Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Stranger is back to post your evening thread. Here's what's going on tonight:
WWE Network has NXT at 9/8c with Finn Balor taking on Tyson Kidd. Supestars follows at 10/9c with The Usos vs. Slater Gator and Jack Swagger vs. Curtis Axel.
NFL Thanksgiving night game has NFC West action with Seattle (7-4) taking on San Francisco (7-4).
Only NHL action tonight is Edmonton at Nashville.
There is also early Black Friday madness, so if you have any stories on that front, please share.
WWE Network has NXT at 9/8c with Finn Balor taking on Tyson Kidd. Supestars follows at 10/9c with The Usos vs. Slater Gator and Jack Swagger vs. Curtis Axel.
NFL Thanksgiving night game has NFC West action with Seattle (7-4) taking on San Francisco (7-4).
Only NHL action tonight is Edmonton at Nashville.
There is also early Black Friday madness, so if you have any stories on that front, please share.
Or for Ferguson, Missouri, Black Monday madness. *rimshot*
ReplyDeleteTAKE IT OFF!!
ReplyDeleteJust finished watching an episode of Community where Michael K. Williams says to Magnitude after a "Pop, Pop", "You know they're laughing AT you, right?". The utter confusion on Magnitude's face is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI just returned from Walmart for the first part of their three part Black Friday sale. 10 DVD's and two triple cooker serving units for $90. DVD's included Hercules (The Rock version), Noah, Bad Grandpa, Gravity, 42, The Expendables 2, World War Z, Lone Survivor, The Hunger Games, Star Trek Into Darkness.
ReplyDeleteBtw, if I ever need to sue someone, if the lawyer I consult with seals his pitch with "let's get those motherfuckers", I'm in.
ReplyDeleteIf he uses it in his advertising, I will also seek his counsel.
ReplyDeleteLLOL Nice. Can totally see the TV commercial and print ads.
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is.... TOO SOON?
ReplyDeleteActually, what I was quoting was Homer in the audience when Marge tried out her ventriloquist act.
ReplyDeleteThe Edmonton Oiler shit show is awesome. I could watch this all year.
ReplyDeleteSpike TV needs to get on a Bar Rescue from Ferguson. "I've got 200 hungry rioters lined up outside!"
ReplyDeleteOr they could have had an episode ALREADY in the can from Ferguson, only to have it tore up by rioters a few days later.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Buffalo was bad.....
ReplyDeleteThe rioters seem to only be looting liquor stores, they prefer to drink at home.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes Edmonton bad being fun is just how good they expected to be by now.
ReplyDeleteThe only parts of Bar Rescue I like are the first 20 minutes when he just loses his damn mind. After that, I don't really care.
ReplyDeleteThey train the staff and Taffer heals their lives while turning the bar into an overnight success. That's basically every one.
ReplyDeleteI have stopped watching these season because it seems like 90% of the episodes are cut and paste
ReplyDeleteOn break at work. People who didn't understand Walmart's 1hour guarantee starting to complain. We're huddled in the breakroom, humming "Nearer My God To Thee"...
ReplyDeleteI have stopped buying dvds because many of them are on netflix (wwz, hunger games, star trek into darkness, and expendibles 2 are all on there) and I don't even watch the ones I currently have.
ReplyDeleteWas going to say will Crabtree try Sherman? Well....
ReplyDeleteI have never shopped on Black Friday/Thursday. Is it really worth it to save a few bucks just to deal with the crowds and hassle? Besides many deals are just as good online as they are in the store and many great deals can be had after christmas.
ReplyDeleteI'm at the end of the Punk podcast, and the story about the asshole "fan" wanting a Punk picture, getting (RIGHTFULLY) shot down, and going bitch to the dirtsheets... and I instantly thought of a couple people on here.
ReplyDelete... that's not good, is it?
Also, who on here is Batista Thumbs Up on Deadspin?
Yeah, I completely get his attitude about that stuff. I'd never approach a celebrity in public for an autograph or picture because they get bothered enough.
