by Logan Scisco
-We have a change
in the commentary team as Shane McMahon and Jim Cornette are given the
responsibilities for tonight’s show, which is taped from Sacramento,
California. During this time the company
had Shane commentating on Sunday Night Heat.
He was not very good at it, though.
Ross and Lawler are not here because they were working on Jim Carey’s
film Man on the Moon.
-The Rock comes
down to the ring, where Vince McMahon is standing with Ken Shamrock and
Mankind. Kane and the Undertaker guard
the entrance as McMahon announces that WWF Champion Steve Austin and a partner
of his choice will face them later in the show.
McMahon books the Rock, Shamrock, and Mankind to face each other in a
number one contender’s match so that they do not team with Austin later in the
evening, which is a nice twist. There’s
some great humor here, as McMahon reminds Shamrock that he is the World’s Most
Dangerous Man, hypes the Rock as a future “People’s Champion,” and then puts
his arm around Mankind and says “nevermind.”
The winner of the number one contender’s match will face the winner of
the Breakdown main event on next week’s RAW, where McMahon will be the guest
ring announcer. Another solid promo by
McMahon that saw him play the roster’s top players like a fiddle.
-Jeff Jarrett
nailing the Road Dogg with a guitar on last week’s show is the Penzoil Rewind
segment.
-Opening Contest: “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn beats “Double J” Jeff
Jarrett with a neckbreaker at 7:30:
Since the Road Dogg was hit in the throat last week and
cannot speak they have Gunn read the New Age Outlaws introduction off of cue
cards. This match goes smoothly until we
get a weak referee bump at the seven minute mark. The referee gets his senses quickly enough to
prevent Jarrett from using the guitar and that distraction enables Gunn to
win. Rating: ** ¼ (2 for 2)
-Michael Cole
catches up with Vince McMahon backstage as he is talking with Ed Ferrara. McMahon tells Cole that he has no idea who
will be Austin’s tag team partner tonight and doesn’t care.
-WWF Champion Steve
Austin comes out and says that he does not expect any help tonight. He figures that since the Breakdown main
event is a de facto handicap match he might as well get started early tonight. Just a filler promo. 2 for
3
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been hyping this forever. I guess those
Triple H posters were not hot items.
-The Oddities come
out and dance with the Headbangers in the ring, but the Headbangers turn heel by
spraying Kurrgan in the face with an aerosol can, rip up Golga’s Cartman doll,
and beat down the rest of the gang.
-Cole interviews the
Undertaker and Kane and the Undertaker promises that he or Kane will win the
WWF title at Breakdown.
-WWF Women’s
Championship Match: Jacqueline (w/Marc
Mero) beats Sable after Mero trips Sable on a suplex attempt at 2:51:
Since these two-thirds of the division (Luna is the other
competitor) we do not even need the illusion of a tournament and the winner of
this will be the first women’s champion since Alundra Blayze left with the title
at the end of 1995. The not yet named
Tori is shown in the audience trying to get the crowd behind Sable before the
match begins and this is not the squash that took place on last week’s
show. Mero bumps off the apron during
Sable’s comeback, thereby continuing his depush, but when Sable tries to suplex
Jacqueline back into the ring, Mero does the trip and hold trick and Jacqueline
becomes the first women’s champion of the Attitude Era.
-Kane & The
Undertaker beat Stone Cold” Steve Austin & “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn when the
Undertaker pins Gunn after a chokeslam at 8:35:
No Savio Vega? McMahon
is incensed that Gunn walks out as Austin’s partner and blames Pat Patterson
and Gerald Brisco for not taking care of business. Seeing McMahon freak out as if Gunn is the
next big superstar is pretty funny in retrospect. Unsurprisingly, Kane and the Undertaker beat
the hell out of Gunn and when all hell
breaks loose he gets caught by an Undertaker chokeslam to lose the match for
his team. After the bell, Austin takes
out the Undertaker and Kane with chairs before leaving. Standard tag here that had a lot of energy and
you can’t fault the company for trying to get a new guy a rub from these three
main eventers. Rating: *** (3 for 4)
-Southern Justice
wrestle The Disciples of Apocalypse (w/Paul Ellering) to a no contest at 2:10:
The DOA are back after being absent from RAW for the
better part of a month. It only takes
two minutes for his match to fall apart and Jarrett clocks Ellering with his
guitar. After that the match just ends,
so I am just going to consider this a no contest.
-McMahon tells Cole
backstage that he does not think Bill Gunn made a wise choice by volunteering
to be Steve Austin’s partner.
-Steven Regal is
shown shaving in the woods.
