Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
Not much to talk about on here so TV tonight:
Lots of Baseball. ESPN has Texas vs. Baltimore I think.
RAW
I think the Comedy Central Website has like...every Daily Show ever or something.
There's other stuff on too but nothing sticks out to me as worth listing unless you guys are really enjoying the final weeks of the Bachelorette. Might be a NetFlix night for me if RAW can't deliver.
Enjoy and keep it clean!
Not much to talk about on here so TV tonight:
Lots of Baseball. ESPN has Texas vs. Baltimore I think.
RAW
I think the Comedy Central Website has like...every Daily Show ever or something.
There's other stuff on too but nothing sticks out to me as worth listing unless you guys are really enjoying the final weeks of the Bachelorette. Might be a NetFlix night for me if RAW can't deliver.
Enjoy and keep it clean!
Any thought given to bringing him in to battle the Authority?
ReplyDeleteBecause what Raw needs is MORE authority figures.
ReplyDeleteI honestly wouldn't mind having Bisch back as an on-screen talent, but unless they can do something fresh and exciting with him, it isn't worth it. And I'm not sure he can handle doing anything but be an on-screen authority figure.
Vince McMahon needs to replace Trump on the apprentice.
ReplyDeleteYou're fired becomes Yooooooooooooooooouu're Fiiiiiiiiiiiired!
ReplyDeleteTrump stole Vince's You're Fired!, who stole it from Mr Spacely from the Jetsons.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Spacely steal it from?
ReplyDeleteAnother authority figure...fresh and exciting....never mind.
ReplyDeleteMr. Slate
ReplyDeleteWho took it from...?
ReplyDeleteAnyone think Rollins is losing the title at whatever this network special is called? I do. Seems like they've lost confidence in him.
ReplyDeleteNah. It's a glorified house show.
ReplyDeletewhich is why I can't understand the reason for Brock being on it.
ReplyDeleteThe Japan show or Battleground?
ReplyDeleteWell I've said for months that he was holding the title until his match with Brock could happen. Win or lose against Brock I think Seth's days are numbered after beating Brock.
ReplyDeleteSeems like he's been holding it for the expressed purpose of facing Brock.
Battleground. Is he defending at the Japan show?
ReplyDeleteCard subject to change? I still don't understand the Brock-Kofi match.
ReplyDeleteIt didn't start that way but that's what it's turned into. They don't have anything else on the horizon for him
ReplyDeleteBrock does have a Japanese past and it's doubt he's been forgotton.
ReplyDeleteWhat? is that on the Japan show?
ReplyDeletewhat happened?
ReplyDeleteBrock is facing Kofi on the Japan show, yes.
ReplyDeleteBrock-Kofi because someone said to Brock he isn't the smartest businessman on earth. He slammed his fist on the nearest wall and poof, this match came to be, Fonzi style
ReplyDeleteKofi dies for the Japanese fans.
ReplyDeleteWas New Japan champ after he left WWE I think
ReplyDeleteThat may be the biggest mismatch in sports entertainment history. I remember Stone Cold wrestled D-Lo as a Heat main event in '98. That's probably the closest.
ReplyDeleteJapan likes freak shows. Brock/Kofi is gonna be a damn monster movie.
ReplyDeleteAnd each of Goldbergs title defenses
ReplyDeleteYeah. Gotta say, I'm kinda looking forward to the point that the entire New Day shows up and Brock obliterates all of them.
ReplyDeleteI think it's him and Kane vs. Cena and Roman.
ReplyDeleteThere was a certain joy in watching Goldberg destroy people. Be interesting to see if Brock can capture that as a face.
ReplyDeleteHe had his first MMA fight in Japan too.
ReplyDeleteWho are you to doubt Curt Hennig?
ReplyDeleteI think Seth escapes with the title vs. Brock and then Seth loses it by SummerSlam. Only problem is I don't see anyone else on the horizon to be champion besides Seth. Hell, just give it to Cena until the new champ is ready.
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna have a stall for time champ I'd rather him be booked strong than another Authority Lapdog.
Goldberg was a fantastic power wrestler. His big moves looked like DEATH.
ReplyDeleteI'm away at a wedding this weekend so won't be able to watch either show live, but I'm expecting some great matches out of WWE and New Japan PPVs.
ReplyDeleteI've been a proponent of Cena taking it for the longest. I had high hopes for Seth but WWE seems to have no faith in him. Just put it out of its misery
ReplyDeleteI think there's a rumour that he wanted to visit Saito do he got himself booked on the tour.