ReplyDeleteWhat didn't they get? Thought the product would be in store? They should have Lawler come over the intercom and explain stores can't know the future and know how much product to have on hand
ReplyDeleteIf it ain't online, I ain't buying it.
ReplyDeleteI believe that's DBSM.
ReplyDeleteExact formula for every show and the commercials are really long this season.
ReplyDeleteThat's me.
ReplyDeleteBra-fucking-vo on the Reigns remark.
ReplyDeleteLOL Crabtree already hurt. When will San Fran learn not to try them with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, don't they know that's the result they gonna get?
ReplyDeleteBELIEVE DAT
ReplyDeleteI can think of a few that would be butt hurt over the Punk incident.
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I'M THE BEST SPAMMER IN THE NFL!
ReplyDeleteI never understood the point of an autograph in today's age. It's just some guy's signature. I would rather have a picture with the person.
ReplyDeleteLiving in Los Angeles, I will see the occasional celebrity but usually I will just go "hey X is over there. Cool" and then move on.
.....I feel like you're lying to me.
ReplyDeleteI totally pictured the lawyer from Breaking Bad
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif
ReplyDeleteEat a rotten bag of dicks, and have a shitty Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know GIFs worked on the threads.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping this was the SHUT THE FUCK UP clip.
ReplyDeleteYeah I have too many DVDs I haven't watched in ages. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
ReplyDeleteBut I'm totally getting the GOTG Blu-Ray
I liked the one where he saw the white trash bar owner punch one or the bartenders and just left.
ReplyDeleteYou are everything that is wrong with America.
ReplyDeleteAlso, watching Barney get disemboweled will never be unfunny. Even if it was only a balloon.
ReplyDeleteFuck off.
ReplyDeleteToo much diva stuff on NXT this week
ReplyDeleteStranger, ban this motherfucker!
ReplyDeleteSaw Commando again, how can someone not enjoy that movie.
ReplyDeleteRotten bag of dicks, that's a good one.
ReplyDeleteNah. But yet again, Vince does get pulled out of the potential proverbial noose by Danimal's overaggressive attitude.
ReplyDeleteIt's the holidays, no reason to waste good stuff on them.
ReplyDeleteIs today the biggest commented non-raw/ppv day in blog history?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you, Kid---err, I mean Psycho.
ReplyDeleteIt's the ultimate One man army film.
ReplyDeleteI must say, I tried your program, and while there were definitely some advantages, the one thing that handcuffed me was ---- BOOM, you're banned!
ReplyDeleteWrestleMania this year had about 5 2000 comment threads.
ReplyDeleteHe did specify non-ppv.
ReplyDeleteWhen in Rome....
ReplyDeleteSo he did.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing I think could come close was Caliber meltdown
ReplyDeleteBlack Friday? Sounds racist.
ReplyDeleteThe best mindless 80s action movie ever. I feel like Stallone should've watched this before making The Expendables; no hour-long set-up for a shit plot, five minutes in Commando and we have a kidnapped daughter. And the movie makes no bones about not following the plot as is: Matrix refuses to cooperate and drops out of the plane to Val Verde because the movie knows that's not what you paid for. And of course, all those awesome explosions, stunts (dat mall swings) and maybe the greatest collection of one-liners ever ("You're a funny man, Sully, I like you...that's why I'm gonna kill you last.")
ReplyDeleteHaving read your whole post I'd like to change my answer to the Scherer stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Scherrer meltdown.
ReplyDeletePoor Burt =/
ReplyDeletehttps://www.yahoo.com/movies/burt-reynolds-auctioning-off-personal-items-amid-103738925282.html
Maybe. If this thread goes well we can potentially 3 1000+ comment PPVs
ReplyDeleteThat's kinda what he did on Expendables 2, no plot, just explosions, and I loved it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Caliber had a single 1000-post thread. Some hot threads, but IIRC they usually pegged out at 500-700.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he got it right on that one. Still needed better one-liners though.
ReplyDeleteDibs on the black Trans Am.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Just because Danimal lost his mind doesn't make Vince any less of a douche.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally getting the chaps
ReplyDeleteArnold faced savages, terrorists and even The Devil.
ReplyDeleteBlack people love Friday.
