Well, I un-cut the cord today because it's actually cheaper to get three months of Sasktel TV service on promo than it is just to have internet. So discuss this and other stuff going on this afternoon! Go sports? I dunno, whatever, Brian is better at this shit.
A Scott Keith daily thread?
ReplyDeleteI've cut the cord, un-cut the cord, then cut the cord again. Sometimes it's hard to pass up money-saving promos. Eventually, I'll find that there is nothing on my 300 or so channels and cut the cord. I'm fine with my over-the-air classic TV channels, WWE Network and Sling.
ReplyDeleteSo I know this guy who owns his own business, an equipment rental place, party stuff too. He does basically all of his own shopping at Wal Mart because it's cheap, but posts frequent pleas on Facebook to support local business.
ReplyDeleteI want to kick him.
Anything is better than Princess
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks Scott!
ReplyDeleteAnything is better than Princess.
ReplyDeleteYes, you said that.
ReplyDeleteThe idiot protesters are out in full force in downtown Cleveland. Sucks that I have Indians tickets today, too.
ReplyDeleteBuck Martinez is a horrible play-by-play guy. But he is always a better option than whoever they throw out there. Fergie Olver, I'm looking at you.
ReplyDeleteDo the tomahawk chop on your way there, dude.
ReplyDeleteSamoa Joe's WWE shirt is already sold out. He's probably sold more merch in WWE over the last four days than he made in his last four years in TNA
ReplyDeleteI love the looney tunes golden collection and all, but it's criminal that we had so many discs dedicated to these worthless 30s black and white bullshit and only like 3 Foghorn Leghorn shorts. Criminal I say.
ReplyDeleteDo as I say, not as I do.
ReplyDeleteThe Future Mrs and I are waiting to get our matching tattoos, then heading to look at fabric (she's a seamstress). After that, I got nothing.
ReplyDeleteI have no time for Bosco and that other shit. Give me Foghorn and Daffy all day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure this shit was melting people's faces off back in 1935, but it does nothing for me now.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of going to the game but fuck that noise lol. So stupid to riot.
ReplyDeleteWell if he lives in Arkansas, it would be a local business
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is going to be an even bigger mess.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anyone who lives in Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteWith the Cleveland "riots", will game 3 of the ecf be an empty arena game?
ReplyDeleteBathroom sink is not draining. What's the solution here? Draino or bleach
ReplyDeleteDraino. Works 60% of the time every time.
ReplyDeleteTombstone is on my schedule to watch for this afternoon followed by The Outlaw Josey Wales.
ReplyDeleteDraino first. If that doesn't work, try to plunge it. If that doesn't work, see if you dropped a cap down in there.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if hhh would ever consider Joe's type deal with a lot more if the roster. Not only would it give guys exposure to different atmospheres, but maybe boost the US scene as a whole if Indies could land special appearances by nxt names... Risk injury but maybe promotes long term industry health... Protect say a top three or four with standard nxt only deals, but the rest could freelance
ReplyDeleteOne of those metal snake thingys.
ReplyDeleteYou have love, you smug bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteJudging by the news it's a mess downtown. Two different protests going on (one for Rice, one against Brelo). I hope they don't try storming the stadium once they get wind that there's a baseball game going on and they can get their little media attention by making noise outside of it.
ReplyDeleteI just read the story and it sure looks greasy on the cop but having driven through the scary part of Cleveland once I can sort of understand why they would be short on patience.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to you, and to Cleveland.
If going to the store anyway, get a snake
ReplyDeleteSay when.
ReplyDeleteSeriously dude, my bathroom sink wasn't draining either a little bit ago, poured some draino in it and 15 minutes later it was draining like new again. Start there.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lonesome Dove as well.
ReplyDelete"LIBEL! SLANDER! OTHER LEGAL TERMS MISUSED!"
ReplyDelete-Vapid Twat
I'll be your huckleberry
ReplyDelete"That makes absolutely no sense".
ReplyDeleteThose mother fuckers treated Danny Glover like shit! They wouldn't even buy him a new shirt!
ReplyDeleteI watched Tombstone once I think. That was Clint Eastwood?
ReplyDeleteNah, the protesters will stop to watch the game then go back to protesting.
ReplyDeleteKurt Russell, Val Kilmer.
ReplyDeleteThat was Unforgiven. More 'serious', but awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh damnit, I thought for once I'd seen the picture.
ReplyDeleteTombstone was one of my uncle's favorite movies and we watched it at the hospital shortly before he passed, so I will always have a soft spot for that movie.
ReplyDeleteWith the Hawks on the ropes, now half of their fanbase here in Atlanta will go back to being fans of whatever team wins the championship
ReplyDeleteAnd the other half will be wondering when Smoltz, Glavine, and Maddux will pitch next.