ReplyDeleteThat match against Henning was crazy. Henning's neck snapped on that spear.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how paper thin on top they are right now. If Brock wins, then what? Cena's in his US title land, no one else looks like anything that could touch Brock. Money in the Bank looks like a circus freak and is Sheamus to boot. At least if Rollins holds on, maybe HHH, maybe Reigns if they're done for now with Reigns getting the belt
ReplyDeleteYeah he was great. But Scott putski and Barry Horowitz weren't exactly stellar opponents
ReplyDeleteIts fairly obvious they are building towards Stephanie beating Brock for the WWE title, then having a successful title defense against Rhonda Rousey at WM.
ReplyDeleteIt's time for someone else to hold it. No one but Cena is in shape to do so. Not Reigns, not Bray.
ReplyDeleteHey, just have Sheamus cash in now. Briefcase goes away for a year which is nice. And Sheamus has awesome music.
If Rollins is done then it would be smart to transition to Reigns. They probably want to wait until Mania but I say they need him in the mains as soon as possible.
ReplyDeleteIf they wanted, they'd have a shot at a reverse Savage with Rollins, start the dude as a smarmy heel, turn him face to end the authority. Shame the lynch pin of this universe is a strong authority
ReplyDeleteNo Sheamus. He is not a main event guy.
ReplyDeleteReigns winning at a PPV other than WrestleMania would probably go over better. If he's challenger at WrestleMania people might think "oh great 'WrestleMania moment' he's the new guy here we go"
ReplyDeleteBut if he wins it at Night of Champions or something it might come more out of nowhere and go over better.
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I agree with your assessment. A lot of that stink seems to have worn off
ReplyDelete"Looked like"
ReplyDelete~B. Hart
WWE has done a good job rehabbing Reigns, but this Bray thing may undo all the good will. Who booked this crap? Why would I challenge a guy stalking my daughter to a wrestling match? Good grief. I feel better now.
ReplyDeleteThis feud is setting Reigns back three months. It's depressing as fuck.
ReplyDeleteLord, I really don't want to watch Raw tonight. I'm trying to force my way through it, but damn is that main event a real nutbuster.
ReplyDeletePlus, the bits I've seen, it doesn't even look like he's stalking the kid, but obviously just playing with a stupid looking Reigns in the process
ReplyDeleteYou know, I would be ok with another authority figure if there was some discernible difference in the way they ran the show. We constantly get these "performance evaluation" angles where the current GM or authority figure gets fired. Then they do a lot of buildup as to who the new person would be and inevitably whoever gets chosen puts on the same damn show as the person before them.
ReplyDeleteHaving an authority figure is not the problem. It's having virtually the same authority figure (aka having the same director and actual authority figure) that is the problem
Buzz is the new Terminator sucks. Boo, hiss.
ReplyDeleteLoved the initial reviews "it's the best since T2" when 3 and 4 were apparently horrible.
ReplyDeleteGuys, I am gay...for all of you.
ReplyDeleteBray comes out - "blah blah besmirching Kevin Sullivan's Florida work blah". Roman without music or fanfare runs in *from the back*, beats Wyatt within an inch of his creepy hillbilly life for even daring to even think of the little girl. Wyatt should have to ask for the match.
ReplyDeleteWho isnt?
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
ReplyDeleteVince is a child and wants to hear Japanese people struggle to chant "Brock"
ReplyDeleteduh
ReplyDeleteI don't get why Bray has to do these occultish shenanigans. Just fucking fight.
ReplyDeleteEVEN ME AND MY 1/4" COCK?
ReplyDeleteyhy
ReplyDeletetgh
ReplyDeleterg
ReplyDeleteI still blame Parallax for the sudden infusion of bots. See what happens when you don't immediately reject them?
ReplyDeleteI'll get over you, I know I will
ReplyDeleteI'll pretend my ship's not sinking
All the bots.
ReplyDeleteThis would be a good scenario to bring back blood. I would think invoking someone's daughter in a feud would be a good reason for it.
ReplyDeleteThis. Reigns looks dumb as balls thinking Bray's doing a damn thing with his kid.
ReplyDeleteI get keeping blood out of the mix. I'd really love Roman to break out the piledriver.
ReplyDeleteWow...they use the hell out of Brock to plug the Network thing from Japan, but don't even mention who his opponent will be.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who'll go over....
We got the rapper guy going through a table so things are allowed to get a bit hardcore.
ReplyDelete3 minutes and we outta here we got 3 minutes and we outta here.
