On tap for tonight:
Game 4 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals takes place tonight as the Cleveland Cavaliers look to sweep the Atlanta Hawks tonight at 8:30pm EST over on TNT.
Also, Game 6 of the NHL Eastern Conference Finals takes place as the New York Rangers take on the Tampa Bay Lightning, who lead the series 3-2. This game starts at 8pm EST over on NBC Sports.
MLB has a full slate of games. The Washington Nationals and the Chicago Cubs just began over on ESPN, which will also be airing the Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers game at 10:10pm EST
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
Game 4 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals takes place tonight as the Cleveland Cavaliers look to sweep the Atlanta Hawks tonight at 8:30pm EST over on TNT.
Also, Game 6 of the NHL Eastern Conference Finals takes place as the New York Rangers take on the Tampa Bay Lightning, who lead the series 3-2. This game starts at 8pm EST over on NBC Sports.
MLB has a full slate of games. The Washington Nationals and the Chicago Cubs just began over on ESPN, which will also be airing the Atlanta Braves vs. Los Angeles Dodgers game at 10:10pm EST
And as usual, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
Dayman! Aaaaaaah!
ReplyDeleteGo Tampa!
ReplyDelete...wut?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is your avatar?
ReplyDeleteGo Lightning!!!
ReplyDeleteFrozen Daredevil, I believe.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Darecicle.
ReplyDeleteLame.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but lame.
Hockey?
ReplyDeleteDon't care.
It's Daredevil pensively sitting atop a building in intense rain.
ReplyDeleteI just looks like the side of a mountain. Reminds of that cliff in RDR where you get attacked by a bear and then a cougar. Not the good of cougar either.
ReplyDeleteI assume it looks better when it's not smaller than a postage stamp.
ReplyDeleteDammit Marv cringin ain't easy!
ReplyDeleteI'm obliged, living in Charlotte, North Carolina to mention that Tampa sucks in all ways.
ReplyDeleteGo other team!
Didn't ask.
ReplyDeleteShots. Fired.
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteI rarely wait til asked for much of anything.
Oh just wait...here in about 20 minutes I'll either have the very west...or the very worst....avatar in history lol
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm finding that the size is a little detrimental. Here's the full thing. To get a grasp of what it's supposed to be.
ReplyDeletehttp://comics.imakinarium.net/notis/2012/1/120127_homenaje_spiderman_jrjr/bob_layton_daredevil.jpg
Damn son you need to let this one breathe for another couple days!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least it looks less like ice.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it looks more like Smurf splooge.
Yeah but the idea I have really only works because it's an anniversary, I kind of have to do it now or never
ReplyDeleteDude you just got laid DA FUCK OUT by the TP Princess.
ReplyDeleteWRONG DAIRY.
ReplyDeleteI completely know what it's gonna be. Oh Marv.
ReplyDeleteuh. Not really. She simply responded.
ReplyDeleteTake a pill.
LOL
ReplyDeleteI know right.
Fighter of the Nightman! Aaaaaah!
ReplyDeleteNow I kinda get it.
ReplyDelete#CRANKYHOSS
ReplyDeleteTechnically, that would just be #HOSS. I'm usually cranky by default.
ReplyDeleteHe's just waking up from a nap courtesy of the Princess' right hand.
ReplyDelete#CRANKIERTHANUSUALHOSS
ReplyDeleteYeah, totally.
ReplyDeleteUp in Horsey Heaven here's the thing...
ReplyDeleteNah. I'm good.
ReplyDeleteSo why don't Rusev's opponents just stomp the hell out of his bare feet?
ReplyDelete( .....is what I would ask if this was last night in the Raw thread.)
Trade ya legs for angels wiiiings
ReplyDelete#SOMETHINGELSETHATENDSWITHHOSS
ReplyDelete(Bayless is better than this)
George Steele did it to Kamala.
