Fucking insane they suspended him for THAT. But at this point, it's his own fault for sticking with them, he cashed his checks, let him stew for 3 weeks. Could have broke away and done the Grantland thing on his own
I volunteered to work at their Lockdown Fanfest and I had to take care of DJ Z. The Bro Mans were next to him during the whole time and they were all so hilarious to each other. Seem like real bros in real life.
i agree with what he said and more people will hear what he said now that he's suspended. He should do the adam carolla thing and make his own pirate ship
Just the same I would buy you a Brazilian Coca-Cola or something. We have Mexican Coke here in Texas and it taste a little different than regular Coke. I do not endorse alcoholic beverages.
The wrestling has been perfectly decent, and that MVP-Low Ki match was good. but there's just no energy to anything. Maybe everyone's just burned out because its week 8793 of the taping cycle.
Remember when they repackaged him and it was serious vignettes about how he had to save the carnival so his family wouldn't be ashamed of him? Completely abandoned and now they're all just goofs in clown suits.
I think this thread should go up a bit earlier and just be "The Wednesday thead (also impact's on)". It might encourage people to post in it a bot more.
I haven't watched this Impact. But I must say that last weeks was better than Raw. This one wouldn't have to do much to surpass last week's borefest Raw, either.
Imagine if Anderson did his stupid "reach for the mic" bit, and instead of the mic someone just threw a light standard from the rafters straight at his head. That'd be awesome.
Gabe Saposkly poked fun of WWE's production values. Has he seen Evolve? The arena, setup, and production values are a huge eyesore. The place looks like some underground fightclub in the roughest section of New York.
This time last year, Magnus was the most improved wrestler in TNA and one of the most in north america, and was on a fast track to the world title. Then he jobbed said title to Eric Young and he's barely worked even 5 matches since then.
I thought he'd posted that because Anderson was on the screen and he looks like a mouldy butternut squash. In fact I was thinking exactly that when he posted it, which is why I upvoted him.
Lol @ bill Simmons. Good fuck him
ReplyDeleteYo this movie escape plan is pretty fucking sweet for a dumb ass action flick
ReplyDeletecool story bro
ReplyDeleteThe fake dougie or the real one?
ReplyDeleteI can't stand him, but ESPN is making themselves look bought and paid for by the NFL
ReplyDeleteWhat happened?
ReplyDeleteSuspended by ESPN for calling roger goddell a liar.
ReplyDeleteYeah but honestly I've had enough of Simmons. I love how he dared ESPN to suspend him and then they did.
ReplyDeleteIf it was anyone else that would upset me.
ReplyDeleteFucking insane they suspended him for THAT. But at this point, it's his own fault for sticking with them, he cashed his checks, let him stew for 3 weeks. Could have broke away and done the Grantland thing on his own
ReplyDeleteThey can't just do an 8 man tournament?
ReplyDeleteHeh, I just realized it was Bobby vs Bobby.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I could name 8 people that work for TNA.
ReplyDeleteJeremy is putting on some weight it seems.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit it's the building they used to do Raw in.
ReplyDeleteSeems like over the past few months they've suspended just about everyone.
ReplyDeleteWelcome everyone to Wednesday Night Impact!
ReplyDeleteReally? Weren't those tapings in July?
ReplyDeleteThis is as good as PAC Man Jones theme.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell I watch a lot of TNA.
ReplyDeleteAugust now.
ReplyDeleteThat's the first time I really heard MVP's theme, I kind of like it.
ReplyDeleteNice MVP vignette. Felt like a Nike commercial
ReplyDeleteHe did the vocals himself in fine wrestling tradition.
ReplyDeletethe fuck is Lo Ki wearing
ReplyDeleteAll we need is Magnus, and we'd have ourselves a Power Ranger match.
ReplyDeleteWCW1987 still missing from last week?
ReplyDeleteHe quit, looks like he's keeping his word this time.
ReplyDeleteWho cares? A douche is a douche is a douche.
ReplyDeleteGonna be a slow thread tonight without him.
ReplyDeleteSomeone better give a mid air super kick.
