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WWE Elimination Chamber Live Thread

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Matches tonight include:

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (c) for the WWE Title
John Cena vs. Kevin Owens
Intercontinental Title Elimination Chamber Match: Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback vs. King Barrett vs. R-Truth. Rusev has been ruled out for the match and a replacement will seemingly be made tonight
Tag Team Title Elimination Chamber Match: New Day (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores vs. Prime Time Players vs. Ascension
Paige vs. Naomi vs Nikki Bella (c) for the WWE Diva's Title
Neville vs. Bo Dallas

Comments

  1. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 4:51 PM

    I'm at the elimination chamber as I type this.

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  2. Corned Biff HashMay 31, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    I may have to pass on this show tonight. Aside from, well, not having the WWE Network for $9.99, the missus has decided tonight should be 'alone time', and I'm too whipped to man up and say no. Enjoy the 'men in underwear rolling around on each other' tonight I reckon.

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  3. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighMay 31, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    Enjoy! I'm excited for this show

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  4. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    This is a really good card on paper, with only overbooking and poor booking that can possibly kill it.

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  5. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    HORSEDICK

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  6. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    Enjoy watching stuff through chain links!

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  7. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z41cXJhg6_4/hqdefault.jpg

    Enjoy your inaugural trip through the inCenarator, Kevin!

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  8. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    How can it be alone time if there's two of you? When a woman says alone time to me, it usually means them and their vibrator

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  9. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Poor booking and overbooking? In WWE? Surely you jest

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  10. daveschletMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Agreed

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  11. Corned Biff HashMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    My brother is living with us right now, so alone time means 'tell him to go watch the show in his room, you and I are spending time together tonight watching The Notebook."

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  12. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Savio Vega will be the mystery entrant, write it down.

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  13. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Surprised theres no match announced for the Kick-Off. Only the Miztv segment with Daniel Bryan.

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  14. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    That's a good movie. Every time I saw that with a lass, I got laid right after. What is it about that movie that turns females so goddamn horny and why do we not have 20 sequels of it by now?

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  15. Mike MearsMay 31, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    This has been the best month of WWE programming since probably March of last year. I'm pretty hyped about this show.

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  16. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    I know. I can already see the Kane and J&J interference in the main event a mile away.

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  17. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    I haven't watched any of the main shows but everyone is excited for the card, so I'm in.

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  18. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    Kane! J&J! Roman! BIG SHOWWWWW!

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  19. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    Those top two matches look pretty good. I might just see if I can acquire this PPV.

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  20. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    That should be enough to get some people watching. It should still give some people hope that maybe Bryan's career isn't over yet.

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  21. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    Only top two. Every match on there looks like it could go ****
    Even the Divas match

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  22. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    Here are my six participants for the tag team one.


    Viktor
    Big E.
    Kalisto
    Titus
    Cesaro
    Fernando


    And my upset pick is the Prime Time Players.

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  23. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    They're in TX? Is the arena going to float away?


    (sorry Stranger; hope you're ok)

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  24. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    This should be an awesome fucking show, very excited.

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  25. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    Speaking of vibrators, I had a female roommate once, and in her closet, she had this giant 10-inch rotating dildo that was electric blue.

    I hope she named it Doctor Manhattan

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  26. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    I would have requested a demonstration.

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  27. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    We know there will be a actual match as well.
    The "dark match" happens for production reasons as well as for the pre-show, so there will be some kind of match happening.

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  28. BonzaiDBSMMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    Not the Divas match, unless Nikki gets taken out backstage and is unable to compete

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  29. BobbyMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    I'm okay too, by the way.

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  30. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    Corey Graves looks like such a poser wannabee gangster.

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  31. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    I've really enjoyed Graves' work on commentary. The day Vince steps down, I wouldn't be shocked if he gets put in Booker's chair and he gets sent out to pasture.

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  32. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    They holding this in the Corpus Christi Public Library? Even during preshow crowds are usually doing stuff, lol.

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  33. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    Didn't Elimination Chamber continue to be advertised as No Way Out in Germany? #VintageHolocaust

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  34. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    Rusev out for the Chamber? Oh man, did that match just take a huge nosedive.

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  35. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    "There are three of you. You're not exactly 'lone.'"

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  36. Bruce ChungMay 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    And here's Stiffler with the tranqu gun.


    "Hello darkness my old friend..."

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  37. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    When did Renee's lisp begin? I don't remember her having it last year.

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  38. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    To be fair to Ryback, the injury does not appear to have been in any way his fault.

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  39. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Also, add another injury notch to Ryback's wall.