ReplyDeleteDraino usually works pretty well but it wrecks your pipes.
ReplyDeleteNo but traffic is gonna suck big time.
ReplyDeleteAlso on that list is some Once Upon a Time in the West.
ReplyDeleteMy gut is telling me that Joe is only working as a free agent because he had other Indy appearances booked already when the WWE made him the offer he couldn't refuse. It's not in HHH's best interests to screw any promotions by pulling guys off shows they're advertised for because a lot of wrestlers have close bonds with certain promotions.
ReplyDeleteIf he continues to book more Indy appearances while under WWE contract, then I take it back.
Went over to 411 to check the headlines and noticed Caliber is now writing for them. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably entice some of the indy stars into joining nxt, but the ones who are there to be trained and have never wrestled in there life are going to want exclusive deals.
ReplyDeleteHe's been there for a while.
ReplyDeleteI shit you not, Zombeavers has just hit Netflix. A group of vacationing college students are terrorized by undead beavers.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly it's the same as Rhino who had continued to take indy bookings
ReplyDeleteSo when Meltzer is finally proven right come September, will TNATards blame him for giving Destination American the cancelation idea in the first place or something equally stupid?
ReplyDelete0.4 Sharknado.
ReplyDeleteNecrophiliacs are fucking weird.
ReplyDeleteWait, you probably mean a different kind of beaver...
True, the greener than goose shit ones would be best served as exclusives
ReplyDeleteI have the urge to run his stuff through a plagiarism checker
ReplyDelete"I heard Glavine is pitching tomorrow night in the playoffs!"
ReplyDeleteIt's possible, but I think they have bigger plans for Joe. Rhyno is there to be a jobber who gives the rookies some experience working with a guy who knows the WWE style well.
ReplyDeleteGREAT movie. One of my favorites
ReplyDeleteIt's so awful it is hard for me to believe he stole it from someone....again.
ReplyDeleteThe really sad thing is that he's one of the better 411 writers.
ReplyDeleteYeah I say we won't know the full terms of Joe's deal for a few more weeks
ReplyDeleteStill more believable than "Moose Jaws"
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what 411 writers get paid?
ReplyDeleteThat's the best way for sure.
ReplyDeleteSO Caliber going to 411 is like when Hogan jumped ship to WCW right?
ReplyDeleteI like the agents of shield write ups and sforcina
ReplyDeleteScott would know, he used to write for them. My guess is somewhere between jack and shit.
ReplyDeleteSforcina is a homophobe.
ReplyDeleteDidn't tommy hall used to write for them?
ReplyDeletePeople have been saying that for a while but I go to look and I've never seen him. Is he under that name?
ReplyDeleteSforcina used to be good, but ever since he got Ask411 back from Watry he's been absolutely horrible. He needs to step down and let Ryan Byers take it over.
ReplyDeleteA girl I dated in 2000/2001 sends me a message asking me if I knew the significance of May 21, and I said no. She gets mad and can't believe I didn't know it would have been our 10 year wedding anniversary since she apparently planned for us to get married in 2005. Keep in mind I had not seen or talked to her since 2001. She gave her son my initials..."I'm not a psycho" she told me...
ReplyDeleteDidn't know that. I just know him as massive q
ReplyDeleteHis article is up on the left under movies.
ReplyDeleteNot sure, maybe.
ReplyDeleteAt least you know you have a plan B just in case, right?
ReplyDeleteYeah, he needs to get over there and dick her down.
ReplyDeleteThat's, um, NOT CRAZY AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteThat's weird.
ReplyDeleteShe's married now, which makes her bringing this up even weirder
ReplyDeleteJust make sure you don't bring her to your place and you always carry a condom.
ReplyDeleteProbably. Wrestling fans can be loco as shit.
ReplyDeleteShe wanted to know everything I've done since 2001.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget to bring a towel!
ReplyDelete(You know, so she can clean up after you skeet skeet skeet all over her face)
I think that's a given.
ReplyDeleteAnd TNA fans are a special kind of insane. Exhibit A: They watch fucking TNA.
ReplyDeleteWhat was your reply to her jibber jabber?
ReplyDeleteWatching old stuff on the Network, I wonder what became of some WWE's giveaways. Like apparently they gave away a Stone Cold Steve Austin truck with "100% Pure Whoop Ass" on the tailgate. Seriously, someone apparently got that and presumably drove it around. I know they gave away that house for the first In Your House PPV.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there's any good stories behind what happened to any of that stuff. I know they did others over the years.
How does disqus make money?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_X4sOsAYQ
ReplyDeleteProbably selling your information.
ReplyDeleteThat's entirely crazy. I would quite literally ignore her existence from that point forward.
ReplyDeleteSomeone made a joke the other the day about Impact moving to MavTV. I found that pretty funny because I actually get that channel.