ReplyDeleteThe graphics for raw were terrible in that era.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he borrowed Manik's new blue outfit.
ReplyDeleteWWE should do that more often, give guys in a tournament little videos about why they want to win.
ReplyDeleteThese guys look they are going on a diving expedition.
ReplyDeleteAnother honest, not-as-knowledgeable-as-you-guys question. I didn't really watch when MVP was in WWE. Is there a reason he's no longer with them?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to work in japan and he knew he was never going to go further in WWE than he already had.
ReplyDeleteHe's an expendable mediocre worker.
ReplyDeleteWasn't watching either at the time, but think he felt he reached his ceiling, quit, went to Japan for awhile
ReplyDeleteI think it was because he asked for his release otherwise he was fine outside of turning into a lower mid card.
ReplyDeleteSame reason as hundreds of guys that got cut before him.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know if it was drugs or murder or something.
ReplyDeleteSecret communist?
ReplyDeleteCreative had nothing for him so he asked to be let go.
ReplyDeleteThey cut him because he's black
ReplyDeleteI knew it had to be something like that.
ReplyDeleteRACIST!
ReplyDeleteHis felony was before he started wrestling. He's been pretty clean ever since.
ReplyDeleteWell, he WAS in prison...
ReplyDelete"I want to win so that I can always get strange looks when I pass through the metal detector at the airport."
ReplyDeleteHE PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY!
ReplyDeleteOfficially, society's bitch again. First day of working in 7 months.
ReplyDeleteHe quit to go to Japan
ReplyDeleteAnd he refused to dance.
ReplyDeleteWell, ESPN is bought and paid for by the NFL.
ReplyDeleteThat Ball In set up wasn't a dance?
ReplyDeleteI'd call it showboating more than dancing.
ReplyDelete:: Sigh ::
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke Lax...
ReplyDeleteThis match isn't completely disagreeable.
ReplyDeleteGood opening match.
ReplyDeleteWTF does that even mean
ReplyDeleteNot bad.
ReplyDeleteSo pretty good?
ReplyDeleteI've playing Street Fighter II, and goddamn, Ryu gives me the fucking fits. Between the Fireballs and the Dragon Punches, I want to tear my hair out.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have an old video game foe (fighting or otherwise) that just gave you all sorts of trouble?
Um, I don't know. I'd say not bad before pretty good.
ReplyDeleteJessie is breaking the 4th wall in fine style tonight,
ReplyDeletePoints for acknowledging the camera
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny
ReplyDeleteThe Bro Mans have won me over.
ReplyDeleteI'm really surprised Abyss is still with TNA
ReplyDeleteSub-Zero.
ReplyDeleteMr. Anderson is the wrong guy to put in these ads.
ReplyDeleteEvening. Today's my birthday.
ReplyDeleteI volunteered to work at their Lockdown Fanfest and I had to take care of DJ Z. The Bro Mans were next to him during the whole time and they were all so hilarious to each other. Seem like real bros in real life.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a million times more effective than those "Truth" ads.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU
ReplyDeleteFuck you too.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteGet off this stupid blog and go get laid.
ReplyDeleteThe irony of a company that employs Chris Broussard and Skip Bayless enforcing "journalistic integrity" gives me a nice, hearty laugh.
ReplyDeleteI was with my girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteBe a good bro and send some money on his paypal account so he can get an escort. You just got a job, bro, so no excuses.
ReplyDeleteHelluva welcome on your birthday by CO Jones.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
i agree with what he said and more people will hear what he said now that he's suspended. He should do the adam carolla thing and make his own pirate ship
ReplyDeleteHello. Hola. Bonjour. Hallo. Ni hao. Ciao. Hujambo.
ReplyDeleteje ne sais quoi
ReplyDeleteSadly, Brazil's currency might be worth than America's now.
ReplyDeleteThose are greetings in various languages.
ReplyDeleteQu'est-ce que c'est?
ReplyDeleteEvening Stranger.
ReplyDeletes'il vous plaît me lécher les testicules
ReplyDeleteUhhhh.....non.
ReplyDeleterofl!!!