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  40. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Yeah maybe. I'm mostly just interested in the top 2.

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  41. Jay ThomasMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Is there any reason why anyone should be wrestling barefoot anymore?

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  42. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Nah I mean that just looked like bad luck.

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  43. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Sorry I damaged her throat, thrusting too hard.

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  44. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    It's just funny that injuries happen and it's almost a Sheamus/Ryback binary equation at the moment.

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  45. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    It's always been there, I actually think it's become less pronounced lately.

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  46. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Well, I'm glad to hear it. Stranger is just the only guy I know, off the top of my head, who frequents the BoD from TX.

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  47. John PetrieMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Kudos to them announcing it right off.

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  48. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Who's the replacement? Former World Champion? Miz?

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  49. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Everybody Loves Stranger

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  50. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Booker claims it'll be a former world champion, so Kane, Show, Swagger or Orton?

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  51. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Wellllllll...well it's the BIG SHOOOOOOOW.

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  52. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    "I'm a journaliss."


    Goddammt, Booker T....

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  53. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    I'd guess Jericho or Van Dam, but I have no idea.

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  54. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Booker clearly consulted Broussard

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  55. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    There's also Bobby.

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  56. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Fuck!

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  57. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    That pained me...

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  58. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    I'm sure I will forget.

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  59. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    If it's Van Dam, will it be for a one shot deal?

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  60. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    As well it should have.

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  61. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    #AskLana. Man, they're going to fishing one appropriate question out of a thousand horrible ones tonight.

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  62. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Got the Network running on my iPhone tonight, I hate working on special event Sundays.

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  63. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    How often has you broken your accent while on the air? #AskLana

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  64. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Is American dick cleaner than Russian dick?

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  65. JakeMay 31, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Are there any pre-show matches?

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  66. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    How's the house in TN?

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  67. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    He's not even Samoan

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  68. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    "Tastes like Vodka."

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  69. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    Oh, hey. Purple.

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  70. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    She's always had a bit of a speech thing.

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  71. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    None announce, just MIZTV with Daniel Bryan

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  72. JakeMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Lameeee.

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  73. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Swank new outfits for The New Day

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  74. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Wouldn't shock me if it was just a house show deal, like the one Jericho is/was on.

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  75. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Xavier's going to show off some acting chops tonight!

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  76. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    I enjoy the New Day

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  77. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Nice, the wife has on the Star Trek ep where Picard becomes Locutus.

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  78. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    So it's a Handicap tag team Elimination Chamber Match?

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  79. LeeleePhoenixMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    How hard will Rusev CRUSH you tonight?

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  80. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    So, now they have blue, green, & purple.


    something something Kool-aid something

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  81. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    In Your House 4 appreciates the purple.

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  82. BobbyMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    I don't mind Kane as a backstage persona, but please stop wrestling. Especially in the main event scene.

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  83. Jay ThomasMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    Amazing how they not only salvaged them, but made them one of the more enjoyable acts going.

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  84. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    I still need to finish out Season 5, and then 6 & 7, on blu-ray.

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  85. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    God Booker T is awful

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  86. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    #AskLana - has Rusev begun asking what you were talking about with Dolph just now yet?

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  87. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    "You can hurt yourself just getting inside the Chamber!"


    Has no one told Booker that there's someone else under the Sin Cara mask these days?

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  88. Mike MearsMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    I maintain that they knew what they were doing with them all along.

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  89. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    No, what's amazing is that someone backstage thought, "Well, this isn't working. Heel turn and see what happens?"

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  90. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    Byron looks like a black Jason Statham.

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  91. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    No way in hell.

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  92. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    Just think, if Cole got fired we'd end up with one of these idiots.....

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  93. Mike MearsMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    This made me laugh.

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  94. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    hm.


    no.

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  95. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    My bathroom doesn't have any chain links.

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  96. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    It was the Honky Tonk Man angle. Came in trying to be a face, it didn't work, so they had him do the exact same stuff as a heel. Fucking beautiful.

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  97. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    I agree with this, it was like Angle, where they were brought in to be obnoxious forced faces who the crowd turn on.

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  98. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Can't I still hold out hope for Regal getting a main show commentary job?

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  99. PrimeTimeTenMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Football pregames in front of live crowds: People do everything they can to get close
    WWE pregames in front of live crowds: No one in the background gives a shit

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  100. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    I don't think Graves is that bad.

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  101. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    No way. They were absolutely doomed until Philly destroyed them.

