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Dear Mister Netcop Sir

I know such SUPER SERIOUS topics as bob cat and Announcer 3-ways(GO COLE!!!) have been covered this week but there's an even bigger SUPER SERIOUS topic you haven't covered. The imminent return of the greatest Diva to ever grace the ring: Eva Marie. 

Ah fuck I can't even. Could you please go on vacation so something horrific can happen for us to talk about? I mean besides being subjected to Eva Fucking Marie?

Hugs, 
The entity that posts as Darklight.

​My Sporting News mailbags are gonna be pretty dull compared to this week.  ​

Comments

  1. cultstatusApril 23, 2015 at 4:27 PM

    Eva Marie seems to be getting better. People forget Trish Stratus was just as bad when she started.

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  2. Mug O'HossApril 23, 2015 at 4:30 PM

    I don't. The fact that she got good while I wasn't watching blows my mind.

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  3. Mug O'HossApril 23, 2015 at 4:30 PM

    Who the fuck spells out "Mister" anymore?

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  4. Edward MApril 23, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    No, the greatest diva of all time is Katie Vick. She is also an innovator. She did a live (dead) sex show on Raw 4 years before Edge and Lita.

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  5. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 4:37 PM

    I'd rather they push someone who's relatively new and improving (Eva Marie) than someone where we know exactly what we're getting and it's terrible (Alicia Fox).

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  6. zanatudeApril 23, 2015 at 4:39 PM

    I wonder if her hair tastes like habanera.

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  7. Jared BellowApril 23, 2015 at 4:43 PM

    I don't remember which one is Eva Marie, was she the one from Total Divas?

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  8. Jared BellowApril 23, 2015 at 4:44 PM

    Alicia Fox has been around 7 fucking years and is still as terrible as she was at first.

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  9. DarklightApril 23, 2015 at 4:50 PM

    IT WAS ME!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!

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  10. Greg PhillipsApril 23, 2015 at 4:52 PM

    I don't even think Eva Marie looks that good, by "divas" standards anyway.

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  11. Greg PhillipsApril 23, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    There is a weird "this person sucks at the beginning of his/her career so they'll never be any good" sentiment going around these days.

    Granted, I don't see anything at all in Eva, but maybe she'll prove me wrong.

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  12. Mike MearsApril 23, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    Whatever Scott's inbox has been smoking lately, I want it.

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  13. Mike MearsApril 23, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    She had that one moment like a year ago or so where she just flipped her shit and looked like she'd be a pretty dope heel by Diva standards. That's about all I've got.

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  14. Ryan YoderApril 23, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    You keep posting this shit, you're going to encourage people.

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  15. Kaptain KiwiApril 23, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    I dont get the hate for Eva, she is hotter than the one that just retired with the body of a 12 year old boy. And at least she is trying to improve....

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  16. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    1/3 peyote, 1/3 highly potent Sativa, and 1/3 crack is my guess.

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  17. Biscuit!April 23, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    If Eva Marie could get passable in the ring, she'd be useful as a heat machine. If only WWE did heat anymore.

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  18. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    She's been off TV since Survivor Series I think to so its not like she is getting shoved down the fans throats. . And don't expect to reason with an AJ Lee superfan. They act like the people at TNAMecca do about TNA with how they talk about AJ.

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  19. HITMAN7204April 23, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    God I wish Austin would have asked HHH about that. He might as well have if the Chyna question set Vince off.

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  20. Mike MearsApril 23, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    Cool. I'll take an eighth of it. Or whatever unit of measurement for this concoction that costs roughly 60 dollars.

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  21. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    hi I sell that to you

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  22. John EdwardsApril 23, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    She's not an Indy darling or a wrestler signed to nxt but a model or something. Smarks hate the strangest things.

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  23. Jared BellowApril 23, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    It's just sad that her one month angle last year is memorable compared to the women's wrestling going on in their development league.

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  24. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    And I saw the training video with Kendrick. She can run the ropes better than just about any other diva.

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  25. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearApril 23, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Has Eva Marie ever been on Raw? It seems like she's just been on Total Divas.

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  26. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    Maybe once or twice.

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  27. FunkDoc1112April 23, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    She's got a weird face. Too much plastic surgery

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  28. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    She's been in a bunch of those ten diva tag matches. Usually standing on the apron the whole time.

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  29. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    There's a large contingent of us that are incapable of thinking rationally about talent that appears on NXT. Or conversely talent NOT brought up through NXT.

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  30. Clark O'BrienApril 23, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    I think the wall would go before her foot.

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  31. zanatudeApril 23, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    And not getting cut open smashing into the glass ceiling.