-No
Disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Al Snow beats Commissioner Slaughter after hitting him with Head at
6:08:
The provision of this match is that if Snow wins he gets
a job in the company, which he has been agitating for since June. For his age, Slaughter bumps really well for
Snow and the stipulation masks his inability to do a normal match. Head proves to be the key to get out of the
Cobra Clutch and a low blow allow Snow avoid a loaded boot attack and go on to
win the match. So Snow has a job now, rejoice! Rating: *** (4 for 5)
-After the bout,
Patterson and Brisco attack Snow, but Scorpio makes the save.
-The Rock talks about how he will soon be
called “the best damn WWF champion there ever was.” He says he plans to lay the smackdown on
Mankind and Ken Shamrock. I think this
guy is ready for the big time.
-Val Venis beats
Owen Hart via disqualification when Dustin Runnels interferes at 2:23:
Dustin Runnels is doing the announcing for this match and
he is still distraught over Terri sleeping with Venis. Shane and Cornette point out that he does not
need to turn the other cheek in this situation.
Owen is in dire need of a new direction after the end of his feud with
Ken Shamrock. That won’t happen here,
though, as Runnels runs in and attacks Venis.
After the bell, Venis ties Runnels in the ropes and makes him watch a
new video, where Terri tells him that Venis is a better man. This gimmick for Dustin is terrible, but he
did a good acting job here.
-European
Championship Match: X-Pac defeats D-Lo
Brown (Champion) to win the title after an X-Factor at 5:15:
These two are capable of good matches, but this ends up
as a really abbreviated display of what they can do. X-Pac’s offense carries this encounter, which
ends when D-Lo tries a nonsensical dive off the top rope that leads into an
X-Factor. This is X-Pac’s first singles
championship victory in the WWF. Rating:
** (5 for 6)
-Mankind wishes us
a nice day after explaining how he will avoid being submitted by Ken Shamrock.
-Triple Threat
Number One Contender’s Match for the WWF Championship: Ken Shamrock wrestles Mankind and The Rock to
a no contest after Kane and the Undertaker interfere at 10:55:
Two of these men lost the King of the Ring finals in 1997
and 1998, while one of them won it and in terms of WWF history, the two losers
became bigger than the winner. The crowd
continues to back the Rock, loving the People’s Elbow on Shamrock and his
mannerisms in the ring. The Rock had
good timing with Shamrock, but has several awkward exchanges with Mankind. That’s understandable because he barely worked
with Mankind up to this point. This
match does not give us a number one contender, though, as Kane and the
Undertaker walk out with McMahon and lay waste to the talent, thereby serving
as a classic McMahon double cross. It is
a shame that we get this result, but the company will fix that at Breakdown. Rating: *** (6 for 7)
-As Kane and the
Undertaker lay waste to the Rock in the ring, McMahon gets attacked by Austin
in the aisle. McMahon is not pleased
that Kane and the Undertaker did not have his back.
The Final Report Card: Although this card lacked the same
emotionally charged crowd and match quality of the previous show, it served as
a good go home show for Breakdown. While
you have Austin, the Undertaker, and Kane fighting each other at the top of the
card, the company is also building the Rock, Ken Shamrock, and Mankind in the
upper midcard. The only thing that is a
mess is the tag division, as those belts are on the New Age Outlaws and there
is a lack of credible teams to face them.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.0 (vs. 3.9 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
It's so weird how they kept seemingly changing their minds with Billy Gunn. This match here where he gets squashed, he wins KOTR, then gets humiliated by the Rock in 1999... Then in 2000, he wins a title (IC I think), and immediately loses it clean to Benoit on PPV. like, DO IT, OR DON'T DO IT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yet, they seem to do that to practically EVERYONE on their roster not named John Cena, Daniel Bryan, and now Rollins and Ambrose.
ReplyDeleteJust ooooone more Heel for Austin to defend against after Summerslam would have been great.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I would have been all for the Shamrock corporate turn earlier. He didn't have a bad match with Austin on the previous RAW and that could've headlined a pay-per-view. After all, both guys had a backstory with the whole WM 13 deal.
ReplyDeleteShamrock was one of the most protected midcarders ever if not the most. I cant even remember a match where he was pinned in the ring without some kind of controversy to it.
ReplyDeleteNow I remember hom getting pinned by billy Gunn at rock bottom ppv. And even it was some kind of roll up
ReplyDeleteShane was an interesting character and had lots of fun matches but by god keep him off commentary.
ReplyDeleteYou should archive these reviews somewhere. They'd be good for a reference for which shows are good or not when the Network starts showing them.
ReplyDeleteI think they're so weird with him because some guys (Jim Ross) just worshipped him, while others (probably Kevin Dunn or something) hated him. Thus he would get chance after chance, yet also job like nuts every few months or so. SOMEBODY wanted him to be the next big thing, but then he'd fuck it up thanks to being useless, and get de-pushed.
ReplyDeleteIt took them YEARS to give up on him, and constant failed pushes.
Was Venis still a face at this point?
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