ReplyDeleteThose ads for the 30 page list articles.
ReplyDeleteIf she's hot, hit it again and bail.
ReplyDeleteThe kid's not 14-ish I hope
ReplyDeleteI remember the guy who won the house ended up never moving in or/and selling it for a big "loss".
ReplyDeleteMavTV had some wrestling for a while. I think it was David Marquez' oufit. Championship Wrestling from Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteLinda McMahon gave him free tix to Wrestlemania XX
ReplyDeleteIt was free right? Someone give me a free house, thanks.
ReplyDelete$0
ReplyDeleteIf you can't carry the taxes on it, that's not a win.
ReplyDeleteThe same as what we get paid for posting here.
ReplyDeleteI commented on his Commando story pointing out it was a ripoff of Ruthless Reviews, and the comment was not approved.
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus, you better check your air conditioning ducts. She's looking at you through the vent right now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I mean say they gave away like a $200,000 house. The taxes on receiving that as a gift are probably 40% or something like that.
ReplyDeleteIt's like when Oprah gave away those cars. Half the people had to sell them just to pay the taxes.
I'm glad someone else has noticed. He was going downhill and getting complaints before Watry took over. I think the whole Watry saga was a setup to get the complainers off Sforcina's back.
ReplyDeleteMore like Tatanka to TNA.
ReplyDeleteHe claimed his e-mails to Scott were all a work to get him hired at 411
ReplyDeleteWait, you guys get paid?
ReplyDeleteI love how he used Robocop for his column...which is a satire and parodies those types of movies and he never brings it up. Good writing!
ReplyDeleteSee: Any game show, such as TPIR. If someone wins a car, they do NOT get tax, title, and license covered. That's either paid out of other winnings, or they just get the money equivalent of the vehicle, IIRC.
ReplyDeleteI thought I remember hearing once that house was really shitty.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the sites cofounder, here is your answer.
ReplyDelete"Disqus makes money through a premium service called Disqus VIP, targeted exclusively at very large networks (sites include CNN, The Telegraph, IGN, Fox)."
I'd just take the money equivalent on anything that's not like a tv or some shit.
ReplyDeleteHold on, this is waiting to be approved by 411mania.com.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this shit?
In Scooters, which has the current exchange rate of $0.00. That is also the all time high and all time low exchange rates, as well as the future forecasted exchange rate.
ReplyDeleteWith property you're getting the property tax on top of the tax on the value of it (barbarism!)
ReplyDeleteGive me a house in (probably) some other part of the country that's going to start costing me money the day I take possession, and on an ongoing basis? No thanks.
What, your comment? I have never posted at 411 so I dunno how they do things there.
ReplyDeleteLiquid Fire, if it's available in your area. Just don't breathe the fumes or anything... oh, and do NOT pour it down the toilet. Or any metal plumbing.
ReplyDeleteYou could rent that sumbitch out.
ReplyDeleteThis also works.
ReplyDeleteYea, every time I try to comment on a Caliber article, I get that
ReplyDeleteI'm sure valuable! "This overweight creep reads wrestling and style blogs. COOL"
ReplyDeleteI noticed he does that "pull your comment out, put it in a column, and then respond" bit. What a coward.
ReplyDeleteProbably more trouble than it's worth.
ReplyDeleteI hate that CFB does that
ReplyDeleteAfter twins and 15 years of life, she's ballooned to at least 260
ReplyDeleteBring your own rubbers.
ReplyDeleteI've seen CFB in the comments section so he gets a pass.
ReplyDelete"Well, I'm REALLY happy being married"
ReplyDeletePapoose-to-Go!
ReplyDeleteBuffalo!
Yeah, one asshole who trashes the place then vanishes will cost years of rent.
ReplyDeleteHe had to be forced into doing it for QOTD. And he barely ever does it.
ReplyDeleteThey're already getting ready for a disappointing Bulldogs season.
ReplyDeleteCFB did QOTD?
ReplyDeleteI thought it had RoH pre-Sinclair...
ReplyDeleteIt's only available behind select home improvement stores.
ReplyDeleteYes. He killed it.
ReplyDeleteOh shit, WWE Network is award winning now?!? *subscribes*
ReplyDeleteNo one has ever done this in the history of mankind right?
A drain augur.
ReplyDeleteI'll sure subscribe to something that won the First Annual Vince McMahon Award for Special Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
ReplyDeleteEh, there are people who will see movies because of who the producer is.
Slammy's are awards Dude.
ReplyDeleteI only had the channel briefly, and the wrestling show was on late at night. If RoH was on there, I missed it. I thought pre-Sinclair RoH was on HDNet?
ReplyDeleteCaptain Picard continues to be an awesome character even 30 years on.