ReplyDeleteIf so then it broke a record that was only 24 hours old I'd think.
ReplyDeleteYou need to see the Expendables director cut/Calber
ReplyDeleteForgot aliens.
ReplyDeleteThe coolest alien of all.
ReplyDeleteFucking dick eating spammers. Why do they always have to be eating dicks and getting banned and shit?
ReplyDeleteI sure hope DUMB AS FUCK replaces FEED ME MORE chant.
ReplyDeleteGooooood evening.
ReplyDeleteYou probably didn't need all that stuff. The Black Friday hysteria is ridiculous.
ReplyDeletePredator is one of my all-time favorite movies ever. I can put it on and watch it any time, regardless of time or mood.
ReplyDeleteLOL...DUMB AS FUCK does fit the cadence, doesn't it.
ReplyDeleteThe day's name originated in Philadelphia, where it originally was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic which would occur on the day after Thanksgiving.[6][7] Use of the term started before 1961 and began to see broader use outside Philadelphia around 1975. Later an alternative explanation was made: that retailers traditionally operated at a financial loss ("in the red") from January through November, and "Black Friday" indicates the point at which retailers begin to turn a profit, or "in the black"
ReplyDeleteNo, but it does make others come to his defense. Others who normally have no problem remembering that VJ is, at his core, a troll.
ReplyDeleteLet him "hang" himself, just feed more rope when possible, and eventually he'll either meltdown, or go away.
Yo yo yo. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
ReplyDeleteWhy would Friday be any different to them than any other day when they don't work? Heyoooooo!
ReplyDeleteI love the line he says when the youtja takes the mask off.
ReplyDelete"Damn, you're fucking ugly".
The only useful thing are the cookers, for sure. The DVD's were....just right there.
ReplyDeleteWonder if it's just a tech glitch or something to read into, but just tried listening to the Punk cast on Itunes and it won't come up for me.
ReplyDeleteIt's "You're one ugly motherfucker."
ReplyDeleteThen when buy them?
ReplyDeleteBecause they don't realize that for a fair while back in the early-00s, Scott was pretty into the anti-malware scene. He's the one that got me using MalwareBytes, and I still use it now.
ReplyDeleteSo shit like that is EASY to avoid. Trolls should be hitting AARP forums for that shit.
MURICA! TERRORISTS WIN IF WE DON'T!
ReplyDeleteGood point. Though think about it, it's not much different than your usual reaction to the other fuckwad, just turned up to 11.
ReplyDeleteIf we had downvotes a lot of this shit wouldn't even be happening.
As only Arnold can say it.
ReplyDeleteTo add to my collection of DVD's that I have purchased over time.
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/cm-punk-rips-apart-the-wwe-in-revealing-interview-about-1664130050/all
ReplyDeleteFeaturing BoDers in the comments!
ReplyDeleteCommando, Predator, Running Man. The holy Arnie 80s trinity.
ReplyDeleteYeah, let me do that! Hey wait a minute...
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, "Colorado" seems to have an unhealthy hatred for me. Like in the sense that he would literally do something like hunt me down. I don't get it.
Don't forget Terminator.
ReplyDelete*Foley thumbs up instead of a Batista one*
ReplyDeleteVince does occassionally make actual points and defends them, however. Ole' MoB just comes in, insults his target with shit out of the 20th Century, says nothing about the actual topic, and hits "Post".
ReplyDeleteTrue. Downvotes would totally depress me. I mean, I do have feelings and all.
ReplyDeleteYay, Jurassic Park on AMC during SNF breaks.
ReplyDeleteSHOOOOOOOOT HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
He calls him "pussy face"
ReplyDeleteC'MON PUSSY FACE!!
Matches it in letter content as well!
ReplyDeleteIs it common to shoot fireworks for Thanksgiving? Apparently it is in my neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteOf course, T1 is a classic, but it's not exactly "fun". The three above are perfect get-hammered macho escapism.
ReplyDeleteYou really overestimate yourself. I just think your a complete asshole.
ReplyDeleteYou sure it's not a riot?
ReplyDeleteBecause they are bots that do what assholes tell them to.
