All right Blog O'Doomers, we're three threads in. Disqus apparently is going to make sure we don't break any records tonight but I appreciate the people that are sticking through the issues and completely understand those who aren't.
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Lets go sting! Wearing his mom's sunday best!
ReplyDeleteHow much of the second hour will be taken up by Triple H's entrance?
ReplyDeleteAnd how Hunter to one up that entrance that they spent thousands on.
ReplyDeleteSTING!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL the terminator entrance
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteTHIS is the most insecure, overblown, self important entrance EVER. Bar none.
ReplyDelete30 minutes.
ReplyDeleteTriple H Godzilla?!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of one of the old WCW Saturday Night intros.
ReplyDeleteYou're not wrong!
ReplyDeleteDont be hatin...
ReplyDeleteOh...my....
ReplyDeleteVader Helmet > Triple H whatever.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Guys, I think wrestling is fake...
ReplyDeleteOh, just plain old post-apocalyptic imagery.
ReplyDeleteEXTREMELY HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT .....Wait till Roman wins.
ReplyDeleteBAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Way to go Hunter. You ridiculous, insecure fucking prick.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOh man, that is just plain GOOFY looking.
ReplyDeleteI won't lie. This crossed the line from cheesy back to cool again.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Too many cooks of entrances
Come on, Sting! Fuck Triple H!
ReplyDeleteid guess all of it
ReplyDeleteHHH bringing some class to Wrestlemania
ReplyDeleteOMG, Robocop is here to help Sting take on HHH and the Terminator!!
ReplyDeleteTriple Poochie: NEVER forget who get the bestest, most importantest shit ever!
ReplyDelete"This entrance is ridiculous"-----Cena
ReplyDeleteHHH: I can't believe Steph talked me into this entrance.
ReplyDeleteSting and Cyborgs... interesting. http://needcoffee.cachefly.net/needcoffee/uploads/2011/12/sting-robocop.jpg
ReplyDeleteAt least he's not using King of Kings tonight.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck you, Hunter, this is OUTSTANDING.
ReplyDeleteIt's so over the top I can't hate on it.
ReplyDeleteWow, Cole and JBL are really smarmy with their comments regarding Sting
ReplyDeleteLOL, Sting looks confused.
ReplyDeleteThe heel gets the celeb tie in?
ReplyDeleteDoes Robocop get a runin?
I think I love Triple H
ReplyDeleteToo hokey
ReplyDeleteDicks....
ReplyDeleteI like how they slipped in a No DQ stip very quietly. Looks like we'll be getting some run-ins
ReplyDeleteDid they quietly make this no DQ when nobody was paying attention?
ReplyDeleteSo awesomely stupid!
ReplyDeleteNo DQ.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if those heads correspond to his wrestlemania victories?
ReplyDeleteHHH just sailed right over "badass" or "cool" and right into outright "ri-GODDAMN-diculous".
ReplyDelete"If you don't think that entrance didn't get into the head of Sting..."
ReplyDeleteSting: Wow. That's stupid...
I wish they gave this to a guy who, you know, wrestles more than once a year.
ReplyDeleteSting don't sweat this ... he knows Robocop
Still expecting HHH to get more cheers than Sting tonight.
ReplyDeleteJust like I predicted 5 months back.
Symbolism? IS IT SYMBOLIC?! IS IT SYMBOLIC, KING?!
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if it was cool or just unbearably silly.
ReplyDeleteI think his mask would have looked a LOT better without the arms, which made it look like he was getting a reacharound from a T-800.
Of course he fucking does. You think he would EVER let anyone else get an entrance like this? Even Cena? PAH.
ReplyDeleteThat was ridiculous and I loved it
ReplyDeleteSting is like "I already went to Universal Studios and saw Terminator 3D..."
ReplyDeleteThe entire fanbase: That was cornier than a pile of crow-shit.
ReplyDeleteI give Stephanie cybernetic orgasms.
ReplyDeleteSting is in as good a shape as a guy pushing 60 could be I think. Flair at this age had huge saggy tits and was jobbing to Carlito & Kenny Dykstra.
ReplyDeleteTHE MATCH WE NEVER WANTED TO SEE, MAGGLE!