ReplyDeleteAnd the thing I will always miss the most
ReplyDeleteHumans cannot ride a ghost
But you're still five thousand candles in THEEEE WWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNDDDD-AH
Well, you know. Effort counts for something.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Brock wrestle barefoot too?
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDelete#HOSSINDIFFERENCE
ReplyDelete#ISTHATWHATYOUTELLMRSHOSS
ReplyDeleteLLOL
ReplyDeleteLaugh of my day.
Goddammit, Bayless.
#STEALTHSTRIKE
When I can bring myself to care, sure.
ReplyDeleteI miss George Steele. Even his ugly "Mine" doll.
ReplyDeleteHow bout it!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe some day we'll saddle up again.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember, what does he wear, like regular boots? Or those shoes college wrestlers wear? I never look at a guy's feet.
ReplyDeleteMan, *I* could totally do that gimmick. Not as well, obviously. But, damn. Dude had it wired.
ReplyDelete#WHOGIVESAHOSS
ReplyDeletePete Rose earned his HoF induction in one night.
ReplyDeleteThe second night just made it that much sweeter.
He wears boots.
ReplyDeleteNot according to baseball!
ReplyDeleteKnow where he buys them?
ReplyDeleteSuplex City, bitch!
Have a look, and relive the glory.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fOJGZ-NVXE
Pete Rose is banned on gambling. If you bet him a hundred dollars whether he gets in he's take you up on it! How bout it!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking barefoot with the black tape, but I'm probably thinking of his UFC days.
ReplyDeleteI hope you brought a change of clothes, 'cause your eyes are about to piss tears.
ReplyDelete:: Tombstones You ::
ReplyDeleteAmazing entrance for Taker at WM14.
ReplyDeleteI heated your story
ReplyDelete#TAKETHEHOSS
ReplyDeleteGood Golly Christ that segment is still amazing.
ReplyDeleteSign in the Crowd:
ReplyDelete"Poopdog 3:16"
I wish I understood that in joke.
:: powerbomb followup ::
ReplyDeleteHe deserved it.
Will never, EVER get old.
ReplyDelete#ICECREAM
ReplyDeleteYou're just giving up now.
ReplyDeleteIt's Pete Rose's fault that even today, Kane can't bring himself to fully trust the San Diego Chicken.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate Cole the "fuck yo' couch" one was still better.
ReplyDelete#IWOULDNEVERGIVEITUPFORYOU
ReplyDeleteThe BEST. I love JR's set up too.
ReplyDelete"What else could possibly happen!?"
*lights go out*
"OOOOOHHH. You ask and the Undertaker answers!"
Link?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure anything can top the silence we got because of Brock, never mind actually watching him kill fuckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fplBOp5_8c
ReplyDeleteNow I'm torn by the need to be contrary, and the fact that I don't really want your cute little bunghole.
ReplyDeleteJust met Ronda Rousey at a book signing. She was really nice and very positive to my kids. Nice to see a celebrity actually take some time instead of just the usual signing assembly line.
ReplyDeletePratt's Parks bloopers are so amazing. In the scene where he's being questioned during Chris' investigation into Leslie
ReplyDelete"Do you play tennis?"
"I don't know"
"Are you aware of what tennis is?"
"Yes"
"Do you know what point comes after deuce?"
"Wipe?"
I so wish he would have kicked the shoe outta the ring.
ReplyDelete#PARALLAXWINSLOL
ReplyDelete#CONFLICTEDHOSS
ReplyDeleteDid she ask about me?
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteSo...your idea of a win is not getting assraped?
ReplyDeleteSeems reasonable.
She probably wondered where her coffee was, yes.
ReplyDeleteIs Dixie the worst business owner in America?
ReplyDeleteTNA has a meeting scheduled for today where it's rumored that they will discuss the Destination America rumors. It's worth noting, however, that as of this morning, TNA President Dixie Carter had yet to address them. There are many people in TNA that are said to be unhappy due to the fact that nothing has been said about the rumors past the original e-mail that was issued when the story first came out.
hi y steen is so fat
ReplyDeleteJames Dolan with the Knicks is still worse.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty damn good. Credit to Miz for showing a pair.