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  102. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Regal pulls double duty as a trainer though so he can't leave NXT

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  103. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Yep. I've made that comparison. The only thing Honky changed was getting rid of the suspenders, which he may have done while still a face.

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  104. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    He looks like a man getting a Make a Wish

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  105. BobbyMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Gotta agree with Hoss, I don't see it either.

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  106. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    She's been going through them lately, it's been fun. It takes a season to get going but they still largely hold up for me.


    Hadn't watched it in a while.

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  107. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Is it just me or do none of these younger stars or even NXT guys they are bringing up really give off a superstar vibe? All this stuff screams midcard to me, but that might be the fact that I'm used to wrestlers being "larger than life."

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  108. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    He should be a color guy. He's got a great Ventura-ish style.

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  109. Mike MearsMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    And I say that having not watched last week's Raw or any Smackdowns. But yeah, this is a loaded card.

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  110. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    For all the "great matches" stuff with the US title open challenge, it has led to some of the worst Cena promos in years.

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  111. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    I love that they refer to Cena/KO as Champion vs Champion

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  112. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Bah, fair enough.

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  113. Brian_BaylessMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Its really just the same promo he has been cutting for the past few years.

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  114. LeeleePhoenixMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    I definitely feel the same, even with the indy darlings

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  115. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Vince actually wanted Kurt Angle to debut as a face, but told him to cut a whiny heel promo in case the crowd didn't like him when he came out. Which is what happened.

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  116. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Dude, Owens has "superstar" written all over him. He's the closest thing to a sure thing they've had in a long time.

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  117. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    I don't think they've been that bad.

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  118. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    The suspenders would have been heel heat gold! He could have used them to strangle guys all over the place!

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  119. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    He's....um...well, prettier than Statham. Jason is more rugged. Byron looks like he just came from a manicure. Maybe a pedicure.

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  120. THE YETAAAAYMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    I'd live to create a mad libs book with John Cena promos.

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  121. cultstatusMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Ambrose
    Cena
    Owens
    New Day
    Nikki
    Neville

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  122. Mike MearsMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    Exactly. It was way too on-the-nose for me to think they didn't intend for them to be heels.

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  123. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    You mean the guy who gave Mistico the mask was an Indian Giver?

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  124. cultstatusMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    His promos have been good.

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  125. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    They haven't been bad, just generic

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  126. Mitch, The GodfatherMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I see it in the face. Maybe the eyes.

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  127. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Agree with everything but the title. Rollins retains.

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  128. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    They should give Ambrose the title to show that these Network shows matter, but I just don't see it.

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  129. THE YETAAAAYMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I think Owens and Zayn have a superstar vibe. Finn Balor more-so than the both of them. Other than that, I don't see anyone from the current NXT crop being superstars.

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  130. John PetrieMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Why is R-Truth in the match and not Bray Wyatt?

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  131. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Because all black guys look alike?

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  132. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I fucking love the show. A lot.

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  133. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    "15 World Champions, 2 Royal Rumble match victories, 11 Wrestlemanias, 57 terrible T-shirt designs..."


    Goddamn, Owens is so great!

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  134. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    I can't remember the last good Cena promo I saw. They are all just the same.

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  135. LeeleePhoenixMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    They both probably will shortly

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  136. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Maybe "annoying" was a better word than worst? It's like, basic Cena promo, then eleventy tons of pandering about Murica on top.

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  137. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Truth still has compromising pictures of Vince.

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  138. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    R-Truth is the token black face.

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  139. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Shit.


    I never thought of this.


    Shame on me.

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  140. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Graves is the perfect example of why you shouldn't get too tatted up.

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  141. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    I must've missed that show, I hadn't heard that.

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  142. Jay ThomasMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    15 minutes in and that Offspring song is already on my nerves.

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  143. Mister_E_MahnMay 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Oh yeah, saucer separation! Dramatic music!

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  144. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    John Cena is a fighting champion! Except for tonight!

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  145. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Man, I FUCKING LOVE seeing someone beat down Cena.

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  146. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    "Some people cheer me, some people boo me, 'Murrica, #Opportunities," repeat.

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  147. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Luckily it's just one show. For Mania we heard shitty Kid Ink for a month straight.

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  148. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Gotta think of a better name than the basic pop up powerbomb. Something snazzy.

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  149. THE YETAAAAYMay 31, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Good lord, I hate hearing these guys talk about corporate sponsors and branding for a match that has been built well.

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  150. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Remember when pay-per-views didn't need a damn music theme?

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  151. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Last SmackDown

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  152. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    "Some of my toughest opponents have been Canadians."

    Well, that's an interesting angle to build up Owens.

