balor."................ha ha ha ha ha ha
I actually thought it was on their investor's site too. Well, then clearly the injury is a work.
ReplyDeleteAs noted below, I thought it was also on their corporate site, but since it's not then indeed they can lie all they want about it.
ReplyDeleteHe's got energy and charisma but he badly needs a character change and a tag partner to keep him out of singles for now.
ReplyDeleteOr Finn
ReplyDeleteI love Jericho and he's my favourite wrestler but to say he has an ego would be an understatement.
ReplyDelete"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"
ReplyDeleteBalor Finn would have been inFINNitely better..
ReplyDeleteDid you see him at the G1 Finals in front of 20,000 people? He looked like he'd performed in big arenas his whole life. Dude is definitely ready!
ReplyDeleteAlthough when they rename him Stephenson de la Richie, it will likely hurt his push.
They were way under expectations for both though. And they had to cut all sorts of jobs to make up for it too. That is not good
ReplyDeleteAnd a bit of a hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteLesnar broke his arm (twice), disposed of HBK like he was a jobber, and beat HHH in 2 out of their 3 matches together. You realize that he has to win once in a while for a feud to be credible, right?
ReplyDeleteHe also showed ass for tiny Daniel Bryan and had his legendary stable look like chumps against the Shield.
PRAY... FOR... MOJO...
ReplyDeleteKent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
ReplyDeleteI think Vince strung Bret around a bit, or at least told him what he wanted to hear and then when it didn't happen probably blamed Shawn. There's a couple of times in Bret's book where he recounts his 'I'll lose to Shawn then win the title back' plan and Vince doesn't seem behind that idea but let's Bret believe he is.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a single reason why he shouldn't still be tagging with Heath Slater.
ReplyDeleteHe was supposed to be the next Santino, except at least Santino had some wrestling skills and the ability to tell a story in the ring. Mojo's got nothing.
ReplyDeleteThat can't possibly be the final plan. That would epically stupid.
ReplyDeleteI like Justin Gabriel. His tag team with Tyson Kidd should have been given a chance. He deserves to be seen, not stuck inside a bunny costume.
ReplyDeleteWas it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?
ReplyDeleteGermans?
ReplyDeleteForget it hes rolling
ReplyDeleteLincoln abhorred slavery. His quote about saving the Union if he could without freeing a single slave was a way to appease Northern democrats by not appearing too radical. A modern equivalent would be every democrat ever shooting a gun on camera to not scare off NRA voters.
ReplyDeleteThe WWE writers aren't marks. Because Itami doesn't have a cool name (which I'd disagree with but anyway) won't prevent him from getting the call up to the main roster.
ReplyDeleteNo difference between Vince winning the WWF title and Russo winning the WCW title.
ReplyDeleteLOL
You're right a lot of times that is true, BUT often times, when someone is getting over, then the WWE gets "behind" it, often they change the character or take away from him what makes him unique or cool. Sheamus is a great example, when he was just an ass kicking face who just liked to fight, and avenged wrongs, he was mega over....then WWE got behind him......and turned him into Cena-lite because they have their image of what a face should act like.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying there should be no faces like John Cena, he obviously fills an important niche, but ALL faces shouldn't be like John Cena....and the faces who aren't....like the Shield, or what Sheamus was..or what Orton was, get very popular.
It can't be a coincidence that Bischoff was fired from WCW and then Vince wins the WWF title less than a week later. I always saw that as Vince booking himself as the "champion" of the Monday Night Wars and thus getting a belt to match.
ReplyDeleteI actually like the 'Finn Balor' name for that very reason. Game Of Thrones has loads of awesome-sounding character names.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Bret admit to being unfaithful in his book? Why would he continue holding on to this one particular infidelity?
ReplyDeleteExcept at that guy who made sound effects.
ReplyDeleteI think what Shawn did wrong was implying something personal on air, which is too personal and against 'the boys' code. But Bret reacted as if the wrong was accusing a stand up guy like himself of something like heating on his wife...which he has admitted to doing quite often. I don't know, nobody's ever confirmed it, but I could daily see Bret denying it just because Shawn accused him of it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, seemed to me Shawn was martyring himself instead of actually discussing what happened. There's no way he forgot everything that happened between them.
ReplyDeleteFrom that POV, it kinda makes sense. I still doubt it though.
ReplyDeleteWas Fuji around?
ReplyDeleteAlan Ruck - Captain Harrimen of the Entwrprice B ?
ReplyDeleteThis man gets it folks
ReplyDeleteHe was on a lot of drugs. Fuck if I take NyQuil I tend what I did prior to taking it. So yes when you are strung out on God knows what you do forget a lot details.
ReplyDeleteI like Jericho too but he's the double whammy of being deluded about his place in both wrestling and pop culture. He's not the rock no matter how much he thinks he is.
ReplyDeleteI just find it suspicious he can't remember *anything* that involved him being a humongous pain in the ass or worse. Some of his Kliq brethren were just as bad drug-wise yet they haven't forgotten everything. They may get mixed up at times, but Shawn acted like he had soap opera-level amnesia.
ReplyDeleteI think Shawn did turn over a new leaf in '01 and simply didn't want to bring up or dive into those old incidents.
