Well given Disqus' problems it seems silly to break down these into hourly threads but like the WWE once we commit to a failed idea at the BoD we gotta see it through.
Hopefully you are enjoying the card or the thread.
For the record my stream is awesome so far.
Peace!
Hopefully you are enjoying the card or the thread.
For the record my stream is awesome so far.
Peace!
Here we go. Cena/Rusev.
ReplyDeleteConquering hero vs Cena, I wonder who wins.
ReplyDeleteHehehe!
ReplyDeleteSay "moose and squirrel!"
Fuck Disqus blows ass tonight
ReplyDeleteTime for Cena to destroy another up and comer!
ReplyDeleteMy stream is awesome because I don't hate the Network.
ReplyDeleteThe one match with solid build that I'm looking forward to. Please don't suck and don't turn Lana..
ReplyDeleteCena/Rusev better get 30 for it to get dark enough for Taker/Bray
ReplyDeleteSting jobbed in the vidya game advert, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd they probably spoiled the ending of Reigns/Lesnar, AND Cena/Rusev.
It'll be interesting to see who the crowd cheers for here.
ReplyDeleteDo they have the guts to let Rusev win again?
ReplyDeleteHow soon did we predict this match happening? May?
ReplyDeleteI'm having fun
ReplyDelete, MAGGLE!
ReplyDeleteI CRUSH moose and squirrel!
ReplyDeleteHearing Danielle and Matt put over Rusev as this super nice, smiling, fan-friendly, gracious guy kind of killed his aura for me a little.
ReplyDeleteWhen the sun sets, Cena and Rusev will go home.
ReplyDeleteYay! Can't wait for the new Cena colors!
ReplyDeleteIt's gotten better for me. Keeping me logged in, at least. I need to manually refresh, though, for new comments.
ReplyDelete#CENAWINSLOL
ReplyDeleteBefore we even begin.
Let's go... **** match.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I noticed that they had the Triple H and Orton matches correct in there. Makes you wonder about the others.
ReplyDeleteHeels went over on both preshow matches and Sting/HHH. Guessing the faces take the rest.
ReplyDeleteAnd now Disqus is all messed up again
ReplyDeleteWell, precedent dictates we should get a Volkov runin.
ReplyDeleteKeep reloading the page, eventually it will kick in.
ReplyDeleteThat means Brock goes over. Not happening.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, no.
ReplyDelete#LOLCENAWINS
I have no idea what that means for the main event, then.
ReplyDeleteSo....holy God how long is Taker/Wyatt gonna be? I hope last year was just an off night for Taker.
ReplyDeleteMURICA! FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteThis is my pick for show stealer, I don't know why
ReplyDeleteHasn't it been planned since WM last year?
ReplyDeleteAlexander Rusev
ReplyDeleteDecember 25, 1985 - March 29, 2015
Quite a shame. Guy is in the top three workers in the WWE right now.
Boo, Disqus was working for like 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteKeep reloading, it will kick in.
ReplyDeleteMaybe for CrestleMania it will.
ReplyDeleteBULLYING! FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania tiny towel time
ReplyDeleteThis feud has been the equivalent of a fast and furious movie, stupid..cheesy...and insanely fun.
ReplyDeleteOr a better analogy would be Rocky 4, but whatever I'd thought I'd be a little relevant to the times.
Faces as identified by Vince K. McMahon.
ReplyDeleteI'm rapidly approaching no fucks given territory with the rest of this card. I've seen what I need to see, and the only matches left will probably just piss me off. This crowd is nowhere near virulent enough to make a Reigns win a fun trainwreck.
ReplyDeleteBecause you're high and drunk.
ReplyDeleteBecause the rest of the matches have been ok at best?
ReplyDeleteCena wins but if it means that belt is elevated I'm fine with it.
ReplyDeleteLet's go Rusev! Destroy!!
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't Volkoff singing the anthem?!
ReplyDeletewill cena sit in the accolade for 15 minutes to kill time????
ReplyDeleteI've had Art carbo-loading
ReplyDeleteRusev's entrance immediately trumps HHH.
ReplyDeleteSo.. Cena, Taker, Reigns from here on in, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually thinking we might get at least a *** match here, guys. Let's just hope LOLCenaWins doesn't happen.
ReplyDeleteBest national anthem ever.
ReplyDeleteSpecial Rusev music YES
ReplyDeleteUP! UP! UP! SALUTE! SALUTE!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love Rusev. I just wish I had any hope of him winning this match.
ReplyDeleteRusev got a better entrance than Sting. Huh.
ReplyDeleteWell, fuck.
Because Rusev is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI like how every time a thread starts working, we switch.
ReplyDeleteOnly one hour and 57 minutes left. They don't have the time
ReplyDeleteNeither sir.
ReplyDeleteThis is glorious.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Uber Russian entrance. Okay, this is kind of awesome and why I love WrestleMania.
ReplyDeleteShit. They should've told me to rise. GO RUSEV GO!