ReplyDeleteNah, I want to see it...
ReplyDeleteMy buddy thinks that was a cool visual but really dumb in the context. I think it was a really dumb visual and really dumb in context.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Sting is intimidated by the guy that used to beat up Scotty Riggs on the Power Hour.
ReplyDeleteSting also spent the last 15 years in the Indies.
ReplyDeleteWWE, we treat our audience like 7 year olds that don't understand crap.
ReplyDeleteOkay, my mistake. THE MATCH *I* NEVER WANTED TO SEE, MAGGLE!
ReplyDeleteI don't care that he's almost 56. Fucking STING is on my tv at Wrestlefuckingmania.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm glad as fuck that Sting's in the singlet, the Scorpion logos always make it look like a skeleton is squeezing his arse.
ReplyDeletetotal entrance time > total wrestling time.
ReplyDeleteSting hit one move, time to stall
ReplyDeleteThe match I've always wanted to see!......
ReplyDelete...... After sunset preferably....
Disqus broken, stream sucks....
ReplyDeleteFor 57, Sting looks good.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah.
ReplyDelete5 minutes into the Scientology doc, and it's clear it's a cult already.
ReplyDeleteGive it a day. A full day of hindsight will have a lot of people seeing how silly that was.
ReplyDeleteThe 4th or 5th biggest star of attitude era against a guy who hasnt been relevant in 15 years? awesome!!
ReplyDeleteCant wait for hhh entrance next year
:Sting does basic moves:
ReplyDeleteAnnouncers: OMG! STING IS AMAZING!
Can we retire the "You still got it" chant already?
ReplyDelete"When I was on Impact 5 years ago."
ReplyDeleteGood-looking dropkick from the Stinger.
ReplyDeleteImagine the smile on HHH's face as he wrote that AFL/NFL line
ReplyDeleteSting looks fantastic. AND HOLY SHIT, DISQUS IS WORKING.
ReplyDeleteDafuq? WRESTLING?
ReplyDeleteI'm out.
That little kid better not chant Triple H the while time.
ReplyDelete"You still got it!"
ReplyDeleteLet's wait five minutes and see if he's still got it.
I'm sure HHH was pissed that Sting didn't tan and told the ref to fuck up the finish.
ReplyDeleteYep, crowd doesn't seem engaged at all....
ReplyDeleteso far.
ReplyDeleteStall
single move
stall
resthold
two moves
stall
Sting still got it apparently?
All I want from this match is a nutshot headbutt from a delirious Sting.
ReplyDeletePlease stop referencing WCW. Please.
ReplyDeleteFor 57 he looks in damn good shape, I still don't care about any of this though
ReplyDeleteSting looks good!
ReplyDeleteSting is 57?!
ReplyDeleteBest of WCW vs best of WWE was Austin/Goldberg JBL.
ReplyDeleteAnd wrestled in High School gyms filled with 300 people.
ReplyDeleteLoving every minute of this. I can't help it. Sting's the man. He can't help it
ReplyDeleteHe will drop from a balloon while twin fighter jets skywrite "HHH is GOD!!!" over the arena.
ReplyDeleteLawler: You know what he's going for? I'm asking you, Michael, because I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I hope Hunter recognizes that this isn't Clash of the Champions, and he's not Ric Flair.
ReplyDeleteI love a feeling-out process as much as the next guy, but only if it doesn't last twenty minutes.
EMTs down, referees down...
ReplyDeleteThis is really Hogan/Rock. A 2 star match that the crowd treats like *****. Not that I'm complainng.
ReplyDeleteTurns 57 latr this year yeah
ReplyDeleteTune in next year when HHH gets the full Justice League entrance and he comes out as Batman............in the early afternoon sunlight.
ReplyDeleteNice to see them working an old school type match.
ReplyDeleteThere's more stalls in the ring than in all the bathrooms at Levi's Stadium
ReplyDeleteThis is like sting vs vader.... yknow without the athleticism or storyline build.
ReplyDeleteFuck me, HHH's bump there was about 9/10ths of an HBK!
ReplyDeleteThey have 3 hours to go and 4 more matches after this one, one of them being a women's match. They got time, trust me.
ReplyDeleteSting looks as if he can still go!
