As if The Rock wasn't already on the Mount Rushmore of Pure Awesomeness.
I don't think there is any argument that Rock is the greatest choice to officiate a wedding. But which 3 wrestling personalities would you think would be the next best options?
I don't think there is any argument that Rock is the greatest choice to officiate a wedding. But which 3 wrestling personalities would you think would be the next best options?
My list:
- Macho Man - The guests wouldn't understand him, but he would raise his voice at just the right times
- Bobby Heenan - Just for the option to cut down every crazy member of the family
- Ric Flair - While he'd be looking WAY too closely at the bride, I think ultimately he'd do the right thing and go through with the ceremony.
Dead last would be Shawn Michaels, who would actually go through with what Ric Flair is thinking.
I think Bobby would be better suited to hosting the wedding or giving the best man speech. Really I doubt anyone is going to top the Rock in this kind of battle. I would definitely allow the Reverend Slick to officiate my wedding.
Loved, loved, loved the Hennig turn. One of the few times where the last minute change ended up making the match much more compelling than the original. It shows though that they didn't have a long-term plan for him. Payoff after it kind of fizzled, with Flair leaving the company and the focus of the WWF shifting from Flair/Perfect/Savage to that strange period that was 1993. Then Perfect got moved to Luger and ehhhh....
ReplyDeleteI know re-booking WM9 is a popular topic, but I think a Flair vs Perfect Loser Leaves Town at WM9 would have been much more memorable than having it on RAW, if Vince and Flair could have worked an agreement.
And here I thought this was going to alert me to the existence of a Hart Foundation/Hennig vs Demolition six-man. :(
ReplyDeleteRic Flair. Known for doing the right thing.
ReplyDeletePerfect wedding: Howard finkel does the introductions, Eric bischoff in the old man makeup for the officiating, triple h breaks up the wedding ceremony
ReplyDeleteHow did they get Hennig to agree to that at the last minute when he was riding his insurance payments? Money?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint.
ReplyDeleteI also meant to say "won" and not "one". Yes, I get annoyed by my mistakes more than anyone.
I think what hurt Curt is that he wasn't the best fit as a face.
ReplyDeleteMaria Menononounounous
ReplyDeleteEvery wedding needs someone rattling on for 45 minutes about how much they're BFFs with Backlund
The gimmick was a terrible fit. No one named Mr. Perfect can be a babyface. I think Curt Hennig could have been.
ReplyDeletePresumably after the Bulldogs/Harts match, the WWF competition committee got together and amended the rule. During the Demos/Brain Busters title change, Ventura explicitly states that the deciding fall is what matters in determining a title change.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think that Jack Tunney signed the bill but put in an executive order that the deciding fall determined the change.
ReplyDeleteIt's like there's not even a rule book for wrestling.
ReplyDeleteRoger Goodell would look at wrestling and say "these guys are just making up the rules to suit themselves!".
ReplyDeleteThe Rock is reaching David Beckham levels of do-no-wrongness
ReplyDeleteHave to go with Scott Steiner on this
ReplyDeleteWhy hasn't WWE booked something like this for Raw yet? "Do you take this candy-ass jabroni to be your husband? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU TAKE HIM TO BE YOUR HUSBAND!!!!"
ReplyDeleteI'd have totally wanted Ted DiBiase to officiate my wedding.
ReplyDeleteRick Rude.
ReplyDelete... and then laughing... that laugh...
ReplyDeleteMundy has actually been doing these with Rock for a few years now. They are all pretty funny. There is also one where he interviews current WWE superstars and they all basically make fun of him being fat.
ReplyDeleteWhat's funny is his wife is not bad looking at all. It just goes to show you; it doesn't matter how fat or ugly you are if you can make it in Hollywood. And I wouldn't say that Mundy has even made it yet.
Though I did enjoy "Nothing to Report". Has anyone else watched his show with Jericho on Comedycentral.com?
I've solved the mystery. You're Shane Douglas.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2015/05/24/wwe-wrestlers-crash-wedding-roman-reigns-r-truth-jimmy-uso-bride
ReplyDeleteroman reigns, r-truth and jimmy uso recently crashed a wedding
Macho Man doing a ceremony and making them say Oh Yeah at the vows and having them snap ibto a Slim Jim for communion is something that needs to happen
ReplyDeleteI always saw that 2nd fall of Harts-Demos as the ref deeming it a three count instead of a dq, since Crush stopped his hand from coming down a third time. No one ever actually said dq, did they?
ReplyDeleteAs long as her ass stays the way it is nothing else matters.
ReplyDeleteKevin Sullivan, Raven and HTM would be my picks.
ReplyDeleteSteve Austin marriage counselling would be fun.