ReplyDeleteBut, I still prefer dead announcers. It was so fucking random and brilliant.
...
ReplyDeleteDude.
#HOSSHUMOR
ReplyDeleteSterling with the Clippers, Schott with the Reds, Stepien with the Cavs... she's not that bad. She's just not real bright.
ReplyDeleteBulking up to play the Henry Godwinn role in "The New Godwinns"
ReplyDeleteThis probably isn't going to go well....
ReplyDeleteHe will be the New Funkasaurus dammit!
ReplyDeleteLol yep I called this one!
ReplyDeleteLet's go Cavs!!!!
ReplyDelete98 Taker is still his best costume.
ReplyDeleteWendy, darlin, light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in.
ReplyDeleteGo banana!
ReplyDeleteApparently it's Thick Girl Appreciation Day, or so Twitter tells me.
ReplyDeleteSo yeah: http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/c/christina_hendricks_sexy_66655-1600x1200.jpg
Ca-vs suck!
ReplyDeleteWait, was this not about Cena?
Weird how you somehow misspelled PurpleTaker so badly.
ReplyDeleteIsaiah Thomas was the worst. He bankrupted a whole basketball minor leagues and is trying to get ownership of the NY Liberty in the WNBA!
ReplyDeleteEh, he would've loved it and that's all I care about really
ReplyDeleteCan't disagree there. His Darkskde theme late in the year is my fav
ReplyDeleteClose second?
ReplyDeleteMarge Schott was awful for the Reds. Cheap, cheap, cheap. Not to mention that when an umpire died during an opening day game in 1995 or 1996 she was pissed that the game was cancelled. She didn't invest in the team's minor leagues either and that produced a "lost decade" for the team.
ReplyDeleteAnd then you misspelled first by a mile! Rock you are OFF tonight!
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a minor league!! He took over a second league, turned it into a minor league and THAN bankrupted it.
ReplyDeleteShe's considered thick?
ReplyDeleteJesus. THat's fucked up.
Didn't they all walk away with a lot of money, though? It's not like those teams folded, and while they were being contracted, those people pretended nothing was wrong and went radio silent.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. I went to the Senior PGA Championship this past weekend and most of the old dudes were really great with the galleries and young fans during the practice rounds. Even bumped into Michael Allen during the tournament as I passed a crosswalk and that was really fun for me. Doing that and seeing Colin Montgomerie up close on several holes was more than worth the $40 ticket.
ReplyDeleteJack was great in that film, but on the whole, the movie lacks.
ReplyDeleteI prefer dead Miz.
ReplyDeleteWorst Taker outfit is BikerTaker with long hair. Looking back at it, he looked especially terrible in 2000.
ReplyDeletePete Rose would be great in wrestling. Dude is just such a natural heel.
ReplyDeleteShe's really thick lol. You can't really have breasts that large without being thick.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered why teams didn't do that to the Headshrinkers (although I think the Steiners did it at WM 9).
ReplyDeleteThat's enough, Dougie.
ReplyDeleteI can appreciate that. Thick girl > stick girl
ReplyDeleteMasked Taker outfit is slightly worse I think.
ReplyDeleteOutside of his original grey and white, it's my favorite too.
ReplyDeleteShe's not thick. She looks like a healthy woman with curves. Fuck, I really dislike the need to make women look like stick figures.
ReplyDeleteOh that's right. Sorry, my memory is pretty hazy about all that. I just remember it was a big freakin' nightmare.
ReplyDeleteSo where's the thick girl? I see a skinny one with a push-up bra.
ReplyDeleteTurrible.
ReplyDeleteStepian I think was forced to sell for incompetence. Than they had to change the rules to make it not possible to fuck up like how he did. He was bleeding money.