ReplyDeleteHunter still taking that bump after all these years. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteIt's HHH, thats how he books his matches.
ReplyDeleteThis could be a fun, energetic 12 minute match but that's not good enough for Trips. He'll drag it out to the bottom of the hour for a 25 minute snore-a-thon.
who won the Orton match? I missed it
ReplyDeleteWould be awesome if sting no sold the pedigree like the warrior.
ReplyDeleteIt's HHH, who (in his own mind) is BETTER than Ric Flair.
ReplyDeleteOrton, with the best RKO ever
ReplyDeleteOr...Vader?
ReplyDeleteStinger Splash.
ReplyDeleteSo what is Hunter doing for an entrance next year? My money is on diving out of a balloon into the arena, as twin US Navy fighter jets sky-write "HHH is GOD!" over the arena, and fireworks explode everywhere, while Motorhead plays his music LIVE from a floating stage in the sky.
ReplyDeleteAustin/Flair.
ReplyDeleteOrton, but it was a DAMN good match, so no complaints.
ReplyDeleteI like the blue accents on Triple H's kneepads.
ReplyDeleteOrton.
ReplyDeleteThe match has already gone on too long for him to sell it like Warrior.
ReplyDeleteSting hasn't learned to wet his hair yet.
ReplyDeleteOrton, sick finish though
ReplyDeleteAt his age, it'd be awesome if that's the only thing he does like the warrior tonight
ReplyDeleteSo...any of the good stuff then?
ReplyDeletenice shot of Sting's baldspot
ReplyDeleteNasty welt under Sting's arm
ReplyDeleteAre Cole and JBL breaking this match down like it's been a 20-minute marathon already? It's been FIVE MINUTES!
ReplyDeleteSting groveling at HHH's feet with a bald spot that would make HBK blush.
ReplyDeleteThis is a lot better than what I thought it'd be. No masterpiece, but I thought it'd be horrible. Better than the ladder match so far.
ReplyDeleteDAMN good really overstates it.
ReplyDeleteIt was a Raw match with a really neat finish.
Comparing WCW to the D-leagues...
ReplyDeleteYeah, that line was from Vince.
This is where we need Jesse Ventura to say, "Look at him begging! PLEASE, MR. TRIPLE H! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!"
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't be hearing the spots being called in a 70,000+ seat outdoor stadium.
ReplyDeleteI need some tech support, stream is playing in slow motion all of a sudden...
ReplyDeleteEverybody talks
ReplyDeleteToo much
They have concerts to get through too...
ReplyDeleteI hate that spot, where the babyface grabs onto the heel's boot. Just rubs me wrong for some reason.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit. Only just realised/remembered there's a new thread each how. Blah to this!
ReplyDeleteEhhhh, yeah, maybe. I don't know. I thought it was a good match. Best of the night so far.
ReplyDeleteRemember HHH is supposed to be the heel that everyone hates.
ReplyDeleteThat is a MONSTER bruise on the back of HHH's leg.
ReplyDeleteEven worse one on HHH leg... holy shit
ReplyDeleteMy fav was them acting like Sting has never experienced a stage like this!
ReplyDeleteyeah, Starcade '97 was a small time show!
Yeah, but just because they can go 25 minutes doesn't mean they should.
ReplyDeleteHHH's ears are buzzing from all the wooing!
ReplyDeleteIN FACT: new Blog game, everyone!
ReplyDeletePlan an HHH entrance next year that's even MORE ridiculous than this one!
Better than the ladder match? You cray.
ReplyDeleteHHH is bruised the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteThat spot is like a 0.7 HBK, any direct shot of his head is gonna show it at this point
ReplyDeleteSWITCH
ReplyDeleteIm waiting for a wcw invasion to help Sting win, Bagwell, Wright, Madusa, Jerry flynn and Ole Anderson
ReplyDeleteLooks like his whole ass could be bruised.
ReplyDeleteSame here man. Fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteHHH's legs are bruised to hell. I have no idea what caused that.
ReplyDeleteThat looks bad...ouch.
ReplyDeleteDude...how the fuck did HUnter get that on his leg? Goddamn!!
ReplyDeleteGame of Thrones entrance with live dragons. Hunter goes over both dragons.
ReplyDelete