ReplyDeleteYes. One last classic with Bret where Perfect comes up just short of a title win. Instead of going heel, Hennig is humbled and says he wants to be called by his name now
ReplyDeleteI feel like Flair's retirement match could have been used to put over new champ Bret Hart again. Bret vs Flair, Title vs Career, at Rumble 93
ReplyDeleteGood looking women with average-to-ugly dudes isn't uncommon at all. It's the other way around that's less common, but then, I think we know that many of us men tend to be shallow douchebags.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to be a like to Hennig & bret v. Ax and Smash. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan leading the guests in various "Yes!" "No!" chants would be a winner.
ReplyDeleteAre there any objections? NO! NO! NO!
Do you take this man? YES! YES! YES!
at least the TNA fuckwad hasn't invaded this thread.
ReplyDeleteyet.
I've never even worked in retail.
ReplyDeleteForget being out of his league, I'm not sure that guy and his wife are playing the same sport 0_o
ReplyDeleteIf you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, give me a HELL YEAH!
ReplyDeleteOh man, Heenan would be classic. Humanoids, we are gathered here today...
ReplyDeleteJesus. Confidence really IS everything.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Chris Benoit as the divorce lawyer
ReplyDeleteThey haven't toured Pakistan lately.
ReplyDeleteThe only one who could top The Rock is Delirious.
ReplyDelete*drops the mic*
Followed by "What a brilliant way to run the NFL!!!"
ReplyDeleteShawn wouldn't recall you saying "I do", but would just take your word for it.
ReplyDeleteThe Hennig face turn is one of the best ever. Over the course of a two hour show, it goes from impossible to improbable to probable to real. In a storyline sense, Macho Man knowing that all he had to do was stir Mr. Perfect's pride in order to get him on his side is a masterstroke. Best episode of Prime Time ever. Period.
ReplyDeleteMake Mrs. Hoss do it
ReplyDeletecrap i must have missed that night. keep wafching everything in order anyway
ReplyDeleteFucking Rafi up in this bitch.
ReplyDeleteFucking LOOOOOOL
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dropbox.com/s/8z4ipuhnkgy3usc/IMG_3417.MOV?dl=0
In my head it was like getting excited for a beheading, instead it reads like I'm super angry.
ReplyDeleteMeh. I cut the god damn to mitigate the effect some.
Goddamn.
ReplyDeleteYou should feel ashamed using such a shitty avatar.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back in ten minuets.
ReplyDelete"This is so awesome! We are like Robin Hood, we steal from the club and we give to ourselves!"
ReplyDeleteShe offers when I bitch about it. Apparently, I feel some male urge to do it myself.
ReplyDelete"Your biggest tame to fame."
ReplyDeleteMeltzer explains the backstory about Destination America canceling TNA:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5jGWD2Zfys&feature=youtu.be
So excited he can't type straight.
ReplyDeleteI love "Mets Stadium"
ReplyDeleteSomeone please send this to Maffew.
ReplyDeletehaha robot cardinals from the ill fated Turn Ahead the Clock promotion that MLB did
ReplyDeleteFlair might do the right thing for the ceremony, but part-way through the reception he shows up wearing only his robe with a helium balloon tied to his dick as he prepositions the horrified bridesmaids.
ReplyDeleteLasted 53 seconds.
ReplyDeleteWould someone care to explain why there's Hentai down below? Or is it 'just because'?
ReplyDeleteNo, he meant minuets. Sometimes you have to class up "alone time" with harpsichords.
ReplyDeleteTrolls. The answer is trolls.
ReplyDeleteI see. Well, happy hunting I guess?
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Flair would cry during the whole thing, but that's only when it's about him.
ReplyDelete*applause*
ReplyDeleteDave Meltzer sucks, Dixie Carter is a legend.
ReplyDeleteFucking casual.
ReplyDeleteShe can't officiate because - after she recited Dusty's "Hard Times" promo during the HOF pre-show this year - I'm marrying her.
ReplyDeleteGreatest promo of all time
ReplyDeletehow does he not have a reality show
ReplyDeleteWelcome back master! Let's take these heathens down together!
ReplyDeleteMeltzer is a 'mo who couldn't get it up around the great Dixie.
ReplyDelete"Sigh. Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs', what I said was 'give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have'. Do you understand?"
ReplyDeleteMan PWINSIDER has really gone downhill in the past few years
ReplyDeleteAlright, how much stars it would get a Orton/DDP match, both in good shape and motivated
ReplyDeleteWhy does this sound familiar?
ReplyDeleteThey love me there.
ReplyDeleteIt's a quote from Demolition Man.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually from Falling down.
ReplyDeleteParks and Rec
ReplyDeleteThey have your photo hanging on the wall.
ReplyDeleteSure, there's a dartboard underneath it, but hey...close enough for government work, right?
3.5 at the most.
ReplyDeleteFour. In their primes they could have hit five, but DDP is pushing 60.