ReplyDeleteespn wants to have people give their opinion, but when that opinion is against what espn is for, they suspend them
ReplyDeleteUgh, Microsoft found out that my Office was a fraud one and I cannot remember what hacking device I used.
ReplyDeletehbd
ReplyDeleteYou? Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteGrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons got a longer suspension than what Ray Rice initially got. That's some bullshit right there.
ReplyDeleteWay to work the cheap heat Robbie.
ReplyDeleteI have a birthday Saturday, Kid. What's the legal drinking age in Brasil?
ReplyDeleteBlack-ish is on!
ReplyDeletewhat son what?
ReplyDeleteRobbie keeps getting thrown into random matches with Wrestle-1 guys.
ReplyDeleteI've seen enough of those on Facebook over the course of time. Internet short hand is just a pet peeve. Nothing personal.
ReplyDelete18, I can drink now.
ReplyDeleteSimmons wants to go in on Goddell but he constantly dodged the emails about journalist being in the tank for the NFL
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons got three times the suspension Stephen A. "Yeah, but ladies should remember not to make their man hit them" Smith got.
ReplyDeleteyou old
ReplyDeleteJust the same I would buy you a Brazilian Coca-Cola or something. We have Mexican Coke here in Texas and it taste a little different than regular Coke. I do not endorse alcoholic beverages.
ReplyDeleteno spoilers. going to watch it when I get home.
ReplyDeleteThat Suicide in the crowd looks like he's sleeping.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked Fishburne didn't cash on more on The Matrix
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I rarely drink.
ReplyDeleteWha..? But I....you just....you can't.....
ReplyDeleteI've got a ton of nieces on my facebook. I swear to God they have their own language. I just learned to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteThat guy in the blue shirt looked really impressed. Lol.
ReplyDeleteThree minutes in and it's already better than every new comedy that premiered last season.
ReplyDeleteThat was a perfectly competent match but it wasn't interesting in the slightest.
ReplyDeleteShit, except The Goldbergs. The Goldbergs is tight.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I actually like it so far a lot.
ReplyDeleteSpud robbed a 6yr old kid of his Easter Sunday suit.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked that that was a Gold Rush match.
ReplyDeleteHe's been doing that for the past 6 months,
ReplyDeleteThe Bunny is coming for that ass, in vengeance.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now I want to see Spud face the Bunny in a match.
ReplyDeleteThe Goldbergs was a great series.
ReplyDeleteI never noticed that that Taco Bell advert got in a dig at the McMuffin. Lowest common denominator fast food is serious business.
ReplyDeleteSaw the pilot a couple weeks ago, it's better than one would think.
ReplyDelete"The year's first new crowd pleaser"......did the guy doing bullshit press for This is Where I leave You forget we're nearly to October?
ReplyDeleteAnd they still have no matches scheduled.
ReplyDeleteSpud is on the verge for a face turn.
ReplyDeleteOk, that was a funny tease.
ReplyDeleteAries seems to be enjoying himself.
ReplyDeleteFlair in the crowd again.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed of Knox as well.
ReplyDeleteWhere was this Knox in WWE?
ReplyDeleteThis has been a dreadfully dull show so far.
ReplyDeleteWe need WWF 1987 here.
ReplyDeleteDid you carry on posting on the super sensitive TNA blogs?
ReplyDeleteI've enjoyed it so far. No 20 minute promos, just wrestling and short backstage segments. I can't complain at all.
ReplyDeleteI think I did, I thought more people would show up, I guess I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteThe wrestling has been perfectly decent, and that MVP-Low Ki match was good. but there's just no energy to anything. Maybe everyone's just burned out because its week 8793 of the taping cycle.
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be the match of Knox's career.
ReplyDeleteI actually wanted Knox to win this one.
ReplyDeleteAries is still a great worker, but he's completely stale. He needs to freshen up somehow. Maybe shave off the beard.
ReplyDeleteThey need to give him something to do.
ReplyDeleteI had a buddy over the last hour who is a casual WWE fan and boy was it embarrassing trying to describe Knux.
ReplyDeleteTry explaining Adam Rose and the Bunny as his tag team partner.