ReplyDeleteDidja watch the new episode of TD?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if tonight's the night... that we see something other than a boring 20 minute Authority promo and all the Kane matches? Maybe a new set, a new theme song...
ReplyDeleteMongo straight.
ReplyDeleteBatista?
ReplyDeleteHuh. ROck showed up at a house show. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteBatista is back tonight?
ReplyDeleteThat's what you think!
ReplyDeleteRumor from reddit so I dunno.
ReplyDeleteBoo this man.
ReplyDeleteTHESE LAST 5 MINUTES OF NCIS GET BETTER EVERY WEEK
ReplyDeleteWell. Here we go. Swigga Jack for the bored wrestling fan.
ReplyDeleteAnd THAT is how heeling is done. Mark.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is getting out of hand.
ReplyDeleteAnd it was against Bo no less.
ReplyDeleteI just want you to know good luck--we're all counting on you.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it was so much "against." More like, "fuck you. I'm walking out. Deal."
ReplyDeleteI did. It was pretty cool and I can't wait for next week's. I know some people are hating on it but I'm intrigued.
ReplyDeleteI picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
ReplyDeleteWashington DC? Time for a Batista run in.
ReplyDeleteThanks! That's a warm welcome!
ReplyDeleteSupposedly he's backstage.
ReplyDeleteOh, but also a lot of responsibility.
ReplyDeleteThe United Authority? Fuck, that's going to get annoying.
ReplyDeleteWe need Bo-Tista. Complete with machine gun pyro mimickry.
ReplyDeleteI'm really liking it now. By the way, check out the picture in that weird therapists office: http://i.imgur.com/inuzIKs.png
ReplyDelete"Obsessed with cock"
ReplyDeleteAnd we're only 5 minutes in.
ReplyDeleteJBL: "Monday Night Rollins! Monday Night Rollins! Hashtag #MondayNightRollins!"
ReplyDeleteByron Saxton: "Oh, stop."
+1 Saxton, keep it up.
I feel like disgusted face announcer Jim Ross would get Rollins even more over as a slimy heel solely by being disgusting by his antics.
ReplyDeleteWould be a nice little one night thing.
ReplyDeleteThe announce team are too busy telling stories. Shitty, non-relevant stories.
ReplyDelete*into a crash pad.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what that is. Cant really see it. Tell me?
ReplyDeleteNice that Jamie can clap with both hands there.
ReplyDeleteI really doubt we'll see him. Probably just visiting friends, assuming he's actually there at all.
ReplyDeleteRollins Heyman impression: 2 outta 10.
ReplyDeleteI think the only thing Rollins really needs is a legit catch phrase that gets over organically.
ReplyDeleteIt looks a lot like the bird mask.
ReplyDeleteThey need to cut the pause from his music.
ReplyDelete"I've got bad news, that's not going to happen. Brock Lesnar is boarding a plane to Japan right now."
ReplyDeleteSuddenly, two hundred thousand viewers tune out...
Ohhhh...interesting....
ReplyDeleteBrock needs all the rest he can get for that 5 minute squash match.
ReplyDeleteThey just need to give him non awful music.
ReplyDeleteThey need to get rid of that terrible theme altogether
ReplyDeleteBaby steps.
ReplyDeleteI'll agree with that I guess
ReplyDeleteJust give him the Ascensions theme.
ReplyDeleteQuite a bit of Jamie Noble love from the crowd, lol.
ReplyDelete(Rollins cements heeldom)Unless some other brat dies this year
ReplyDeleteAlmost getting killed by Brock and living to tell the tale is worth props.
ReplyDeleteHeyman needs to call the Authority The Not-So-Dangerous Alliance
ReplyDeleteI wasn't even thinking about music, actually. Dude is good to great in the ring and more than solid on the stick. That theme is bad though.
ReplyDelete"Just keep Rollins!"
ReplyDeletechanneling the rock and the nation
ReplyDeleteOnly if he's bringing a stable to fight the power.
ReplyDeleteBRAND NEW APPLE WATCHES, haha...something about Seth's megadouche delivery owned that.
ReplyDeletewow this is boring and stupid.
ReplyDeleteWWE can afford Apple Watches?
ReplyDeleteKane's indifference to how excited Mercury is made me laugh
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand Rollins on the mic.
ReplyDeleteI literally have no idea what the point of an Apple watch is. I'm guessing it's a watch that runs apps? Does it work like a phone?
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. I don't really care.
Never mind.
I really wanna see Vince attempt to use an Apple Watch.