I was watching WWF very heavily during this time and bulldog being brought back was definitely looked at as a big deal originally. You have to keep in mind that during this time they didn't parade every two bit legend out every other week like they have done with slaughter and Duggan in recent years, because most of the legends were employed by WCW. So when u had a former upper guy like Bulldog who had been with the company forever come back it felt like a big deal. People bought him as a main eventer originally. After the rock match at no mercy was when he was basically done.
ReplyDeleteSPEAK TO ME COUNT DOWN CLOCK. SPEAK TO ME LOTTERY BALL MACHINE. SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS.
ReplyDeleteDid Jessie baker's non Union Mexican equivalent write this?
ReplyDeleteThe injury was an angle to give him time off to film "The Marine 5: Let's Get Silly"
ReplyDeleteThe pedigree that DBS takes is really fucked up looking
ReplyDeleteAnother fun one. Definitely glad you arrived the purge. Anyone know who didn't? I haven't seen a QOTD in a while.
ReplyDeleteI want my title shot HHH.
ReplyDeleteReigns has not hit the over-exposure mark just yet but he's getting there. This injury is probably going to be a blessing in disguise for everyone, since it will let people miss the guy so he can come back with a fresh start with fans
ReplyDeleteHell yea. So badass
ReplyDeleteI could believe this conspiracy with some guys, but it doesn't add up with Reigns. Nobody needs match experience more than he does currently. And fans just aren't going to forget, if they 'surprise' return him at Rumble, we're still going to expect his match to suck.
ReplyDeleteI actually think Hideo Itami is a very good name. Both 'Hideo' and 'Itami' lend themselves easily to chanting ("HID-AY-O!" "IT-AH-ME!") and his theme music is badass. As long as the WWE don't get annoyed by his wrestling style, I think he has the name, the charisma, the skills and the presentation to make it.
ReplyDeleteHe was only pushed because his NFL buddy would hang out at tapings.
ReplyDeleteI predict Kevin Steen debuts as Hefty Phoenix
ReplyDeleteLOL right.
ReplyDeleteOr it had to do with the fact that the Undertaker really lived up to his "dead man" gimmick. Seriously, Lesnar looked like he was literally throwing around a corpse. Those germans with Takers dead weight looked brutal.
ReplyDeleteIt was less how Lesnar was booked, more that the feud (which very few people wanted to see) dragged for three matches. And yeah, extending it past one match meant HHH had to win at some point - so he chooses Mania to go over. A semi-retired authority figure going over one of UFC's biggest draws.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a work wrapped in a botch inside a shoot!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking anal beads or a cock ring, if it's Seth Rollins.
ReplyDeleteIf Brock ever got injured, you'd be able to buy a piece of a human spine.
I'm still laughing about this. It would be worth it just for the t-shirts.
ReplyDelete"Young 69 says, 'I just broke your ass!'"
"Beat me off if you can. Survive if I let you."
"The King Of Rings, The Anal Assassin"
etc.
Yeah, that video was really half-assed. Did nothing to explain why Kane/Show/Bulldog/Rock were included in the match. The generic rock music they used is awful, too.
ReplyDeleteVince was in better shape, for one.
ReplyDeleteThat would've been Chris Hero I assume. Also Sin Cara, the original, was a flop and Kharma fizzled out quickly. Mind you Kharma was no one's fault. Would love to see her come back one day and kick the Bella Bimbos asses.
ReplyDeleteAdding Cena to the Rollins/Ambrose feud is just as bad as adding the Bellas to the Paige/AJ feud. Pure BS. Both feuds were great without the extra crap.
ReplyDeleteVroom
ReplyDeleteBeep
Honk
Ha-ha! Where was I? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze.
Don't you listen to that guy at Church?!? Captain What's-His-Name!?!
ReplyDeleteSaw him have a dark match against Tyson Kidd at a smackdown a few years ago and they tore it up. Gabriel seems like he'd be a great fit for a rockers like tag team with someone. Maybe kofi.
ReplyDeleteVince is the most important man in wrestling history so i have no problem with him as champ. Russo though, not even close
ReplyDeleteIf Vince were to die, do you think there's a chance Shane would return to be CEO, but purely on a corporate basis (as he's got bona fide business experience), leaving the creative and day-to-day stuff to his sister and brother-in-law?
ReplyDeleteKharma was delusional, and Chris Hero was lazy. Sin Cara, yeah, that one is tough.
ReplyDeleteRemember, she's the one who was pitching the Rock/Cena feud as a "Twilight" "Team Jacob/Team Edward" thing.
ReplyDeleteThis will never not be funny. If she wasn't the Billion Dollar Princess, she probably would have been shown the door after Miami booed Cena out of the arena.
It does make you wonder who will have ultimate power, though: HHH or Steph? And if it IS Steph, will HHH stand up to her if she's wrong? I mean, how has he not taken her aside and said "honey, this Bellas angle is the drizzling shits"?
ReplyDeleteTammy Sytch also claimed it happened when she confronted Bret at an autograph show a few years ago, saying "isn't my pussy good enough for you anymore?" amongst other gems.
ReplyDeleteExcellent NXT name banter
ReplyDeleteRusso booked him strong initially but he was lost, like most of the midcard, after he left
ReplyDeleteRusso leaving really messed up the midcard plans
ReplyDeleteChris Hero looked he'd been mainlining sugar.
ReplyDeleteHe better have the Eye of Balor as his finisher.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm a mythology mark, so I think the whole deal is pretty cool. Sheamus as a Tuatha de Danann vs. the Formorian Finn.