ReplyDeleteExcellent points, oh Devious One.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was scary at the time lol. Was barely watching then but he horrified me!
ReplyDeleteDidn't like 2004 Taker.
ReplyDeletehttp://in1.ccio.co/cx/0x/5n/ChristinaHendricksNewYorkMagazine2large.jpg
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying she's an obese hogbeast. She's just thick.
ReplyDeleteCan we add Jeffrey Loria to this list too? Dude rined baseball in Montreal, but since he is friends with Bud Selig he got to run the Marlins, where he proceeded to rip off Miami taxpayers with a new ballpark. On opening day at said ballpark he rides out with Muhammad Ali in a desperate attempt to avoid being booed by the fans and this year he hired a GM with no managerial experience beyond high school to manage the team.
ReplyDelete2004 Deadman but still leather pants Taker was weird.
ReplyDeleteBah. Normal.
ReplyDeleteMovie flippin terrified me as a kid.
ReplyDeleteTaker to JR backstage: "Sooo that whole 'Booger Red' thing? Could you like, stop that? Mmmkay? Thanks."
ReplyDeleteTaker-Kane was pretty fun. First time all night this has felt like a Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteGood christ, I'd rip that up for about 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteTake about 10 mins to recover.
Then go for about 2 mins.
Of course, I'd spend fucking hours going down on her.
I think there's no better sport to go see live than golf. Not because the action is as much as other sports, but I can't recall another one where you can practically be really up close with the players as they compete. Once you go to a golf event it's really impressive how these guys play since everything just becomes a circus around them.
ReplyDeleteNope, still not calling that "thick".
ReplyDeleteI can see that.
ReplyDelete"Booger Red" was something Taker tried to get over and failed miserably.
ReplyDeleteThe true highlight of WM 14 was Sunny's LOD 2000 get up.
ReplyDeleteLove that match. Felt epic.
ReplyDelete"Sport" and "golf" don't belong in a sentence together.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but that was kind of weird. Like they were trying to force her to be hot in a way that was opposite of how she is hot. Just the wrong girl for the outfit.
ReplyDelete"I'm going to play my favorite sport and then maybe play some mini-golf after"
ReplyDeleteI think the pairing with LOD was the bigger issue. I'm still puzzled why the WWF just kept Sunny away from managing anyone post-fall of 1996. Putting her with the Rock around '97 or so would've been good.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Tommy Dreamer started doing weird shit like drinking water out of the urinal and brushing his dog's teeth and then started brushing his own with the same toothbrush?
ReplyDeleteThat was the most interesting Tommy Dreamer ever was.
I like that when I clicked on the front page, the banner ad was for Fifty Shades of Grey on Google Play. Either Scott's catering to a new audience, or that was a dynamic ad and there's something seriously questionable about the info Google has on me.
ReplyDeleteIt's arguably the best of their series, but it still drags. I remembered it as some ***1/2+ affair, but when I rated it I think it didn't even break **
ReplyDeleteShawn and/or Bret would have gotten jealous?
ReplyDeleteNot far from my house there's a batting cage, a driving range (indoor and outdoor), and a sweet indoor mini golf course. It's awesome, they got a bar and food and everything.
ReplyDeleteThis comes from an interview Hogan gave at the Body Power Expo (my favorite of all expos) in Birmingham England. Here’s the money quote:
ReplyDeleteWe’re trying to figure out a way to maybe turn me into the most evil
man in the world. Y’know, Stallone gave me my first break and he’s been a
great friend. We had a great conversation, talking about the
possibilities. ‘Can I still run, can I still jump?’ Well, not as fast or
not as high, but I think Hollywood could find a good stunt man to help
me out.
(talking about a possible Expendables 4)
.......oh ffs
I still have it in the ***1/2 area. It's the match I watch most from that show.
ReplyDeleteOh the workrate is terrible. But it feels like a real bigtime match, which had been lacking all PPV.