ReplyDeletePWINSIDER used to be not a great site but a decent enough site to get Wrestling news what happened to cause the site to go downhill
ReplyDeleteDammit, got it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteKevin Owens' theme screams main event.
ReplyDeleteThe promoter actually had to confirm that Hogan will not actually be appearing.
ReplyDeleteI felt so sad for Ron that episode. He never got his steak.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, that scene when he almost passes out when Chris offers his mushrooms instead of steak is hilarious.
Hennig did his own variation of hulking up in that Flair LLT match, and it looked all sorts of wrong. Him noselling just didn't sit right.
ReplyDeleteFinkel announced it as a DQ at the time.
ReplyDeleteEverything about him screams main event.
ReplyDeleteMeltzer, quoting from a TV executive who was interested in TNA: "After the last two days, who would want to do business with these people?" they are so fucked right now
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen that new Masterclass website? Where people like James Patterson and Dustin Hoffman teach stuff?
ReplyDeleteFuck you and your never ending string of boats
ReplyDeleteEverything but his "New Year's Resolution" ring gear and physique scream it.
ReplyDeleteIt says "ONE HOME" underneath it too. I wonder if I still have those emails
ReplyDeleteGood thing he's acting like the good ol' Steen, they just took of his swearing. The character remains the same.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the steaks when they closed? Do you think they got eaten?
ReplyDeleteI might contact Dave Scherer and tell him that he has done a piss poor job with PWinsider
ReplyDeleteHe's FAT.
ReplyDeleteTell him you have 5 homes.
ReplyDeletePlease also include your sympathies concerning the status of his poor dog.
ReplyDeleteI could go for a nice milk steak, boiled over-hard.
ReplyDeleteI might tell him that PWinsider would be in much better shape had he not gotten into numerous pissing matches with you Mr Bayless
ReplyDeleteOl' One-House Bayless they called him.
ReplyDeleteCareful, he might use your shoot name again!
ReplyDelete"Uhh... magnets."
ReplyDelete"Wha... like making magnets, collecting magnets?"
"Playing with magnets?"
"Just magnets."
Mike Johnson banned me from his Twitter feed. Scherer hasn't though.
ReplyDeleteI'd like an ice cream steak.
ReplyDeleteThe poor prick that I am
ReplyDeleteWhen did Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Jim Cornette join Global Force Wrestling?
ReplyDelete"I'm mad at them for being so fucking stupid"
ReplyDeleteYikes, now the Christian right are pulling the "Liberals were totally okay with Lena Dunham saying she molested her sister! So leave Duggar alone!" card.
ReplyDeleteUm, no they weren't, everyone vilified her for it and she played the feminist card, which made everyone just say "fuck this" and move on.
"People's knees"
ReplyDeleteKevin Steen/Owens really carried ROH in 2011/2012, that sad Cornette Era.
ReplyDeleteYeah as a liberal, I think she's a creepy little perv
ReplyDeleteIt seems your political right is ever worse than mine in here. Sad thing, Mr. Crane.
ReplyDelete"What are some of your likes?"
ReplyDelete"Um, ghouls."
"Son of a bitch! What are you talking about?"
"After the last two days, what TV network would ever want to work with TNA?" - Dave Meltzer
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's fucking disgusting.
ReplyDeleteBut at the same time, she's not telling everyone that homosexuality is a sin and that gay people would make terrible parents. She also doesn't have the political left posing for photos with her.
America: The IRISH are more EVOLVED than us now.
ReplyDeleteDunham is a dumb oaf.
ReplyDeleteDixie keeping Russo secretly on payroll should have been a glaring red flag.
ReplyDeleteMY GAWD.
ReplyDeleteWhile what Dunham did was reprehensible, there still is a difference between a kid under 8 doing this and a 17 year-old. Worlds.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure it's so much "leave Duggar alone!" It's more "this guy is a sicko and his show was cancelled. Lena Dunham is a sicko and she gets praised as the greatest thing since Women's Suffrage"
ReplyDeleteWhich is a valid point. But anyone saying "Save 19 Kids and Counting!", fuck them.
97 DDP and today's Orton would reach **** minimum
ReplyDeleteFor almost 15 years TNA has been a never ending train wreck, Sinking ship & plane crash all rolled up into one
ReplyDeleteMore fucked: Hawks, Rockets, or Dixie?
ReplyDeleteA saw an entire thread on Facebook where everyone basically said "people make mistakes".
ReplyDeleteMolesting children, your siblings on top of that, ISN'T a mistake, it's a crime.
Dixie, I don't know about the other two.
ReplyDeleteIt's nauseating that people are quick to protect him solely because of his family.
ReplyDeleteMarry Fuck Kill
ReplyDeleteVictoria
Torrie
Stacy Keibler.
Hawks and Rockets are still going to be able to play next year, so Dixie.