ReplyDeleteRussian honor guard!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't care. I'm cheering for Russia here.
ReplyDeleteRusev gets distracted when this pic hits the big screen:
ReplyDeletehttp://fightbooth.com/wp-content/gallery/lana/cjperry.jpg
Turns into the AA, gets pinned.
Ooo la Lana.
ReplyDeleteThis is gloriously over the top
ReplyDeleteOk, Rusev's entrance is fantastic
ReplyDeleteI'd defect for Lana
ReplyDeleteLOVING this entrance
ReplyDeleteLANA!
ReplyDeleteYay, Lana's back!
ReplyDeleteI'm so drunk I was stlll on hour one till 5 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteRUSEV RIDING TANK?!
ReplyDeleteTHIS NOT UKRAINE!
Vince must've just watched Rocky IV.
ReplyDeleteThey should have had Nikolai Volkov come out to sing for everyone.
ReplyDeleteWhen is Rocky Balboa coming out?
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget when Sting let that youngster HHH beat him. I hope Hunter appreciates the rub.
ReplyDelete"Its my time now" HAS RUSEV ALIGNED WITH DX?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteRusev - Hey HHH, now THIS is a tank!
ReplyDeleteThis entrance is like a bad stage production of a Cold War Drama
ReplyDeleteBest entrance of the night. Just elaborate enough and it actually makes sense.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S... an entrance.
ReplyDeleteOn a fucking TANK! All the lulz.
ReplyDeleteI've been able to hum the Russian national anthem for 30-plus years, because of Vince McMahon and the WWF/E.
ReplyDeleteGreat entrance for Rusev.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that Rusev hasn't said "I must break you" at least once?
ReplyDeleteholyfuck that rules
ReplyDeleteOh my god, this is glorious.
ReplyDeleteThey should have Putin do a run-in and help Rusev retain
ReplyDeleteOh, that is awesomely over the top.
ReplyDeleteThey really should just go all the way with this and have a Putin impersonator walk out with Rusev.
ReplyDeleteRUSEV ON A TANK!!
ReplyDeleteI'm giving the match an extra star JUST for that.
STILL not as overblown and self-parodying as HHH's entrance.
ReplyDeleteTANK! TAAAAAANK!
ReplyDeleteWhat too subtle?
ReplyDeleteRuse on a tank. Your argument is invalid.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing.
ReplyDeleteRusev is my hero after that.
ReplyDeleteArrival by tank, amazing
ReplyDeleteI was all in on Rusev from the beginning... he'd better win tonight.
ReplyDeleteI should play this for the Cold War lecture I have to give to 150 college students on Thursday.
ReplyDeleteHad my third bad buffer of my stream for the night. Not anything terrible, but this is by far the most trouble I've had with a live stream in the year I've had the Network.
ReplyDeleteSo when did Russia become the Gestapo?
ReplyDeleteYes! Go Rusev!
ReplyDeleteNow that's how you go for a cheesy badass entrance...RUSEV COMING OUT IN A TANK!
ReplyDeleteBut it's ten times as legitimately awesome.
ReplyDeleteMan, you know Rusev's serious when he's posing on top of the DX tank. That won the Monday Night Wars, you know.
ReplyDeleteLana looks amazing.
ReplyDeleteDouble entrance music for Rusev, let the stalling Commence!!!
ReplyDeleteA tank. A MOTHERFUCKING TANK.
ReplyDeleteLOL This is so over the top and stupid that it works
ReplyDeleteTank = win
ReplyDeleteCena should come out to Living In America.
ReplyDeleteToo bad he's losing or this would have been really great
ReplyDeleteI would have bet money on Rusev entering shirtless on horseback to poke fun at Putin.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU DISQUS
ReplyDeleteBooooooo.
ReplyDeleteDear WWE,
ReplyDeletePLEEEEEEEEASE let Rusev win, if only just for that entrance.
Thank you,
Me
Yall couldn't get Volkoff to do the Soviet anthem?
ReplyDeleteThis is legitimately the greatest entrance ever. Fucking tank lol
ReplyDeleteLANA looking beautiful tonight <3
ReplyDeleteThis is glorious. Put the title on him ASAP and see how far you can ride this train
ReplyDeleteWill Hogan change clothes and also interfere in this match?
ReplyDeleteHad total Rocky 4 flashbacks there.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the doc 10 years from now on how the tank turned business around.
ReplyDeleteDanger Zone
ReplyDeleteHow over the top do you expect Cena's entrance to be?
ReplyDeleteNah, they got Springsteen to do Born In The USA live. They still don't know what that song is about.
ReplyDelete"Because fuck you, pal"-- Vince
ReplyDelete"The champion should never come out first, Monsoon"
ReplyDeleteLana is looking CHOICE tonight.
ReplyDeleteI like that they give him the prayer in his entrance. It plays on America's fears of Russia AND Islam in one fell swoop.
ReplyDeleteHe arrived in a freakin tank!!
ReplyDeleteSo in kayfabe Putin gave Rusev a tank?