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  153. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Who would have thought that Cena would become a great worker that can't give a promo?

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  154. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    I have no issues with this being a nontitle match.

    Kevin Owens has not had a match in WWE yet.

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  155. cultstatusMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Pop Up Powerbomb has a nice ring to it.

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  156. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    When's the last time a card had four matches that hit ****

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  157. PrimeTimeTenMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Hyper Compu Global Mega Bomb

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  158. Jay ThomasMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Shame we'll never see that package piledriver. That's a snazzy move.

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  159. Brent AllesMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Damn, this Owens-Cena buildup has been epic in a way they just don't do anymore. Looking forward to the match. (Yeah, I know , LOL CENA WINS and all that.)

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  160. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Yes, let's go back to NXT Arrival, the last time anyone took Bo Dallas seriously.

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  161. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Remember when we used to let Bo Dallas be good?

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  162. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Hey, see when Bo Dallas and Neville were over and now they are curtain jerkers!

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  163. THE YETAAAAYMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    How long are they going to keep calling Neville the "new sensation?" Will it be like in ECW when Rhyno was the "rookie monster" two years into his run there?

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  164. NightMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    To be fair, he can't just blurt out the name Benoit.

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  165. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    A little...hmm. Light? Can't think of the right word, for a move that looks like death.

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  166. John PetrieMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    If he beats Cena with it tonight they should steal InCenarator.

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  167. JakeMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Roddy Piper is the token blackface.

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  168. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Mike Awesome won a title in his first WWE match.

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  169. PrimeTimeTenMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    "Former NXT Tag Team Champion"

    Is there a lowlier distinction in WWE?

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  170. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    uh.


    The KO Super Bomb?


    The Pop Up Punisher?


    The Knocked You Out?


    eh.


    Pop Up Powerbomb is fine. They don't really seem to name moves anymore.

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  171. FunkDoc1112May 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Wrestlemania X7's the only card Scott's given that many out to.

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  172. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Amazing what happens when you have a unique thing people haven't seen before or overly exposed.....

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  173. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Mojo Rawley.

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  174. NightMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    So did Carlito.

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  175. THE YETAAAAYMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Last time I remember four around the ***1/2 and above level was MITB 2013.

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  176. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Oh, Booker definitely can, it's just a question of whether his mouth's gonna go faster than his brain. You know he's susceptible to it, heh.

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  177. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    I think he did a version of it with a match on NXT. Kind of looked like a shoulderbreaker.

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  178. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    The hell is Byron Saxton talking about. This dude says some of the most ridiculous crap.

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  179. Brent AllesMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    INXS could probably use the royalties... maybe they can spring for the theme song...

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  180. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    My picks
    Rollins
    Owens
    Ziggler
    Kidd/Cesaro
    Nikki
    Neville

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  181. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    LOL, if that happens, I definitely support that.

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  182. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Crush won a title BEFORE his first WWE match!

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  183. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    I'm waiting for a hot dog to explode in Dean's face or something and cost him the Rollins match.

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  184. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    That explains it, I don't watch that.

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  185. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Awesome actually won the title before his first WWE match

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  186. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    I'm honestly surprised they haven't ever done a divas elimination chamber match.

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  187. PrimeTimeTenMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    No one is allowed at ringside.

    Under the ring is an entirely different thing, though, as demonstrated by Demolition at Summerslam 90.

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  188. Brass Ring ClubMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    No Brie at ringside?!? So much for me watching the show. Brie is the best thing on TV!

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  189. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    Oh, no. NO no no. Someone would fucking die. The botches would be horrid.

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  190. zanatudeMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    You cannot pin someone unless you're having a match with them.

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  191. John PetrieMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    Current Intercontinental Champion.

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  192. DavidMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    That would mean they would have to wrestle at least 20 min

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  193. Jackson SmithMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    Buh-buh-buh-BRIE MOOOOOOOODE

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  194. JakeMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    I need you tonight.

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  195. Adam WrightMay 31, 2015 at 5:20 PM

    They have always been hesitant to have Divas in hardcore style matches, WWE has only had maybe half a dozen since the Attitude era.

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  196. Mug O'HossMay 31, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Former NXT jobber?

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  197. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Nikki has been champ for more than 200 days? There's something SERIOUSLY wrong with that.

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  198. VintageMay 31, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    "Nikki Bella is on the verge of becoming the longest-reigning Divas champion of all-time!"


    Shoot me.

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  199. MikeyMikeMay 31, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Your parallax's favorite now

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  200. LSciscoMay 31, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    It'd definitely have car wreck appeal.

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