ReplyDeleteIt should be.
ReplyDeleteLET'S START A RIIIIOOOT!
ReplyDeleteA RIIIOOOT!!!
T1 or T2?
ReplyDeleteI'd say T2, Arnold works better as a babyface. I enjoyed him being John Connor's "dad" is T2.
Fireworks have become a year round litmus test for crappy neighbors
ReplyDeleteWhat would have been the most commented wrestling story in blog history if the blog had been around back then?
ReplyDeleteMy guesses would be the takeover of wcw or the Benoit/Owen death (happened during ppv or right before ppv).
In Mormon Town, Arizona? I hope not.
ReplyDeleteThey're both awesome, but T1. I love its sense of paranoia and dread, and it's tightly paced (almost like a slasher movie). T2 has some of the best action sequences ever and I like the odd family unit they create, but it kinda drags in spots, Furlong's performance hasn't aged well, and I wish there was a cut without Sarah's narration.
ReplyDeleteMontreal would have topped the WCW buyout, I think.
ReplyDeleteHearing this looter trying to justify his actions is hilarious. As is his use of "lootering".
ReplyDelete(No, not Ferguson. Some old Hurricane Andrew coverage I found on YouTube.)
Screwjob for sure.
ReplyDeleteOwen.
ReplyDeleteRambo 2 or 3 are better dumb action movies
ReplyDeletePillman would have up there.
ReplyDeleteWill this new Jurassic Park film at least have a cameo from Jeff Goldblum? It better had.
ReplyDeleteDid they explain why they never go to the rich white part of town?
ReplyDeleteBurt Macklin as the new badass gamekeeper like the one from JP1 is A-OK by me. I mean, Macklin would definitely say a line like "Depends on what kinda dinosaur they cooked up in that lab..."
ReplyDeleteAlthough every time I see clips of Chris Pratt running from dinos, I keep waiting for him to stop and go, "Running is impossible! Everything hurts!" while stripping down to his underwear.
No buses available?
ReplyDeleteNah, just "everyone else is doing it", and "he's not my kid."
ReplyDeleteEverything is better with Jeff Goldblum.
ReplyDeleteAustin stunning McMahon? That was pretty major.
ReplyDeleteI don't think any of the deaths except Benoit would really be up there. Everyone would just say "That sucks, RIP", whereas things like Montreal and Punk starts the flame wars and attracts all the idiots.
ReplyDeleteWhat about billionaire ted buying wcw?
ReplyDeletePillman's death would have been. Then the desensitization would kick in moving forward.
ReplyDeleteYeah but this was announced on the PPV, it would have led to shit. I think he was also the first major death before people got desensitized.
ReplyDeleteBenoit had the mystery of what happened and then the real story comes out.
ReplyDeleteOwen happened in a middle of a ppv so you also have the holy shit factor
In the new movie they ignore the dinosaurs and focus on the Jurassic Cephalopods this time
ReplyDeleteStill, it would just make for longer comments, not more. There's nothing to start arguments about when someone dies really, unless you're a real idiot.
ReplyDeleteOld white man getting put in his place by one of the cops bringing him in:
ReplyDelete"I don't have any food."
"I don't have any food either, or a car, or a roof on my house."
Then the girl with a combat shotgun in her lap, next to a sign "All looters will be shot on sight", sometimes there is humor in a disaster.
DODGSON! DODGSON WE'VE GOT DODGSON HERE!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ
The blog was around when Benoit happened. It got about 200 comments which was the 2007 equivalent of 1500 or so.
ReplyDeleteWWE will DEFINITELY leave it at the statement they issued and take no cheap shots on TV, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteChris Pratt playing a cool hero?
ReplyDeleteSold!
I don't think that would have been much of a story. It was just the network taking over ownership, at first all the same people were still in charge.
ReplyDeleteI'm highly anticipating the debut of CP Munk.
ReplyDeleteSomebody would have started shit, probably about drugs or suicide. Never underestimate idiocy in the face of tragedy.
ReplyDeleteWhat statement?