ReplyDeleteBray's entrance isn't going to work because it won't be dark enough.
ReplyDeleteThe pop if Kurt Angle interfered in this match...
ReplyDeleteIsn't Nikolai like in REALLLLLLY poor health right now?
ReplyDeleteCut him some slack, Viince just heard it for the first time.
ReplyDeleteCrowd would be like, who?
ReplyDeleteHe's giving Rusev tanks for all the support.
ReplyDeleteTanks! High five! Anyone?
Cena comes out riding a turkey
ReplyDeleteThey're both extremely dangerous.
ReplyDeleteConsidering he's world champion somewhere else right now, that seems very unlikely.
ReplyDeleteWho's to say he didn't give him a tank for real?
ReplyDeleteHonestly expecting Cena to turn up in a Blackhawk here, with a full military flyover.
ReplyDeleteLana's got an Emma Frost look going on. And I'm 500% okay with that.
ReplyDeleteCalling it now, Cena makes Rusev pass out with his submission because Lana refuses to throw in the towel because "showing compassion would only serve to lose the man she loves" tell me that's not good storytelling right there.
ReplyDeleteI know just saying.
ReplyDeleteWell, they've done all they can to get people to cheer Cena. I wonder if they will?
ReplyDeleteThis match feels very similar to the Cena/Wyatt match last year, in that they have a real chance here to use John Cena to boost a new superstar right up the card with instant credibility. Last year they failed to pull the trigger and in the eyes of many fans Bray still hasn't quite recovered from that loss. Let's see if they make the right call here.
ReplyDeleteThe champion never had a bad ass tank before.
ReplyDeleteThe pnly way rusevs entrance could be better is if it went second
ReplyDeleteOh god... mini movie for Cena too.
ReplyDelete"I want you! I want you!"
ReplyDeleteThe world is dangerous
ReplyDelete:(
Yeah, the America that's depicted in this video package doesn't exist anymore.
ReplyDeleteIke's warning about the Military/Industrial Complex? That's...not really appropriate for Cena.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that they let him do the terrorist prayer.
ReplyDeleteWord Life... this is basic Reganomics!
ReplyDeleteThe fuck is this? This is like a middle school civics project
ReplyDeleteKnow why it's the greatest? A MOTHERFUCKING TANK
ReplyDeleteDoes Vince know this is 2015 and not 1975?
ReplyDeleteOh dear God with these mini-movies. Why not just come out to Living In America, like Apollo in Rocky IV?
ReplyDeleteLOL at the video making America heel
ReplyDeleteThis WM is absolutely fucking absurd.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love it.
Is that not a Sumo thing?
ReplyDeleteSo Cena wins.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else a little bit uncomfortable by so much war imagery being used on both sides for this match, given that there's very real U.S./Soviet tensions going on right now?
ReplyDeleteLOLMURICAWINS
ReplyDeleteDid I accidentally change the channel? What the hell?
ReplyDeleteYou know its on ... Dwight Eisenhower
ReplyDeleteThat photo of the dudes sitting on the beam gives me the heebie jeebies every time.
ReplyDeleteBOO this man Santa Clara, do your country proud.
ReplyDeleteHe started that way then went into the Muslim bow.
ReplyDeleteGreat Americans in John Cena's vid:
ReplyDeleteEdison: Fraud
Ford: Anti-Semite
LOL, these entrances are pathetically overblown tonight.
ReplyDeleteCena is led to the ring by Senator George McCarthy
ReplyDeleteAnd the hilarious part is he's going to get booed.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else feel like this show is just so over the top tonight? Like more than usual.
ReplyDeleteStream has been great, show has been better than I thought, but hasn't reached "better than a monthy special" yet. Haven't really seen a whole lot of WWE trolling, outside of the battle royal finish.
ReplyDeleteRusev on a tank is just awesome.
Huh...intersting perspective. Hard to believe no one has brought this point up yet.
ReplyDelete"Mister Gorbachev, tear down this Rusev!"
ReplyDeleteOh I'm glad "trailblazing" by Steve jablonsky is back. Fucking awesome tune.
ReplyDeleteand Senator Ted Cruz
ReplyDeleteRusev is punching way above his weight with Lana. Kudos to the Bulgarussian
ReplyDeleteInterstellar 2...Cena boogaloo
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood Presents
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 31
Well I guess that's true.
ReplyDeleteJoe's brother?
ReplyDeleteI really doubt Cena's uber-entrance can top Rusev's. He'd have to parachute from a jet in order to top it.
ReplyDeleteCena loses because Dubya.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part will be when he still gets Cena Sucks chants.
ReplyDeleteA true Patriot
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing
ReplyDeleteWhile riding a bald eagle.
ReplyDeleteI love how rich men view America.
ReplyDeleteBlack people are cool when they do things through the sanitary looking glass or are Jackie Robinson. Other than that, PFFFT.
Everybody fucking farms.
9/11.
I still say if Brock wins Rollins cashes in on Cena or DBry.
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