ReplyDeleteMICK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT. WE'RE ONLY 9 MINUTES IN, FUCKER
ReplyDeleteSo they're advertising Crapple now? Fuck you Vince.
ReplyDeleteSeth is doing as best he can, but this angle is just death.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Kane was terrifying, he is now smiling at his Apple Watch in the middle of the ring.
ReplyDelete"Where's the Buddy Landell 10-bell salute and tears?"
ReplyDelete-Mickey Yarber
Oh and something else, when Colin went to Vaughn in the first episode there was a bartender working there. The same guy was one of the thugs who beat up the guy next to his car in episode two. He's a ginger. Kinda like Colin's kid.
ReplyDeleteThat needs to be a show on the Network.
ReplyDeleteITS VERY BORING AND I"M NOT ENTERTAINED BY THIS
ReplyDeleteAt first i thought this was shameless product placement but then i remembered Apple wouldn't give 2 shits about the WWE.
ReplyDeleteJamie Noble looks like the bastard love child of Rick Steiner and the Genius.
ReplyDeleteAn autographed Ron Paul poster! How thoughtful!
ReplyDeleteTHEN WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO WATCH EVERY FUCKING WEEK?
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S THE LOGIC IN THAT, MAN?
Nice! There's a doc being released about Chris Farley!
ReplyDeleteHe was the greatest comedian of our time.
JBL is a lobotomized lemur out there. Someone hogtie him and get him out of here.
ReplyDeletethis angle hasnt changed since 97 apparently
ReplyDeleteDid they ever even mention that on TV?
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit harsh Seth
ReplyDeleteDid New Jack write that part of the promo?
ReplyDeleteI DON"T WATCH EVERY WEEK THEREFORE I CAN COMMENT ON IT
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched a show since I cut cable.
ReplyDeleteI'm just here for the jokes.
I thought it was odd Rollins started talking about Terri Runnels' asshole
ReplyDeleteNote to the WWE: Your heels shouldn't be getting respect claps.
ReplyDeleteI actually watched Isaac Yankem vs Bret Hart just the other day. It was not a bad match.
ReplyDeleteKane is more like the coaster you put under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.
ReplyDeleteSeth turning face?
ReplyDeleteA vacation to Hawaii? Doesn't Seth know that Kane burns easily?
ReplyDeleteThose production guys need the bonus.
ReplyDeleteKayfabe wise, SR is dropping a lot of cash here.
ReplyDeleteThis is so lame.
ReplyDelete(Kane breaks down, whisper sobbing)Bu...but, I really hate my wife
ReplyDeleteDo all hawaiian chicks have a Mil Mascaras style gut?
ReplyDeleteTHE ONE WHERE KING WAS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS NOSE?
ReplyDeleteI just pissed myself with laughter.
ReplyDeleteMick is right, this is boring and stupid.
ReplyDeleteKane vacationing in Hawaii and bumping into Pete Rose on the beach would be gold.
ReplyDeleteHow much did they get from Apple for that watch spot?
ReplyDelete3 hours is clearly too much when this is the shit they're peddling at the very beginning.
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN IT, CURRY
ReplyDeletehe can use a volcano eruption as his new pyro
ReplyDelete$9.99?
ReplyDeleteKill. This. Show.
ReplyDeleteFor Christ's sake, put us out of our misery.
And throwing him into a volcano
ReplyDelete...and now the announcement of the same old same old main event for the 78th great week.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt Apple fronted that
ReplyDeleteThat would be pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhere in the hell did you get your avatar?
ReplyDeleteI wish Crush was still alive, this could be the start of an epic feud.
ReplyDelete13 minutes to get to announcing the main event to the crowd. I get heel-in-loving, but my god this is not the way to do it.
ReplyDelete"Fuck you, pal! We're not done yet."
ReplyDelete- Vince
Yes.
ReplyDeleteYes, it would.
I think this is fairly funny.
ReplyDeleteA bicycle built for two
ReplyDeleteDel Rio's back! Oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteALBERTO DEL....oh.
ReplyDelete"We'll take the blonde instead"
ReplyDeleteAs stupid as this is, I'll take it over a 20 minute HHH/Steph promo.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck am I watching?
ReplyDelete"this motherfucker makes too much money."
ReplyDelete- WWE Shareholders
What's with the game show music?
ReplyDeleteWhy not bring in Drew Carey for this bit?
ReplyDeleteJoey gets his house picked up by Punk, a car from Rollins...talk about a TAKER, lol.
ReplyDeleteOdds that Ambrose fucks up the car somehow: 1/25,261,329.5
ReplyDelete