ReplyDelete"WWE takes the health and
ReplyDeletewellness of its talent very seriously and has a comprehensive Talent
Wellness Program that is led by one of the most well-respected
physicians in the country, Dr. Joseph Maroon."
What a maroon
ReplyDeleteMontreal would've been crazy. The live thread and recap would have tons of confusion about whether there was a botch or if it was a really bizarre angle, and then as more details start spilling the blog would've gone bananas.
ReplyDeleteWhat a maroon
ReplyDeleteOk, I have my Xbox 360 set up, time to investigate the Punk situation.
ReplyDeleteJinx
ReplyDeleteI know everyone is used to it, but CM Punk is a pretty goofy wrestler name
ReplyDeleteI remember the comments on various sites when Benoit died and was a complete shitshow. Fuck, it usually is today any time it's brought up.
ReplyDeleteI have audio, so to hell with both of you.
ReplyDelete:)
Good play by Wilson, that dude doesn't light it up but he doesn't make those Romo-esque back breaking mistakes. Although I feel football players get pissed when they make a long catch but get tackled at the 1.
ReplyDeleteIn those cases though said people usually get banned pretty quick.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't much a story. The show was already on TBS so it was like, ok, that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is. xOMGx will never be topped though.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Eli-esque because he sure as hell makes a lot more mistakes than Romo.
ReplyDeleteIf it was during the SES era, he could have been called Christ Master Punk.
ReplyDeletewasn't the blog around for that? Or did he not have a comment section back then?
ReplyDeleteToo religious
ReplyDeleteFun fact: HHH still follows Punk on twitter. (it is not reciprocated)
ReplyDeleteIt was around but only got big with commenting in the last 2 years
ReplyDeleteIt's either that or Charles Manson Punk, and no one wants that.
ReplyDeleteDoes HHH know how to use Twitter? I doubt he's the kind of Twitter machine that Bully Ray was (I loved when he would tweet down the entrance ramp)
ReplyDeleteKnow thy enemy.
ReplyDeleteBenoit? A very primitive version with a terrible comments set-up.
ReplyDeleteIs that what the Latin means on his MiniTron?
ReplyDeletePeople make too much of wrestling names. If someone came into nxt today and was given the name "Curtis Hennig" or "Ted DiBiase" people would all think they were awful.
ReplyDeleteThe sidekick from "Girls" as Peter Pan is just.................dafuq?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I guess it beats Lena Dunham in tights.
Either way, it was brilliant.
ReplyDeleteWell he only follows 19 people so Iassume it's more of a promotional tool for him.
ReplyDeleteThere was about 400 comments for Benoit death.
ReplyDeleteWell he has the tool part down.
ReplyDeleteVince buying the NWA timeslot would have been a bloodbath.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Dino bravo was a horrible name.
ReplyDeleteI'm not feeling well.
ReplyDeleteBully Ray really lost a lot of weight when he adopted his current character.
ReplyDeleteTed DiBiase isn't a great name, but The Million Dollar Man sure was.
ReplyDeleteCALFZILLA
ReplyDeleteI think most people would give it a pass if it was their real name, unless the real name was something as silly as Hicklebottom or whatever
ReplyDeleteMost wrestling names are fine once you get used to them. It just takes a few times saying it to get used to them.
ReplyDeleteI thought Dolph Ziggler was the kind of name that would get him released within six weeks, but I'm used to it now.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Dum dum dum dum dum.
ReplyDeleteOver/under on the amount of emails Punk reads for next week's podcast I'm guessing 2 before he gets sick of it
ReplyDeleteHickenbottom sounds like what the original incarnation of HHH would have called his butler. Surprised they didn't do that as an inside joke, actually.
ReplyDeleteTNA wasted their whole Sting angle with AJ in 2013.
ReplyDeletei disagree - it takes a pretty big leap to accept that an insanely rich man would want to be a pro wrestler for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI liked him better in mid-south
Dear Phil:
ReplyDeleteAJ... she happy?
Best,
Parallax
I think it's a given that wrestling in general wastes a lot of things.
ReplyDeleteAndre the Giant
ReplyDeleteWell, DUH! Just look at him!
PUSH
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