ReplyDeleteDixie is rich so she can fuck anyone
ReplyDeleteBrazilian Psycho MIGHT have my favorite avatar.
ReplyDeleteCena and Edge TLC is amazing. Chair shots to the head!
ReplyDeleteHuh, dean cain appearance in Supergirl pilot
ReplyDeleteThey have been for years now, boyo. An actual health service and everything!
ReplyDeleteYeah, fuck those idiots. Molesting children isn't a mistake, obviously.
ReplyDeleteBut I wouldn't take a few lunatics on Facebook as the general right-wing thought process. Just like you wouldn't take the left-wing fringe nutjobs on facebook as the general left-wing beliefs.
So much symbolism.
ReplyDeletelies
ReplyDeleteThe Future Mrs bought me about $120 worth of Batman and other books this weekend.
ReplyDeleteSpamming sequence initiated
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ReplyDeleteWhich ones?
ReplyDeleteNot giving a shit sequence still active.
ReplyDelete*loads shotgun*
ReplyDeletelittle bitch
ReplyDeleteNo evening thread?
ReplyDeleteI'd get someone from TNA to host the wedding then stiff them on the bill; they're used to not getting paid.
ReplyDeleteI will just have Chris Weidman, defeater of Brazillians take care of you
ReplyDeleteTHE MASTER HAS RETURNED!
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM!
little bitch.
ReplyDeleteOG Supergirl as her mom too, right?
ReplyDeleteThis. An 8-year-old old doesn't REALLY know the deal when it comes molestation and sex organs and such. Duggar, at 17, should've been on trial and imprisoned immediately.
ReplyDeleteYup. In that order.
ReplyDeleteHow's Australia this time of year?
ReplyDeleteFox News might need a wrestling show one day.
ReplyDeleteM Victoria
ReplyDeleteF Stacy
K Torrie
That's really though but I'd go that order as well.
ReplyDeleteGood choice sir.
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious, much like TNA, the troll just never dies.
ReplyDeleteBOW TO HIM!
ReplyDeleteHe has come to save us.
M Torrie
ReplyDeleteF Victoria
K Stacy
And also much like TNA, nobody cares about it.
ReplyDeleteNo Kyrie again huh?
ReplyDeleteI like your pithiness, Kid.
ReplyDelete...so are people really surprised trolling's up after all the TNA schadenfreude and possibly some from here going to wherever the TNA people stick their heads in the sand?
ReplyDeleteHowever, a 28 year-old should know better than to write about such an encounter that not only paints her as a pervert but also probably will embarrass her younger sister for the rest of her life.
ReplyDeleteI know a couple who did that actually, not TNA obv, but stiffed the minister.
ReplyDeleteOh true, but after Mike Huckabees blunder, I'm wondering what other of the right's Presidential nominees are going to be putting their foot in their mouths.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like they need him in this series
ReplyDeleteYeah Huckabee... bad move. Let the story play out before you take a side, dude.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how people were even able to post there. All their comments have to be approved.
ReplyDeleteDunham is a dumb, ugly oaf
ReplyDeleteFTFY
Yeah. ....already handling Superman better than Man of Steel too
ReplyDeleteHawks laying the Smackdown right now
ReplyDeleteYou make me feel.
ReplyDeleteYou make me feel.
You make me feel...
...Like a natural woman.
Al Lobama's mom is following me. That;s like 4 TNA troll accounts now.
ReplyDeleteFox News could put Hour 7 of Bimbo Reading the News and it would still quadruple TNA's ratings.
ReplyDelete"Fuck, this wrestling show is tanking. Quick, Stacey Dash, go out to the ring and say something stupid about women getting raped!"
ReplyDeleteShe's the daughter of Sloth.
ReplyDeleteTrue. This was where the titles changed on a SNME episode, and the Busters were the perfect team to beat the Demos. And Ventura explained it perfectly here, but this was the show where the rule changed.
ReplyDeleteAs long as Stacey Dash is wearing those shorts she wore on the cover of King Magazine, she could say whatever the fuck she wants.
ReplyDeleteFuck Jay Briscoe.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm watching a bit of nascar and this is some of the most boring shit. I can only think of that nascar South Park episode.
ReplyDeleteRATINGS!
ReplyDeleteI was watching the Indy 500 earlier and I was bored to death with it. And F1 was at the worst track ever today and Charlotte sucks.
ReplyDeleteBatman and Son
ReplyDeleteBatman: The Black Mirror
Final Crisis
Sandman Number 4
Preacher: Book Two
She also got me Robert Brockway's 'Everything is Going to Kill Everybody' and James McWilliams 'The Modern Savage: Our Unthinking Decision to Eat Animals.' It has been a GREAT weekend for reading.
You know why Tomorrowland tanked? Because not a single poster, trailer, or any of the marketing materials gave any indication of what the fuck the movie was actually about
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