Waiting for the Trade
New Avengers:
Everything Diesby Jonathan Hickman and Steve Epting
collects New Avengers (2013) #1-6
Why I Bought This: Actually
I didn’t, I got it from the library. I had intended to buy this some day when I
first heard it involved the Infinity Gems but then I bought the Infinity crossover trade by Hickman as a
brand new preorder on Amazon for $50 and hated it. After that I wasn’t willing
to spend more money on a Hickman trade. However with this now being the book
that sets the new Secret Wars event
in motion that is allegedly going to end the Marvel Universe I decided it to
track it down and read it.
The Plot: The
Black Panther reforms the Illuminati when he discovers that universes are
colliding.
(Spoilers below)
Chapter 3 – Cap and Black Bolt recruit Beast to the
Illuminati and he retrieves the Mind Gem, which had been in Professor X’s
possession before he died (again). Reed implants early warning devices into the
Illuminati members’ palms to detect the incursions. Reed then runs the Infinity
Gauntlet plan past Black Swan and she says it will buy them time. Four days
later we have an incursion in Pakistan .
Cap is given the Infinity Gauntlet. Cap forces the other universe backwards but
there is a vibrational feedback so that when Cap ends the incursion all of the
Infinity Gems shatter except the Time Gem, which disappears. Now the Illuminati
meet again. Cap asks Panther to support him before they go in, and T’Challa
vows to do the right thing. Cap again says there will be no world destroying on
his watch. Everyone else disagrees including T’Challa as they vow to protect
their nations, species or family. On Tony’s order, Dr. Strange then mind-wipes
Cap and the Illuminati send him on his way with no memory of being a member so
they can get on with finding ways to destroy worlds.
Chapter 5 – We’re back to Reed and Black Swan having another
Silence of the Lambs moment. She
agrees to help them because she wants to live. Reed and T’Challa release her
from her cell but she has to wear a bomb on her throat. Next we see Terrax is
in an adjoining cell. We flashback to one week ago where Black Bolt defeated
Terrax but the fight lasted long enough for Galactus to eat the world as the
heroes narrowly escaped back to their own reality. Black Swan gives her origin.
She was raised in some mystic temple with doors to other dimensions. Her Earth
was subject to an incursion and the invading earth sent an army to kill
everyone. She went through one of the doors where she found a sisterhood known
as the Black Swans, whom raised her. The Swan dimension has since been
destroyed as well. The Swans believe the birth of a being known as Rabum Alal
is the cause of the universal destruction. Reed asks how to stop the
incursions. Swan says to evacuate the planet and destroy their own Earth and
this will spare their universe. Swan notes she can sense the incursions earlier
than the Illuminati’s warning system and one is due to incur in minutes. This
time it is happening over Latveria.
Chapter 6 – The Illuminati teleport into Latveria with their
antimatter bomb. However this time the incursion sky is blue not red, which
according to Swan is “much worse.” It means a group known as the Mapmakers has
come. The Mapmakers have already destroyed all life on the incursion Earth but
keep a it intact so they can map new universes to conquer when an incursion
occurs. We see the mapmakers in tech-armor and they are fighting Doom and
Kristoff. The Illuminati go to the dead world where Swan says the mapmakers
will detonate the planet before the incursion destroys the two universes, however
if one fragment of that other Earth survives the Mapmakers can find their way
back to this reality so they can devour the new Earth of all it resources as
well. Panther detonates the incursion world with the anti-matter bomb. The
universe returns to normal. The heroes return to Wakanda. When Swan is alone in
her cell she telepathically contacts Terrax. Meanwhile Doom recovers a fragment
of the other Earth.
Critical Thoughts: I
have to admit, I’m surprised by how much I liked this. This certainly presents
a unique threat (at least for Marvel). Now generally I don’t care for
multiverse stories with alternate versions of existing characters but in this
one the details of the multiverses themselves are secondary to the incursion
threat. What I like best about this book is it doesn’t shy away from the fact
that in the Marvel Universe there are plenty of options for destroying a planet
and we discuss some of the most obvious right away: Infinity Gems, Ultimate
Nullifier, Galactus, etc.
The concept is certainly an intriguing take of necessary
evil for the greater good. Do you sacrifice the billions of strangers on
alternate Earth to save the life of not just your own world but the life of
everyone in two universes (which in the Marvel Universe with numerous alien
races some of which have empires that span galaxies is clearly trillions upon
trillions of lifeforms. Now of course in the old days the Fantastic Four alone
would solve a problem like this without even considering killing anyone, but in
modern Marvel generally Cap and Spidey still have that absolute moral sense.
Yes Reed, Beast and maybe Strange could be written to agree with Cap but given
the stakes it is not a stretch for them to have them at least explore all
options, which is where the line is so far in this trade.
Yes in the cons I could easily complain about the Infinity
Gems fracturing. I feel like that just shouldn’t happen, given what we’ve seen
of them in the past. But if it didn’t happen then this story would just be over
and done with; therefore I can see why Hickman made that choice: They are the
most obvious solution first, he had to address them and find a way to take them
off the table if this is the story he wants to tell. Of course with that consideration given, there's no excuse for the heroes not assembling the Infinity Gems earlier and practicing with them. They come up with this plan with a couple days to spare and gather gems but don't unite them until the moment of crisis? That does not seem like something that either an expert tactician (like Cap and Panther) or a scientist (like Reed and Tony) would do. What kind of tactician or scientist takes an untested weapon into the field?
Grade A-. Despite
my initial skepticism I liked this enough that I placed an order for the other
trades in this series from my library.
I haven't seen the Hall/Jarrett match since it originally aired, but I remember the match being pretty good **1/2 affair, but maybe I was wrong. I think Hall could still definitely work at this point, which is noteworthy because there was a big decline in his workrate soon after this in his 2002 comeback.
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You hit the nail on the head about Crowbar. Not a great worker, but Storm totally nailed the character and it's pretty surprising WWE hired him afterwards. I'm pretty sure he could have gotten over under the WWE system.
And Lol @ another cruiserweight match ends with a rollup. This division was death.
At least Mamalukes have finally stopped wrestling David and Crowbar, but I hate them sacrificing Lenny and Lodi like this. Both guys deserved better.
I think I missed the part in these reviews where Miss Hancock debuted- when was that? And yes, she was basically the hottest chick in the business the second she arrived in that outfit. I actually thought her regular, more-scantily-clad version was LESS attractive than the Lilith Crane ensemble.
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