ReplyDeleteSo Abeyance ran off seven straight uninterrupted posts.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
What about Rebel?
ReplyDeleteMy apologies.
ReplyDeleteRemember when they repackaged him and it was serious vignettes about how he had to save the carnival so his family wouldn't be ashamed of him? Completely abandoned and now they're all just goofs in clown suits.
ReplyDeleteHe thankfully wasn't over for Raw.
ReplyDeleteNone necessary. Just noting a rarity outside of Jobber's late night solo rantings.
ReplyDeleteIt has happened. I'm not proud of it.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were going to be heels honestly.
ReplyDeleteGO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere Parallax!?!
ReplyDeleteI think this thread should go up a bit earlier and just be "The Wednesday thead (also impact's on)". It might encourage people to post in it a bot more.
ReplyDeleteHe was here earlier.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. This is brutal. I'm drunk and not even entertained.
ReplyDeleteAnyone saw NJPW destruction? Is it worth a look?
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched this Impact. But I must say that last weeks was better than Raw. This one wouldn't have to do much to surpass last week's borefest Raw, either.
ReplyDeleteI was going to screenshot and post that... but I'm lazy
ReplyDeletePast 2 night have been slower than usual.
ReplyDeleteI will discuss it with Brian "I own Wednesday's" Bayless. It might be pretty easy to convince him.
ReplyDelete:: Pops in like that State Farm Guy ::
ReplyDeleteImagine if Anderson did his stupid "reach for the mic" bit, and instead of the mic someone just threw a light standard from the rafters straight at his head. That'd be awesome.
ReplyDelete<<< Better than you :-)
ReplyDeleteGabe Saposkly poked fun of WWE's production values. Has he seen Evolve? The arena, setup, and production values are a huge eyesore. The place looks like some underground fightclub in the roughest section of New York.
ReplyDeleteBUTTERNUT SQUASH!
ReplyDeleteWhat motivates Mr. Kennedy to die his hair? Does he binge watch a bunch of baseball games from 1998 randomly and decide "Yep, back to the Salon!"
ReplyDeleteROH also has bad production values, PWG's venue is small but great.
ReplyDeleteI was going to watch Evolve 35. I saw the arena and there was no way I was watching that show. The place was a complete dump.
ReplyDeleteI love that shit. Especially when it's been loaded with butter melted all in there.
ReplyDeleteThis time last year, Magnus was the most improved wrestler in TNA and one of the most in north america, and was on a fast track to the world title. Then he jobbed said title to Eric Young and he's barely worked even 5 matches since then.
ReplyDeleteHey, I watched wrestling shows on TV that took place at a fairground.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Gabe? Everyone praises his 2004-2008 work.
ReplyDeleteFeels so good to here this theme again though.
ReplyDelete"Like a good franchise player Parallax is there"
ReplyDeleteGabe Sapolsky is a fat piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteWearing khakis.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to look as awful as possible.
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteAnderson shouldn't be in that.
ReplyDeleteAnd TNA acts like he never was champion. Newer viewers would never know he had a title reign.
ReplyDeleteIn their defense, that was a pretty terrible reign.
ReplyDeleteWWE in 2008 was such an incredible year. Then, they flushed all the momentum down the toilet at and then after WM 25.
ReplyDeleteI thought he'd posted that because Anderson was on the screen and he looks like a mouldy butternut squash. In fact I was thinking exactly that when he posted it, which is why I upvoted him.
ReplyDeleteVery true.
ReplyDeleteBleached hair, goatee and steroid-induced veins coming out of your flesh.
ReplyDeleteThe last best year for me, haven't realized how good it was until just recently.
ReplyDeleteRaw, SD, and ECW all had separate rosters and all were having great shows weekly
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of the actual butternut squash, so it made me think that Parallax was excited to eat dinner.
ReplyDeleteJake from State Farm wears khakis. But I guess that's a different commercial.
ReplyDeleteI legit watched 12 hours of wrestling a week then.
ReplyDeleteWe had a blood feud, a chase, lots of twist and turns, shocking title reigns and returns. Very fun year, even the PPV themes were good.
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