ReplyDeleteMini golf is always a fun date idea. Let's me impress at one of the few things I'm good at!
ReplyDeleteI was never prouder of my dad than when he said just once he'd want to trip over a waiter at a restaurant.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they will finally realize she is a low-level carny.
ReplyDeleteMy local bar has a basketball hoop!
ReplyDeleteOh, I agree. The build and such was great. I also liked how Kane had to be put down with like three Tombstones like he was Michael Myers.
ReplyDeleteYou know what, he would have loved that. And loved the Steen joke too.
ReplyDeleteRIP Farva
Hahahahha, oh my goodness.
ReplyDeleteThis one isn't like Putt-Putt (though there's one of them not too far away), it's like real greens with sand and water traps.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he just wrestle in his usual gear?
ReplyDeleteHe still could have come out with a bandana and trench coat, just take it off and have regular Taker gear underneath. Seeing guys suddenly wrestle Undertaker wearing ALL BLUE denim was some of the strangest shit ever.
A locker room revolt at the meeting would be great news!
ReplyDeleteHe's a goddamn LEGEND though! Just ask him!
ReplyDeleteI wish mine did, they need a couple pinball tables.
ReplyDeleteWent to the 2012 US Open at Olympic Club and it was badass being that close
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Hogan to talk about how he would've won the 2000 presidential election if he would've taken it seriously. "Brother, I got a call from George W. Bush himself that said he'd step down if I wanted the gig..."
ReplyDeleteShe's normal.
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy is thick.
Mike Tyson doing crotch chops is adorable.
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy is an obese hogbeast.
ReplyDelete"COLD STONE! COLD STONE!"
ReplyDeleteTyson was like a little kid in those DX segments.
After reading the book, the movie is awful. It completely gets the Jack wrong.
ReplyDeleteSo I've spotted at least 2 pre-ESPN young Bill Simmons cameos: dejected fan in the blue polo shirt after Magic Johnson hit the skyhook game winner in game 4 of the '87 finals, and at the post-WrestleMania 14 presser
ReplyDeleteFuck 2000-2006 Undertaker
ReplyDeleteAh, I've played those. Professionals mini-golfers use those types of courses.
ReplyDeleteShe's a hogbeast no matter how big she is.
ReplyDeleteIf they're seriously doing either a fourth Expendables or a TV series, at this point the franchise is at a position where making Hogan a big bad makes perfect sense. People stopped taking it seriously after the second one.
ReplyDeleteHe contributed absolutely nothing positive in 2000
ReplyDeleteI'll change it soon enough anyway lol
ReplyDeleteI love how he was trying to high five people and crotch chop at the same time lol.
ReplyDeleteI thought the whole point was that it wasn't to be taken seriously?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing good about the second one was JCVD as a bad guy. Dude killed it. The movie just went off the rails and became a parody of itself by the end, though.
ReplyDeleteEdit: Well, I did mark out for the surprise Chuck Norris debut.
ReplyDeleteWell, I meant taking it seriously as a franchise you aren't supposed to take seriously...
ReplyDeleteI feelz ya
ReplyDeleteHer video taping a meeting where she dressed down the entire locker room due to them not being happy about Hogan and his buddies coming in solidified her as that for me.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the look on Joe's face said, "fuck this bitch".
Thick just means slightly bigger with more meat on her bones. Like Hendricks. McCarthy's way past that.
ReplyDeleteI think it's meant for serious golfers to practice when it's raining or snowing. Hit the bar, then the pro shop, then the bar, then the driving range, then the bar, then the mini golf, then the bar.
ReplyDeleteThe first one was fine. 2 and 3 suuuuucked somethin fierce.
ReplyDeleteoh holy fuck. lol. It DOES get better. Officer Marva....that dude would have loved it.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Ninja Warrior is too much of a sporting event. I prefer the original Sasuke, with its wacky contestants and breezy, fun feeling. ANW is too serious.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen the American version. Loved the Japanese version.
ReplyDelete