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  32. Clark O'BrienApril 23, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Compare her to Kelly Kelly who couldnt even do that after years as the most heavily featured Diva.

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  33. TheDJRApril 23, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Yeah but Trish was insanely hot, Eva Marie isn't.

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  34. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Look at AJ before she left, although AJ seemed to be half-assing everything until she retired so who knows.

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  35. MrAApril 23, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    I feel like we're getting hosed on total divas snark. Get crackin Perri

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  36. Brian_BaylessApril 23, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Eva Marie is pretty hot. And judging from those training vids, she has been hitting the gym pretty hard too. She is ripped.

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  37. KenolaApril 23, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Who's Eva Marie?

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  38. KenolaApril 23, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    They jokingly brought that up in the McMahon DVD and HHH said it wasn't his idea it was Vinces and admitted it was retarded. It wouldn't have been all that controversial to ask.

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  39. PrimeTimeTenApril 23, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!


    AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SCOTT'S MAILBAG IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!

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  40. Greg PhillipsApril 23, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    She is absolutely not hotter than AJ Lee. ... in my opinion, of course.


    I legitimately don't find her attractive. From the unrealistic hair color to the skin tone to her face ... just not for me.

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  41. Greg PhillipsApril 23, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    She had a good match in NXT with ... Emma or Paige or somebody.

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  42. Greg PhillipsApril 23, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Disagree on the first part, but she has been working hard. But it's hard to tell anything about somebody's wrestling by watching them do some moves. Nikki Bella can do moves, she just doesn't know how to bump properly and struggles with what to do between the moves.

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  43. Matt PerriApril 23, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    People on my wrestling FB page have been leaving her training vids. She looks uber-serious about returning -- and with some skill.

    Not saying I'm TOTALLY thrilled with her return...but if she's as good as she looks in training, we may be surprised.

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  44. Supermark25April 23, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Eva has a face? I've never noticed.

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  45. shittybulldogApril 23, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    I'd watch Eva fucking Marie. Where are they filming it?

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  46. shittybulldogApril 23, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    And BY THE WAY...


    What kind of bullshit company puts friggin' KENTA, Samoa Joe, Prince Devitt, El Generico, Kevin Steen in developmental, but Eva Marie has ALREADY had matches on Raw? I understand the men and women have different standands, but c'mon!

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  47. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:16 PM

    Haha its true. I think Roda might be worse, as she's been on the damn show 5 years and still is the pits

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  48. Supermark25April 23, 2015 at 6:16 PM

    A kind of company that is trying to build a touring company, to make money. Nxt is no longer just a developmental "territory."

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  49. BOConscienceApril 23, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    I actually watch the product and the only reason why I know she is a diva is because I play super card and in the early days of that game she was the best diva you could get.

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  50. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:18 PM

    I respect aj even less since she was taught well and has a pro as a husband (shit, he's just as clumsy I suppose)

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  51. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:18 PM

    I never liked aj either

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  52. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    No ass or tits at allllllllllll

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  53. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    Rosa is MUCH WORSE

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  54. Supermark25April 23, 2015 at 6:21 PM

    Eva Mendes and Marie Avgeropoulos, i support this idea.

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  55. GrailRonSwansonApril 23, 2015 at 6:21 PM

    I just want to point out that HHH ALWAYS claims that, for things that suck, he had nothing to do with.

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  56. Voth22April 23, 2015 at 6:27 PM

    Yeah- a Super Rare Eva Marie carried my team in the lower levels while I was learning how to play

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  57. Mister_E_MahnApril 23, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    I don't know who that is.

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  58. BOConscienceApril 23, 2015 at 6:29 PM

    I just saw her training video and she looks as if she's trying and bettering herself. That's all I ask. So im looking forward to seeing her. She was a lot hotter when she had her natural hair color. But from the minute I saw of total divas they made her change it because we're stupid and we'd confuse her for a bella. Pink hair works if you're reading comics or anime or watching Jem and the Holograms but it looks silly in real life.

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  59. Mister_E_MahnApril 23, 2015 at 6:29 PM

    Oh, I googled her. Gross. Non natural hair is such a turn off.

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  60. BOConscienceApril 23, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    Silly me, I went with AJ early on thinking she would be better than Eva or Cameron.

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  61. Voth22April 23, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    Was not really a choice- I had a team full of Uncommons built around a Rare EricRowan ... And just got a lucky Super Rare pull - it could have been Erik Watts and I would have based my team on him if he was a Super Rare at that point

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  62. James M. FabianoApril 23, 2015 at 6:55 PM

    Not Joe Gomez.

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  63. KenolaApril 23, 2015 at 7:02 PM

    Yeah he could've easily said "No, I'm not doing this dumb shit" and shot it down but he didn't.

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