ReplyDeleteGood for him.
ReplyDeleteOne of my faves. Doc is my hero.
ReplyDeleteHis format was he'd ask the question and then the next day at the top he'd post everyone's answers with a response. It was awful and me and parallax basically had to browbeat him to come to the comments section.
ReplyDeleteHe still won't say why he thinks Shane Douglas is an "awful person."
My god, Need for Speed might be the dumbest movie of all time.
ReplyDeleteBill Watts did a real shitty job running WCW, and that he always put himself out on the show to put himself over or have JR put him over made it even worse. Fuck that guy.
ReplyDeleteIt takes place near where I live, so I always thought of checking it out
ReplyDeleteI only subscribe to award winning services, cause I'm a winner.
ReplyDeleteIs that based on the video game?
ReplyDeleteWait. that isn't just a YouTube channel run by Marv?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a daisy?
ReplyDeleteIf everyone there are models who have expensive cars, plan elaborate races, and goes to the drive in to watch classic movies then it really realistic.
ReplyDeleteIn name only.
ReplyDeleteNo, yes to expensive cars, no to races, and there is a movie theater but it's really shitty.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, Into the Storm is way better than it had any right to be.
ReplyDeleteStar Trek TNG is great, but DS9 was better in most every aspect short of Captains (and Data). Sisko was a badass but was also Shatner-like in his delivery; Stewart was more natural in his role. Still, ODO MOTHERFUCKER.
ReplyDeleteProbably gives good head tho.
ReplyDeleteProbably
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty bad when you can go more than ten years between watching a movie... And STILL be able to quote it verbatim 95% of the way through.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really appreciate DS9 in the original run, but watched it the whole way through a few years back now and it was good. A better overall cast I would agree.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Fall Out Boy is fucking terrible. Thanks Pandora.
ReplyDeleteHe had to sell it
ReplyDeleteI just reviewed a movie called Arena that had Quark in it. he played this rat-faced flunky named "Weezil".
ReplyDeleteCheck it out here: http://www.danimalcrossing.com/?p=1431#disqus_thread
That was the case with all wrestlers-turned-booker/owners. Verne did it. Ole did it. Dusty did it. Fritz did it twice, once by proxy through his sons.
ReplyDelete"The Cowboy is gonna have something' to say about that!"
ReplyDeleteHe gave Ric Flair boo boos on his feelings, probably.
ReplyDeleteI thought his rule changes were really dumb. Banning off the top rope moves and shit like that? Fuck outta here.
ReplyDeleteWell then Bob Orton can speak for himself.
ReplyDeleteThat rule was the worst. No mats around the ring was really stupid
ReplyDeleteThey filmed one of the chases through downtown Detroit; people were yelling Jesse Pinkman lines at Aaron Paul the whole time.
ReplyDeleteThe big difference is that all those guys drew. Watts wasn't drawing in early 90s WCW.
ReplyDeleteJ.R. went out of his way to make Watts look tough. It sucked
ReplyDeleteGood to see they put the crack pipes down long enough to do something productive.
ReplyDeleteThat's not bad if the movie is awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh I remember. JR was such a Watts sycophant. I like the rough Watts style, but he forgot you need contrast.
ReplyDeleteAnd his son.
ReplyDeleteJR sucks ass to whoever pays his bills, no matter how shitty they treat him.
ReplyDeleteI can quote most of Con Air. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
ReplyDeleteLITERALLY, PAL!
ReplyDeleteFinally home. Well...at work. I guess that counts.
ReplyDeleteVacations are exhausting.
What amazed me in hindsight was how unlikeable TNG's cast was. Picard, Data and Riker were fun, and Worf was a cool character. But Geordi was kind of an asshole, Troi was worthless, Crusher was preachy, Wesley was God Incarnate. Some of the temps were fun, like Reg, but Chief O'Brien was criminally underused while others (Pulaski, Ro) were annoying as fuck.
ReplyDelete...BITCH!!!
ReplyDeleteHeyman would rip Watts in promos. It was fantastic. I thought Watts stripping Rude of the U.S. title was garbage
ReplyDeleteThere were jokes made about TNA fans being like Baghdad Bob the other day. Did anyone pull something off mixing together Baghdad Bob/HHH in a tank? Because that seems like it'd get loads of upvotes and I'd be interesting in getting involved in such a project.
ReplyDeleteFrom Fall Out Boy to 30 Seconds to Mars. The fuck are you doing to me Pandora? Seriously.
ReplyDeleteApollo 13?
ReplyDeleteThat's Mr. Dropkick to you
ReplyDeleteSeth Rollins hits somebody with a chair?
ReplyDeleteNot sure how I feel about this one...
ReplyDeleteRest assured it's 6 stars.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Sevendust. That's more like it.
ReplyDelete